Vegeta's Cooking is Hell

Now, you better get good and ready
I, the Lord Vegeta,
Shall cook a-plenty!

First of all, the cabbage, chop it finely
Smash it into atoms for me!
(chop it up, chop it up, chop, chop it up)
You're next, you bastard carrot!
That name of yours sounds like the word for "humans"
Small, completely spineless bastard
Your bitter taste makes one puke!
Ha ha ha ha ha !
But that tack won't work against me!
Now, slowly peel off all of the skin
Reveal, reveal, let's carve it up!
(Reveal, reveal, reveal, reveal)

Ooooh, next we have the meat of a pig!
Ah, it is so well glazed
Now you watch the fresh bastard
Violently throbbing chest, great garnish!
Now, concentrate all your power
200g in one gulp is all there is to a coma!
(Ragged, Ragged, Ragged, Ragged-ged-ged-aaah)
Alright, the challenge is with the yam!
Why you, putting on a rough exterior and all that
I'm going to strip that skin of yours!

(Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky)
You naughty bastard!
(Scrub it, Scrub it, Scrub it, Scrub it, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty)
Twirl your hand to finish it right off!

You're oh so slippery and make me itch
But you won't defeat me
Till the end I'll scrub you out I'd bet my honor on it!

(breathing heavily)
Now, you blasted left-over scraps
I'll round each of you up to the last piece!

Mix the water in with the flour!
Stuff in some Tenkasu and egg yolks!
Drop in some shredded ginger
And mix!
(Mix mix mix)

And you bastards a while ago, oh so, so sloppy
Mix them all in one big mess
Then just cook them up on an iron plate slowly, carefully
(Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle)
And for the finishing touch, green seaweed in sauce with Okaka!
How now, have you had enough already!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

The Okonomiyaki Battle is over
Now, open your mouth wide
This is the peak of perfection!

Oh blast it,
I just completely forgot the mayonaise!

Bejita No O-Ryoui Jigoku!

Saa, temee-ra kakugo shiyagare
Kono Bejiita-Sama ga tappuri to
Ryouri shite yaru ze!!

Mazu wa kyabetsu da, Mijin kiri
Koppa-mijin ni shite yaru ze!!
(Zakkuri Zakkuri Zaku-Zaku)
Tsugi wa kisama da Ninjin yarou!
Ningen mitee na sono namae
Mattaku fuzaketa yarou da ze
Kisama no kumi nya hedo ga deru
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Da ga sore mo, ima no ore ni wa tsuuyou shinee!
Saa, yukkuri to kawa wo haide
Baki-Baki ni kizande yaru ze!!
(Baki Baki Baki-Baki)

Oooo! tsugi wa butaniku da!
Ii tsuya shite 'ru ja nee ka
Shinsen na yarou wo miru to
Mune ga takanatte kiyagaru ze!
Saa Pawaa wo shuuchuu sase
200g ikki ni koma-kiri da!
(Zuta Zuta Zutata Zutattatta)
Youshi, Koko-ra de yamaimo ni chousen da!
Dekoboko shiyagatte
Bake no kawa hinmuite yaru ze!

(Tsuru Tsuru Tsuru Tsuru Neba Neba Neba Neba)
Namaiki na yarou da ze!
(Suri Suri Suri Suri Doro Doro Doro Doro)
Tekozuraseyagaruze!

Subette mo kayukute mo
Koko de makecha naranee
Saigo made suri orose Ore no mentsu ni kakete!

(breathing heavily)
Saa, nokori no yarou-domo
Ichimou dajin ni shite yaru ze!!

Komugi ni mizu wo bukkake!
Tenkasu to tamago mo buchikomi!
Kizami shouga mo iretara
Hikkakimawashite yare!
(Maze Maze Maze)

Saki no yarou-domo mo gucha-gucha ni
Mechakucha ni mazeawase
Ato wa teppan no ue de jikkuri yakiagete yaru dake
(Juu Juu Juu)
Soosu ni ao nori okaka de todome da!
Dou da, maitta ka!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Okonomiyaki batoru mo
Saa, kuchi wo ookiku akete
Kore de itadaki da ze!

Otto ikenee,
Mayoneezu mo wasuren ja nee ze!


				*Vegeta's Cooking is Hell*



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		Hehehe, while surfing around, I was able to find, hear, and even obtain the 'Vegeta's Cooking is Hell' aka 'Bejita No O-Ryoui Jigoku'. It was never put into an episode, or OAV, but it was on one of the sound tracks. Below, I have both the romanji and english translation lyrics. As well, just click on the link to hear the song for yourself. Enjoy hearing Vegeta's struggle to make something to eat! ^o^ Click Here to Hear Cooking is Hell!



		Vegeta's Cooking is Hell Now, you better get good and ready I, the Lord Vegeta, Shall cook a-plenty! First of all, the cabbage, chop it finely Smash it into atoms for me! (chop it up, chop it up, chop, chop it up) You're next, you bastard carrot! That name of yours sounds like the word for "humans" Small, completely spineless bastard Your bitter taste makes one puke! Ha ha ha ha ha ! But that tack won't work against me! Now, slowly peel off all of the skin Reveal, reveal, let's carve it up! (Reveal, reveal, reveal, reveal) Ooooh, next we have the meat of a pig! Ah, it is so well glazed Now you watch the fresh bastard Violently throbbing chest, great garnish! Now, concentrate all your power 200g in one gulp is all there is to a coma! (Ragged, Ragged, Ragged, Ragged-ged-ged-aaah) Alright, the challenge is with the yam! Why you, putting on a rough exterior and all that I'm going to strip that skin of yours! (Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky) You naughty bastard! (Scrub it, Scrub it, Scrub it, Scrub it, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty) Twirl your hand to finish it right off! You're oh so slippery and make me itch But you won't defeat me Till the end I'll scrub you out I'd bet my honor on it! (breathing heavily) Now, you blasted left-over scraps I'll round each of you up to the last piece! Mix the water in with the flour! Stuff in some Tenkasu and egg yolks! Drop in some shredded ginger And mix! (Mix mix mix) And you bastards a while ago, oh so, so sloppy Mix them all in one big mess Then just cook them up on an iron plate slowly, carefully (Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle) And for the finishing touch, green seaweed in sauce with Okaka! How now, have you had enough already! Ha ha ha ha ha! The Okonomiyaki Battle is over Now, open your mouth wide This is the peak of perfection! Oh blast it, I just completely forgot the mayonaise! Bejita No O-Ryoui Jigoku! Saa, temee-ra kakugo shiyagare Kono Bejiita-Sama ga tappuri to Ryouri shite yaru ze!! Mazu wa kyabetsu da, Mijin kiri Koppa-mijin ni shite yaru ze!! (Zakkuri Zakkuri Zaku-Zaku) Tsugi wa kisama da Ninjin yarou! Ningen mitee na sono namae Mattaku fuzaketa yarou da ze Kisama no kumi nya hedo ga deru Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Da ga sore mo, ima no ore ni wa tsuuyou shinee! Saa, yukkuri to kawa wo haide Baki-Baki ni kizande yaru ze!! (Baki Baki Baki-Baki) Oooo! tsugi wa butaniku da! Ii tsuya shite 'ru ja nee ka Shinsen na yarou wo miru to Mune ga takanatte kiyagaru ze! Saa Pawaa wo shuuchuu sase 200g ikki ni koma-kiri da! (Zuta Zuta Zutata Zutattatta) Youshi, Koko-ra de yamaimo ni chousen da! Dekoboko shiyagatte Bake no kawa hinmuite yaru ze! (Tsuru Tsuru Tsuru Tsuru Neba Neba Neba Neba) Namaiki na yarou da ze! (Suri Suri Suri Suri Doro Doro Doro Doro) Tekozuraseyagaruze! Subette mo kayukute mo Koko de makecha naranee Saigo made suri orose Ore no mentsu ni kakete! (breathing heavily) Saa, nokori no yarou-domo Ichimou dajin ni shite yaru ze!! Komugi ni mizu wo bukkake! Tenkasu to tamago mo buchikomi! Kizami shouga mo iretara Hikkakimawashite yare! (Maze Maze Maze) Saki no yarou-domo mo gucha-gucha ni Mechakucha ni mazeawase Ato wa teppan no ue de jikkuri yakiagete yaru dake (Juu Juu Juu) Soosu ni ao nori okaka de todome da! Dou da, maitta ka! Ha ha ha ha ha! Okonomiyaki batoru mo Saa, kuchi wo ookiku akete Kore de itadaki da ze! Otto ikenee, Mayoneezu mo wasuren ja nee ze!



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