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Question 1:
'Kay, my name is mental and I got a question for Vegeta
Vegeta, have you noticed that you look alot like Hiei from Yu yu Hakusho it's scarry oh and can I be your friend? I hate
Goku too you're better that he is.
Please force him to answer the question and if you don't know anything about Yu yu Hakusho then whatch it it's om monday-friday
at 5:30 pm and it's funny.
Vegeta: Hmph, you compare ME to some weak baka from some Earth anime show!?
PerfectCell17: Uh, you're also from an anime show.
Vegeta: Oh yeah, but besides that I have more important things to do than sit aroung watching TV!
PerfectCell17: Like what?
Vegeta: Training, you baka!
PerfectCell17: You just don't want to say that Bulma took away your satellite privledges, so you haven't been able to
watch it!
Vegeta: *mumbles death threat*
PerfectCell17: Answer the next part!
Vegeta: *reads next question* Hmph, of course, all earthlings want to be friends with the Prince of ALL Saiyans! But
I have no use for friends, so no!
PerfectCell17: That was mean!
Vegeta: And I care!? *reads next line* So you're a Kakarot hater too?
PerfectCell17: Are you gonna change your answer?
Vegeta: Of course not! But maybe I will spare your life when I finally blow up this worthless planet. *evil laugh*
PerfectCell17: O.o Uh... thanks for the questions!
Question(s) 2:
Hello it's me Mental again and I got more stuff for Vegeta to answer 1st Vegeta why the hell won't you be my freind?I'm
no human I'm a 13 year old demon and I will destroy the world one dayHAHAHAHAHA!!Vegeta Hiei's a demon and he's fast and strong
and cute oh wait did I just say he's cute?CRAP!Can I kill Goku oh and can I borrow a dollar I'll pay you back oh and can I
stab Trunks on the back over and over and over again?I'llsend you eggrolls.I'm out of questions oh and tell Vegeta that he's
gotta whatch Yu yu Hakusho as soon as Bulma gives him his Tv priblages back or I'll sue him for a billion dollars and that
he's still my favorite character in DBZ bye bye.
| I love Vegeta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
PerfectCell17: Yeah Vegeta, why won't you be Mental's friend!?
Vegeta: I told you already that I don't have any use for Earthling friends!
PerfectCell17: But Mental's not a human, but a 13 year old demon!
Vegeta: Hmph, a demon, don't make me laugh! Besides Mental's only 13 years old!
PerfectCell17: So, I'm only 14!
Vegeta: Is there a point to your babbling?!
PerfectCell17: Well, you're my friend, right?
Vegeta: *starts laughing* I told you I don't have any use for Earthling friends!
PerfectCell17: I'm not an Earthling either! I'm half demon, just like Inu Yasha!
Vegeta: Inu what!?
PerfectCell17: Anyways, Mental's gonna destroy the world one day!
Vegeta: Ha! I'm the ones who's gonna destroy this pathetic mudd ball!
PerfectCell17: Not if Mental has anything to say about it!
Vegeta: Drop the damn subject! Are there any more questions you're going to force me to answer?!
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^ Mental wants to kill Kakarot, is that okay?
Vegeta: *clenches fist* I'm the ONLY one who will have the fun of killing Kakarot! But if Mental wants to help me torture
him I don't care! I want Kakarot to suffer as MUCH as possible!
PerfectCell17: O.o Well, can I help?
Vegeta: I don't care, but if either of you finish him off I'll send you on a one way trip to hell!
PerfectCell17: Yay! Next question, can Mental borrow a dollar?
Vegeta: What am I a bank?!
PerfectCell17: Well you are married to the richest woman in the world!
Vegeta: I'll give you a dollar to never talk about the woman again!
PerfectCell17: Okay, why?
Vegeta: Because I have to hear enough of her when I'm at home!
PerfectCell17: Okay! *gives dollar to Mental* Now, can Mental stab Trunks over and over and over?
Vegeta: What?! Hell no! If anything happens to the brat the woman will kill me!
PerfectCell17: Mental will send you eggrolls if you say yes.
Vegeta: *considers how good the eggrolls would be* Dammit, the woman will kill me, so no!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, so Mental says you gotta watch Yu Yu Hakusho when Bulma lets you have TV privledges again!
Vegeta: I take orders from nobody!
PerfectCell17: If you don't Menatl's gonna sue you for a billion dollars!
Vegeta: So, I'll just get the woman to pay for it! Is that all of the blasted questions!?
PerfectCell17: Unfortunately. Oh yeah, your still Mental's favourite character!
Vegeta: Hmph, of course I am!
PerfectCell17: -_- So much for being modest.
Vegeta: Now that these damn questions are done I have some training to do! *walks off*
PerfectCell17: He IS impossible! Thanks for the questions!
Question 3:
It's me Mental again sorry for bothering ya but I love torturing Vegeta even though he's my favorite character.'Kay here's
one question.Vegeta, when Bulma dies will you marry me I'll let you train as much as you want pluss Hiei dosen't wanna marry
me even though he's my soulmate.Vegeta whatch Yu yu Hakusho or I'll kill Trunks and tell Bulma you let me and then make ya
listen to Britney Spears and Barbra Streisand music forever!Can I borrow dollar?I accdentaly ate the last one.I think
I flushed the remote, cat, brother, homework, and best friend down the toilet can you help me find them?I know a way
to torture Goku first tie him to a tree, next tie a roast chicken just out of his reach and then whatch him suffer.Can I please
kill Trunks?I promice I won't tell Bulma I'll just tell her he pissed me of at school.Oh yeah can you tell me how old you
are?I've read allot of fanfics that say that you and Goku are lover is that true or do ya wanna kill a buch of people?Oh well
gota go and kill complete strangers and blame it on Goku bye bye.
| MUST KILL KAKAROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta:Great I have to answer more pathetic questions! *rolls eyes*
PerfectCell17: *ignores Vegeta* First question, can Mental marry you when Bulma dies?
Vegeta: What?! Why in the hell would I let a demon who isn't even my friend marry me!?
PerfectCell17: Mental says she'll train as much as you want her to!
Vegeta: She can train with me, but ONLY because I need a new punching bag! And she can NOT marry me!
PerfectCell17: She also said that you better watch Yu Yu Hakusho or else she'll kill Trunks and tell Bulma you let her
do it!
Vegeta: The brat can take care of himself! Besides he would be the one doing the killing!
PerfectCell17: Then she'll make you listen to Britney Spears and Barbra Streisand!
Vegeta: What's a Britney Streisand?
PerfectCell17: You don't wanna know!
Vegeta: Is it some kind of torture?
PerfectCell17: You could say that...
Vegeta: Well I can take any kind of torture!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental borrow another dollar, she ate the last one?
Vegeta: That's not my fault!
PerfectCell17: Come on, you're like the richest guy in the world!
Vegeta: If it'll shut you up it's worth a dollar! *gives dollar to Mental*
PerfectCell17: Can you help Mental find her remote, cat, brother, homework, and best friend down the toilet?
Vegeta: What the hell do I look like!? It's her fault she flushed all that stuff down the toilet, so she can find it
herself!
PerfectCell17: Oh yeah, Mental thought of a way to torture Kakarot!
Vegeta: What is it?
PerfectCell17: Tie Kakarot to a tree, next tie a roast chicken just out of reach! That'll make him suffer for sure!
Vegeta: *writing in his 'Ways to Torture Kakarot' book*
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Trunks yet? She said she'll tell Bulma that he pissed her off at school.
Vegeta: Like I just said, the brat will be the one doing the killing!
PerfectCell17: Next question, how old are you?
Vegeta: Hmph! Older than you brat, and stronger too! Don't forget that!
PerfectCell17: What kind of answer is that?!
Vegeta: Mine! Is this over yet!?
PerfectCell17: Nope ^_^ Mental's read alot of fanfics about you being in love with Kakarot, are they true?
Vegeta: *vein bulges on forehead* What!? Why in the hell would I like Kakarot?! Who in the hell writes this crap!?
PerfectCell17: Lots of people!
Vegeta: I guess I got a lot of people to send to hell!
PerfectCell17: O.o
Vegeta: *flys off to find fanfic writers*
PerfectCell17: Well, that was fun! Thanks for the questions!
Question 4:
'Kay it's me Mental again and I got more stuff to ask 1st Vegeta I bought a book it's called 10000001 Ways to Kill
Trunks Without Being Freakishley Strong an I can't pay for it so can I borrow 10 dollars?How many languages do ya speak?Oh
my God I just found out I was accepted to Rancho High School in Las Vegas,NV aren't you happy?Are you sure ya don't wanna
be my husband?Please let me kill Trunks I promice I won't tell Bulma you let me kill him I'll just tell her that Trunks tied
to sell me drugs.Will you be my friend I'll give ya eggrolls and I'll lock Bulma in jail I got friends in high places.Sereously
whatch Yu yu Hakusho or I'll give Goku all your training equipment!People working at the nuthouse are looking for me help
me hide.Can you help me kill my father?He likes Goku.When's ypu birthday I wanna give you dunplings as a present.You also
act like Hiei.I'm riting a fanfic about you and a bunch of characters from differnt animes can you tell me of a way to torture
Goku and Kenshin?Don't worry you're one of the people who dosen't suffer.I allso want you to whatch Rurouni Kenshin and if
you don't I'll tell Bulma that you're having an afair oh well gota go and kill people and blame it on Goku bye bye.
| KICK KAKAROT'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: Kami, why must I answer these questions!?
PerfectCell17: Because I said so! *sticks out tongue*
Vegeta: Since when do I listen to you?!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, you're gonna answer them and that's that!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: First question, can Mental borrow ten dollars? She found a book called '10000001 Ways to Kill Trunks Without
Being Freakishly Strong'.
Vegeta: I doubt that a book will be able to help her! But I am curious... *gives Mental ten bucks*
PerfectCell17: Next question, how many languages do you speak?
Vegeta:Three, English, Japanese and Saiyajin.
PerfectCell17: Cool, Mental got accepted to Rancho High School in Las Vegas, aren't you happy?
Vgeeta: Will she still be able to send in questions?
PerfectCell17: Yeppers!
Vegeta: Then no!
PerfectCell17: You know you love to answer these! Are you sure you don't wanna marry Mental?
Vegeta: I'm sure! She can train with me, help me torture Kakarot, but NOT marry me!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Trunks yet? She give you eggrolls and lock Bulma in jail!
Vegeta: She can go ahead and try, but my son is no weakling! He will be the one doing the killing!
PerfectCell17: I wouldn't be too sure about that... Anyways, Mental says to watch Yu Yu Hakusho or else she'll give Kakarot
ALL of your training equipment!
Vegeta: I'll kill Kakarot before he can even touch my training equipment! Besides, I don't need it, since I have a new
punching bag! *looks at Mental*
PerfectCell17: Mental wants you to help her hide because the people at the nut house are looking for her.
Vegeta: She can hide in my GR since she's training with me!
PerfectCell17: Wow, I think that was the nicest thing you've said ALL day!
Vegeta: Hmph, tell me the next damn question!
PerfectCell17: Can you help ,Mental kill her father?
Vegeta: I hate helping people, but killing IS my speciality, so I guess.
PerfectCell17: When's your birthday?
Vegeta: It's in a month that does not exist on Earth, only on Planet Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: Well, don't you know what your birthday is on Earth?
Vegeta: Of course I do! What do I look like, Kakarot!?
PerfectCell17: Then what is it?!
Vegeta: None of your damn business!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, Mental is writing a fanfic about different animes! Do you know any ways to torture Kakarot and
Kenshin?
Vegeta: Make them answer these questions!
PerfectCell17: *pinches Vegeta*
Vegeta: What the hell, brat!?
PerfectCell17: You do call everyone brat, don't you? Why are you being so mean today!?
Vegeta: That's how I am everyday! Are we done yet?!
PerfectCell17: Nope, one more thing! Mental says for you to watch Rurouni Kenshin, and if you don't she'll tell Bulma
that you're having an affair!
Vegeta: Like the woman will believe it! Now are we done?!
PerfectCell17: Yeppers ^_^
Vegeta: *takes off into the sky*
PerfectCell17: So impatient... Thanks for the questions! ^_^
Question 5:
Vegeta it's your fault that I flushed all that crap down the toilet I was hopeing that you'd help me.How the hell are
you looking at me and why do ya want me to be your punching bag?Is it 'cuz I'm in love with Hiei?Can I kill Bulma?How old
is Trunks?Oh I can't find Trunks is he hidding from me?What's your IQ?Mine's 120.Will you be my new dad?Mine sucks!If you
don't wanna be my dad then will you be my new 2nd mom?I wanna tell people I'm related to you so they can stop being scared
of me.How much do ya hate me now?Do you think I'm crazzy?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, and Inuyasha or I'll never
stop asking questions.Are you sure you don't wanna be my husband?I'll sell Trunks to slavery.Can I live with you durring the
Summer?If I kill Trunks will you stop likeing me?Do you whatch South Park?Can I have you boots?How big is your hair?Who would
you rather marry Goku or Gohan?Who would you rather eat Goku or Gohan?I told Bulma that you let me kill a Trunks Will you
forgive me?What can kill you?Can I smell your feet?Oh well gotta go and kill my rival and blame it on Goku oh that reminds
me can I continue blaming stuff on Goku?Bye bye.
| I'M GONNA KILL TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: Damn, is there no end!?
PerfectCell17: Nope! ^_^
Vegeta: Well, let's just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Well the first part isn't a question, it's a comment. Mental says it's your fault the she flushed all
that stuff down the toilet because she thought you would help her!
Vegeta: What do I look like, a plumber!?
PerfectCell17: I don't think that's what she meant!
Vegeta: Whatever, get on with the blasted questions!
PerfectCell17: Okay, how the hell were you looking at Mental yesterday?
Vegeta: That's none of either of your business!
PerfectCell17:...uh, next question, why do you want Mental as your punching bag? Is it because she's in love with Hiei?
Vegeta: I couldn't care less about who that pathetic demon loves! And I only want her as a punching bag because then
she'll actually be useful when we train!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Bulma?
Vegeta: No! I do not want anybody to kill the woman!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, how old is Trunks?
Vegeta: How in the hell should I know!?
PerfectCell17: Maybe because you're his father!
Vegeta: It's the woman's job to keep track of that stuff! I only work on his training and making sure he don't go soft
like Kakarot's brats!
PerfectCell17: Menatl can't seem to find Trunks, is he hiding?
Vegeta: The brat would NEVER hide from some weak demon!
PerfectCell17: What's your IQ? Mental's is 120!
Vegeta: I don't know, I've never taken an Earth IQ quiz! But I was the smartest Saiyan on Planet Vegeta besides my father!
PerfectCell17: Who would of thought, Vegeta actually has a brain!
Vegeta: *glares at PerfectCell17*
PerfectCell17: You know I'm joking! Next question, will you be Mental's new dad?
Vegeta: Hell no! Two brats are enough!
PerfectCell17: Well then, will you be her second mom?
Vegeta: WHAT!?
PerfectCell17: Uh...I'll take that as a no.
Vegeta: You got that right! I am NEVER going to be anyone's mom!
PerfectCell17: But she wants to tell people that she is related to you, so people will stop being scared of her.
Vegeta: No, one family is enough!
PerfectCell17: How much do you hate her now?
Vegeta: As much as I hate you!
PerfectCell17: That's mean!
Vegeta: Yeah, so?
PerfectCell17: I'm not even gonna bother! Do you think Mental is crazy?
Vegeta: She's the second craziest person I've ever met, besides Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: Do you think I'm crazy?
Vegeta: You're the third!
PerfectCell17: ^_^ Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin and Inu Yasha or Mental will never stop asking questions!
Vegeta: Hmph, I just won't answer the questions!
PerfectCell17: Oh yes you will!
Vegeta: Whatever!
PerfectCell17: Moving on, are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: YES, I'M SURE! I already have to deal with the woman!
PerfectCell17: She said she'll sell Trunks to slavery.
Vegeta: What!? My son is NOT a slave! He is a Saiyan!
PerfectCell17: Well, can she live with you for the summer?
Vegeta: No! I will only train with her!
PerfectCell17: If Mental kills Trunks will you stop liking her?
Vegeta: Who said I liked her in the first place?!
PerfectCell17: You know you like her!
Vegeta: Whatever! Besides she could never kill the brat anyway!
PerfectCell17: Do you watch South Park?
Vegeta: South Park? I have no time for earth TV, I have training to do!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have your boots?
Vegeta: No, she can get her own!
PerfectCell17: Wow, aren't you generous!
Vegeta: Hey, I already gave her twelve bucks!
PerfectCell17: How big is your hair?
Vegeta: How should I know?! What do you think I go around measuring my hair?!
PerfectCell17: You never know...who would you rather marry Gohan or Kakarot?
Vegeta: WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER MARRY EITHER OF THEM!!!
PerfectCell17: Okay then, who would you rather eat?
Vegeta: NEITHER!
PerfectCell17: Sheesh, you don't have to yell! Mental told Bulma that you said she can kill Trunks, will you forgive
her?
Vegeta: I don't care! She will never kill him anyways!
PerfectCell17: Next, what can kill you?
Vegeta: Nothing! I am the Prince of ALL Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Uh...huh...can Mental smell your feet?
Vegeta: What the hell is wrong with this girl?! She can't smell my feet!
PerfectCell17: I think it's funny!
Vegeta: You WOULD!
PerfectCell17: Okay final question, can Mental blame all the stuff she does on Kakarot?
Vegeta: Go for it! I don't care! So, we're done?
PerfectCell17: *nods*
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Thanks for the questions!
Question 6:
VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are you sure you don't wanna be my husband?I don't wanna have kids.If
you won't be my dad, 2nd mom, husband, or friend then will you be one of my big brothers?Do you love Bulma?Do you love your
kids?Did ya know that you're as cute as Hiei?I lost my 10000001 Ways to Kill Trunks Without Being Freakishley Strong
book will you buy me a new one?It's only $6721651258126518256674136584258.01.Do you like me?Do you love me?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho,
Rurouni Kenshin, and Inuyasha or I'll go and live with you for the rest of your natrual life!Do you read Shonen Jump?I was
droped on my head when I was a baby is that bad?A friend told me that you got 100000 nests in your hair is that true?When
I kill Trunks can I keep his head as a trophey?how do you spell death?I've read alot of fanfics that say you're gay is that
true?What's your last name?Is it true that you and Goku have been secretly maried for 10 years?My birthday is on May 23 will
you celebrate?I'll celebrate yours.Are you an angel? Can I smell you?Can I have a pint of your blood?I promice I won't do
anything creepy with it I just wanna tell people that I got your blood.I stil take naps is that normal?I'm 13 in case you
forgot.Be my friend.Oh well gotta go and kill my best friend that I found with the money Vegeta gave me in a sewer while I
was looking for a new Tv witch I never found bye bye.
| KAKAROT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: Will they never end?!
PerfectCell17: Not as long as you have friends! So never! ^_^
Vegeta: Let's just get this over with so I can continue my training!
PerfectCell17: Whatever you say! Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: YES I AM SURE! I'm not going to change to my mind either! Got it!?
PerfectCell17: Okay, but she don't want to have kids though.
Vegeta: I don't give a damn whether she wants kids or not! I'm NOT gonna marry her!
PerfectCell17: Fine, next question, will you be one of Mental's big brothers since you won't be her husband, dad, second
mom, or friend?
Vegeta: No, I will NOT be her older brother either!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, do you love Bulma?
Vegeta: *slightly blushes* That's none of your business, weaklings!
PerfectCell17: Wow, aren't you nice. Do you love your kids?
Vegeta: *still blushing* What'd I say!? That's none of your business!
PerfectCell17: I'll take that as a yes! Okay, did you know you're as cute as Hiei?
Vegeta: First, I am not 'cute'! Second, I don't compare myself to other people!
PerfectCell17: Mental lost her '10000001 Ways to Kill Trunks Without Being Freakishly Strong' book and was wondering
if you could give her money for a new one.
Vegeta: How much is this book?
PerfectCell17: $6721651258126518256674136584258.01.
Vegeta: What?! I don't even think the woman has that much money!
PerfectCell17: So, is that a no?
Vegeta: Of course it is!
PerfectCell17: Do you like Mental?
Vegeta: Hmph, I like her as a punching bag!
PerfectCell17: Do you love her?
Vegeta: WHAT?! I barely like her as a punching bag!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin and Inu Yasha or Mental will come live with you for the rest of her
natural life!
Vegeta: Ha! I'd like to see her try! The woman wouldn't even let her in the house!
PerfectCell17: Do you read Shonen Jump?
Vegeta: I have more important things to do than read Shonen whatever it's called!
PerfectCell17: It's called Shonen Jump, and I think you should read it! It's cool!
Vegeta: Whatever!
PerfectCell17: Mental was dropped on her head as a baby, is that bad?
Vegeta: *chuckles* I wouldn't say bad, but that does explain ALOT of things!
PerfectCel17: You can be so mean! A friend of Mental's told her that you have 100000 nests in your hair, is that true?
Vegeta: What?! Who in the hell said that nonsense?! That is a lie!
PerfectCell17: *lloks at Vegeta's hair* Hmmm... Anyways, when Mental kills Trunks can she keep his head as a trophy?
Vegeta: She won't even be able to kill Trunks!
PerfectCell17: How do you spell death?
Vegeta: K-A-K-A-R-O-T!
PerfectCell17: Mental's read alot of fan fics that say you're gay, is it true?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* WHAT?!?! I AM NOT GAY!!
PerfectCell17: Okay then, what's your last name?
Vegeta: Last names are for Earthlings! Saiyan do not have last names!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that you and Kakarot have been secretly married for the last ten years?
Vegeta: *vein bulges again* I AM NOT MARRIED TO THAT BAKA!!
PerfectCell17: Mental's birthday is on May 23, will you celebrate it?
Vegeta: No, I don't bother to celebrate my birthday, so I sure as hell am not gonna celebrate hers!
PerfectCell17: Will you celebrate mine, it's June 23?
Vegeta: Did you not hear what I just said?!
PerfectCell17: Mental wants to know if you're an angel?
Vegeta:No, but I DO kill angels!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental smell you?
Vegeta: What the hell is wrong with this girl!? No she cannot smell me!
PerfectCell17: Can she have a pint of your blood? She won't do anything creepy, she just wants to say that she has your
blood.
Vegeta: My blood stays in me! If you want it you'll have to beat it out of me!
PerfectCell17: Mental still takes naps, is that normal?
Vegeta: Well, I still takes naps after training!
PerfectCell17: Cool! Mental says she's 13 incase you forgot. Be her friend!
Vegeta: Make me! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: *sigh* Thanks for the questions!
Question 7:
yo yo yo yo! what up vegeta
question: kakarott is an idiot, why dont you just kill that pathetic ejitt now. Instaed you help him in battle
I LOVE KING VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: KILL COURTNEY LOVE FOR ME
PerfectCell17: Look Vegeta, you got a question for someone BESIDES Mental!
Vegeta: So, they're still annoyng questions!
PerfectCell17: Just shut up and answer! Kakarot is an idiot, so why don't you just kill that pathetic ejitt now? Instead
you just help him in battle!
Vegeta: As much as I love to kill that pathetic baka Kakarot, the woman is too fond of him! Damn woman...
PerfectCell17: Oh, soo that's why!
Vegeta: And as for the helping him in battle thing, I have to help him because alone he'd get the planet blown up!
PerfectCell17: Arctic Cold wants you to kill Courtney Love for her.
Vegeta: If I kill somebody the woman will disable the gravity chamber! Is that all?!
PerfectCel117: Yep!
Vegeta: Good, cause I have some training to do! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Whatver! Thanks for the questions! ^_^
Question 8:
Hello it's me Mental again and I've gotten more evil!Oh well I got a bunch of questions for Vegeta and some for PerfectCell17
first for Vegeta.Vegeta what's your name?You're as hot as Hiei did ya know that?I found my book are you happy?Whatch Yu yu
Hakusho, Naruto, Inuyasha, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll make Britney Spears live with you forever!!!!Can I have another dollar?Gohan
stole my money.Are you sure you won't be my friend?Why don't you wanna be my husband?My friend told me that you smell like
flowers, oranges, strawberies, a gymbag, and a dab of prefume is that true?Do I make you unomfortable?I found out that my
father droped me on my head over 30 times when I was a baby is that bad?Can I call you daddy?Can I call you Mommy?Can I call
you Susie the princes of all BBQ?Can I call you Veggie-kun?What's a brain?I got over 20 brothers and sisters and none of us
have the same mom except my 12 year old brother is that wierd?My father used to abuse me so I never got to know what it's
like to have a father's love so will you be my new dad?Can I blow up your traning equipment?'Kay got questions for PerfectCell17
too firs will you be my friend?Do you think I'm disturbing?Can I kill all your teachers?Can you force Vegeta to be my friend?I
like you do you like me?Oh no my friends are here I gotta go and hide my weaponds before they find them bye bye.
| I'M GONNA KILL KAKAROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
PerfectCell17: It's that time again!
Vegeta: Dammit! They just keep coming!
PerfectCell17: Stop your complaining and start answering! First, what's your
name?
Vegeta: Prince Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: You're as hot as Hiei, did you know that?
Vegeta: No, I didn't know that because I don't compare myself to weaklings!
PerfectCell17: Mental found her book are you happy?
Vegeta: *sarcastically* Oh, I'm sooo happy that that demon found her book!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin and Inu Yasha or Mental'll make Britney Spears live with you forever!
Vegeta: Ha! The woman won't let anyone live with us!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have another dollar?
Vegeta: I'm not even gonna bother arguing this time! *gives Mental a dollar*
PerfectCell17: Gohan stole her money.
Vegeta: I knew Kakarot's brat wasn't all innocent like he seems!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's friend?
Vegeta: Yes, I'm sure! I have no use for petty attachments such as friends!
PerfectCell17: Why don't you wanna be her husband?
Vegeta: I told you! I don't have use for any petty attachments!
PerfectCell17: But you're married to Bulma!
Vegeta: The woman's different!
PerfectCell17: How so?
Vegeta: Just drop it and ask the next question!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend told her that you smell like flowers, oranges, strawberries, a gym bag and a dab of perfume,
is that true?
Vegeta: What!? I DO NOT smell like things that the woman smells like!
PerfectCell17: Then what do you smell like?
Vegeta: Training!
PerfectCell17: Uh..huh...Does Mental make you uncomfortable?
Vegeta: Hmph, nothing make the Prince of ALL Saiyans uncomfortable!
PerfectCell17: Mental found out that her father dropped her on her head over 30 times when she was a baby, is that bad?
Vegeta: It's not THAT bad, afterall I've done it to the brat a few times!
PerfectCell17: O.o Can she call you daddy?
Vegeta: No, she can call me Prince Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: What about mommy?
Vegeta: What did I just say?!
PerfectCell17: Well, can Mental call you Susie the Prince of all BBQs?
Vegeta: NO! Vegeta--Prince of all Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: What about Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: What the hell is up with all the damn nicknames!? If you want you can call me Vegeta-sama!
PerfectCell17: What's a brain?
Vegeta: Something neither of you have!
PerfectCell17: You're such a baka! Anyways, Mental has over 20 brothers and sisters and none of them have the mom
except her 12 year old brother, is that weird?
Vegeta: I think any more than 2 brats is weird, no matter who the mother is!
PerfectCell17: Mental's father abused her so she never knew what it was like to have a father's love, so will you be
her new dad?
Vegeta: No! I didn't even have a father past the age of 6 and I turned out fine!
PerfectCell17: Sure you did...My father's a major ass who loves his new wife and kids more than me! What the hell is
up with dads in the world?! You better not screw up being a father, Vegeta!
Vegeta: The woman won't let me screw up!
PerfectCell17: Moving on, can Mental blow up your training equipment?
Vegeta: NOBODY blows up my training equipment! I'll blast them before they can even touch it!
PerfectCell17: Yay! Mental has questions for me!
Vegeta: And you're excited about that!?
PerfectCell17: Yep! Will you ask me them Vegeta?
Vegeta: Will I be able to get out of here quicker?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Fine! Will you be Mental's friend?
PerfectCell17: Sure! Unlike you Vegeta, I actually like to have friends!
Vegeta: Do you think Mental's disturbing?
PerfectCell17: Not disturbing...amusing!
Vegeta: Can Mental kill your teachers?
PerfectCell17: Please do it! Kill 'em all!
Vegeta: Hmph, I'll answer your next question! The question is 'can you force Vegeta to be my friend?' No, she CANNOT!
PerfectCell17: I'll try to!
Vegeta: Mental likes you, do you like her?
PerfectCell17: Yep! I think she's very cool and funny!
Vegeta: What are you on? I don't wanna know...Well that's all the damn questions! I'm leaving now! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Yay! I got questions! Thanks!
Question 9:
I GOT A NEW FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You got no idea how insanely happy that makes me!I ate to much pure sugar
someone remind me to not loose another bet!Don't worry I ain't gonna tel him nothing.I got questions for both of ya again
1st for Vegeta.Mommy can I borrow another dollar?Goten stole my damn money.Susie princess of all BBQ who do you love more
me, Bulma, or our kids?Veggie-kun can I call you PerfectCell17's slave?Daddy I got a friend that says that you and Trunks
are lovers and you 2 have been maried for 15 years and got 4 kids together is that true?I love Hiei is that bad?Vegeta can
I call you Bulma's slave?Vegeta people tell me that I can personality is alot like yours what do you think?How'd ya know that
I'm a girl?I told Buma that you've droped Trunks on the head will you forgime me?I've read alot of fanfics that say Trunks
and Goten are lovers is that true?What's you wife's name?What's your kids' names?I found out what a brain is an I got one
I got an IQ of 120 in case you forgot!What dose IQ stand for?What do ya think about Yuca mountain and the dumpping of nuclear
waste?Are you maried?Can I have your hair?Do you got kids?will you do PerfectCell17's and my homework?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho,
Naruto, Inuyasha, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll tell Bulma that you and Trunks are lovers!'Kay I got questions for PerfectCell17
1st Are you maried?Do you have kids?If Veggie-kun becomes my dad or my mom will me and the brother that lives with me turn
out just like him?What school do you go to and where's the school?I gota know so I can kill them.Are you an angel?Can I be
related to you?Dose high school suck?Is Veggie-kun a man or a woman?Have you ever seen Yu yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Naruto, or
Rurouni Kenshin?What do you think about Yucca Mountain and the dumping of nuclear waste?Is it true that Vegeta lives at an
inchanted island with mermaids durring the winter and becomes one himself?Oh well that all the questions I got I gotta go
and kill my other friends 'cuz they stole my Tv.How the hell am I supose to live!Bye bye.
| I tortured Veggie-kun and I'm proud of it! | 
Vegeta: Dammit, will she never stop?!
PerfectCell17: What do I say everytime you ask?
Vegeta: Well, I was hoping that she would stop!
PerfectCell17: Never!
Vegeta: Great, let's just get this over so I can continue my training!
PerfectCell17: First, I wanna remind Mental not to lose another bet!
Vegeta: *lost* What does that have to do with asking me questions!?
PerfectCell17: Wow, are you actually WANTING to answer these?
Vegeta: NEVER! I hate these!
PerfectCell17: Well whatever, Mental asks 'mommy, can I borrow another dollar?'
Vegeta: WHAT!? I am NOT that demons mother! I'm not even her friend!
PerfectCell17: What about the dollar? She said that Goten stole her money!
Vegeta: Hmph, I knew Kakarot's brats weren't as innocent as they looked! But if it'll shut you up I'll give you the damn
dollar! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Next, Susie Prince of all BBQs who do you love more Bulma, Mental or yours and Mental's kids?
Vegeta: Who the hell said that I had kids with that demon!? And I don't LOVE her, I barely even like her! So, I guess
I'd have to go with the woman! And what the hell's up with the Susie, Prince of BBQs?! It's Vegeta, Prince of ALL Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Uh...huh...Mental wants to know if she can call you my slave?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* WHAT!? The Prince of ALL Saiyans is NOBODYS slave! If anything SHE is MY slave!
PerfectCell17: In your dreams!
Vegeta: All shall bow before the Saiyan Prince! Mwahahahahahahaha!
PerfectCell17: O.o Moving on, Mental has a friend that says that you and Trunks are lovers, have been married for 15
years and have 4 kids, is that true?
Vegeta: What?! Me and the brat!? Never! What the hell is wring with these people!?
PerfectCell17: Mental loves Hiei, is that bad?
Vegeta: As long as she don't love me I don't care!
PerfectCell17: Can she call you Bulma's slave?
Vegeta: What the hell did I say before?! I am a slave to no one!
PerfectCell17: Well, weren't you Frieza's slave?
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Nevermind...People say that Mental's personality is like yours, what do you think?
Vegeta: No one this annoying can be like ME!
PerfectCell17: How do you know that Mental's a girl?
Vegeta: Well, I should hope so since she asked to marry me! And she's in love with that weakling Hiei!
PerfectCell17: That doesn't mean Mental's a girl.
Vegeta: O.o
PerfectCell17: Anyways, Mental told Bulma about you dropping Trunks on his head when he was a baby!
Vegeta: Dammit! Looks like I'll be sleeping in the gravity room for a while!
PerfectCell17: Will you forgive Mental?
Vegeta: Not if I'm stuck in the gravity chamber, well maybe I will if I have my 'punching bag'! *looks at Mental*
PerfectCell17: Mental's read alot of fanfics saying that Goten and Trunks are lovers, is that true?
Vegeta: Hell no! The brat would never go out with a male, especially not if it's the spawn of Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: What's your wife's name?
Vegeta: Well to me it's 'woman', but her actual name is Bulma something!
PerfectCell17: I think her last names Briefs.
Vegeta: Well how the hell am I suppose to know that?!
PerfectCell17: Maybe because your her husband!
Vegeta: So?
PerfectCell17: I'm not gonna bother...What are your kids names?
Vegeta: Brats, but the woman names them Bra and Trunks.
PerfectCell17: Guess what? Mental got a brain and it had an IQ of 120!
Vegeta: Too bad she hasn't learned how to use it!
PerfectCell17: What does IQ stand for?
Vegeta: How the hell should I know!? I don't bother with anything about this pathetic mudball!
PerfectCell17: Mental wants to know what you think about the dumping of nuclear waste onYuca Mountain.
Vegeta: Like I just said I don't give a damn about anything that happens on this planet!
PerfectCell17: Are you married?
Vegeta: What the hell is she on!? Yes I'm married, to the woman!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have your hair?
Vegeta: No! What is wrong with her?! First she asks for my boots, then my blood and now my hair!?
PerfectCell17: Is that a no?
Vegeta: YES!
PerfectCell17: Yes you'll give her your hair, or yes you won't?
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: I guess that was a no that you won't. Do you have kids?
Vegeta: I've told you over and over again! Yes, I have the two brats! Got it!? Kami!
PerfectCell17: Kami has nothing to do with this, well actually isn't it Dende now?
Vegeta: Yes Dende does have someting to do with this! He's torturing me with these ridiculous questions!
PerfectCell17: Well complaining about isn't gonna stop it!
Vegeta: You're right! *powers up*
PerfectCel117: Killing her won't stop the questions either! Another obsessee will come along!
Vegeta: *powers down* Then just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay, Mental wants to know if you'll do mine and her homework.
Vegeta: How many times do I have to tell you?! The Prince of ALL Saiyans is nobody's slave!
PerfectCell17: Fine! Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Ruourni Kenshin and Inu Yasha or Mental'll tell Bulma that you and Trunks are
lovers!
Vegeta: Ha! Like the woman will believe that!
PerfectCell17: You never know...Okay that's it for your questions! Now it's my turn!
Vegeta: Do I have to ask you them again!?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Dende why!?
PerfectCell17: Just shut up and ask!
Vegeta: Are you married?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: Do you have any brats?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: I already know this will NEVER happen, but I'll let that demon dream. If I became Mental's father or mother will
the brother that lives with her turn out like me?
PerfectCell17: I don't think so because I don't think anybody can be as weird as Vegeta!
Vegeta: Hmph! What school do you go to and where is it?
PerfectCell17: I go to Herman High School in Canada and please come kill my teachers!
Vegeta: Are you an angel?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: Can the demon be related to you?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Vegeta: Does high school suck?
PerfectCell17: Hell yeah! But it is better than grade school.
Vegeta: Am I, the Prince of all Saiyans a man or woman?
PerfectCell17: Well, I'm not to sure...
Vegeta: *forms ki blast*
PerfectCell17: Fine, he's a man!
Vegeta: Have you seen Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Naruto, or Rorouni Kenshin?
PerfectCell17: I love Inu Yasha, but I haven't seen any of the other ones.
Vegeta: What do you think about the dumping a nuclear waste on Yuca Mountain?
PerfectCell17: I think it's wrong.
Vegeta: Damn demon! Is it true that I live on an enchanted island with mermaids during the winter and and become one
myself.
PerfectCell17: *laughing*
Vegeta: What the hell are you laughing at?!
PerfectCell17: Vegeta the mermaid!
Vegeta: What?! You actually believe that?!
PerfectCell17: Well, I never see you in the winter...
Vegeta: That's because I'm training!
PerfectCell17: All winter?
Vegeta: Of course!
PerfectCell17: Uh..huh...
Vegeta: Well the damn questions are done! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Hehehe 'Vegeta the mermaid', hmmm there's a good idea for a fic! lol Thanks for the questions!
Question 10:
It's me Mental again and first I gotta say sorry to Vegeta I ment to ask who do you love more YOUR kids, Bulma,
or me?He and I don't got children 'kay I was half asleep when I asked that question and I'm only 13.PerfectCell17 thanks for
reminding me to not loose a bet I haven't lost a bet since this morning!And I an a girl just 'cuz I don't act like one don't
mean I ain't one.Well I got questions for the both of you again.First Vegeta.Bulma's slave will you buy me a fish?Oh shit
I just got Gatorade on my computer this sucks it cost my mom $1,500.00!Wait it works IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!Veggie-kun
I never got an answer is it true that you live in an enchanted island with mermaids during the winter and become one yourself?Mommy
do you think that Inuyasha's cute?Daddy can I borrow another dollar?Bulma stole my money.PerfectCell17's slave is it true
that you and Mr.Poppo had an afair for 5 years and had triplets together?I do act like you it's just that I got about 10 personalyties
the one asking that questions is the one that almost gor me arested 25 times by asking the police if they've seen the dead
bodies of their abused children!Hiei is not weak he's strong, cute, smart, is faster than you, and wine's alot less he can
actualy stay calm!Sorry that was evil me don't worry I don't realy mean to insult you just don't kill me!Whatch Yu yu
Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, and Inuyasha or I'll tell Bulma that you live in an enchanted island with mermaids durring
the winter and become one yourself!'Kay questions for PerfectCell17.1st do you think that Inuyasha's cute?(sorry I ask that
question to everyone) Don't worry I don't think that Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, or Naruto come out in Canada and Naruto
has only been released in Japan I get the DVDs from E-bay.How do you want me to be related to you?Will you do me a favor?Call
Vegeta Veggie-kun forever just for torture.Do Susie princes of all BBQ's feet realy smell like an enchanted mermaid after
running 26527438 laps?My friend says that you're Vegeta's cousin is that true?Is it true that Veggie-kun dreams about Yamcha
and their former afair every night?Oh no my other best friend is home I gotta hide the money I stole from his mother's bank
acount oh and PerfectCell17 will you be my best friend?Gota go bye bye
I made Susie the princes of all BBQ (A.K.A. Vegeta)
uncomfortable
and I'm proud of that! | 
PerfectCell17: Yay! More questions! Isn't that great?
Vegeta: If you say so...
PerfectCell17: Okay, I made a mistake with the questions yesterday, who do you love more Bulma, your kids or Mental?
Vegeta: The Prince of Saiyans doesn't LOVE anyone, but I would have to go with the woman!
PerfectCell17: Awww isn't that sweet Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: Hmph! And enough with the damn nicknames! My name is Prince Vegeta or Vegeta-sama!
PerfectCell17: Okay next question, Bulma's slave will you by Mental a fish?
Vegeta: What!? I'm not the woman's slave, she's my slave! And I refuse to buy anyone who calls me so a fish!
PerfectCell17: We never got a ture answer to the question is it true that you live on an enchanted island with mermaids
during the winter and become one yourself?
Vegeta: Let me get this strait, I am NOT a mermaid, nor do I live with any! Is that a clear answer now!?
PerfectCell17: Whatever 'Vegeta the mermaid'! That's cute!
Vegeta: Hmph! Get on with the questions now!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, do you think Inu Yasha's cute?
Vegeta: I am NOT your 'mommy'! And I don't think any member of the male species is cute!
PerfectCell17: Daddy, can Mental borrow another dollar, she says that Bulma stole her money?
Vegeta: The woman wouldn't need to steal money from that demon! She's the richest person on this planet!
PerfectCell17: So can she have the dollar?
Vegeta: If it'll get me outta here sooner! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Such a generous Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Uh...Next question, PerfectCell17's slave is it true that you and Mr Popo had an affair for five years
and had triplets?
Vegeta: Dammit, I am NOT PerfectCell17's slave! She is MY slave! And me and that beach ball did NOT have an affair and
did not have triplets!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Ruourni Kenshin, Naruto and Inu Yasha or Mental will tell Bulma that you live on
an enchanted island with mermaids in the winter and become one yourself!
Vegeta: Like the woman will believe that I'm some enchanted mermaid!
PerfectCell17: Just watch them!
Vegeta: Make me!
PerfectCell17: Why bother? Okay, now it's my turn for questions!
Vegeta: Dammit, I take it I gotta ask them again?!
PerfectCell17: Yepper!
Vegeta: Whatever, do you think Inu Yasha's cute?
PerfectCell17: I love Inu Yasha, he is soo cute! I love the ears!
Vegeta: O.o How do you want that demon to be related to you?
PerfectCell17: It doesn't matter to me!
Vegeta: Damn that demon! Will you call me Veggie-kun forever to torture me?
PerfectCell17: Sure thing! Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: Hmph! Do my, the Prince of all Saiyans feet smell like an enchanted mermaid after running 26527438 laps?
PerfectCell17: Um Veggie-kun, the email says Susie Prince of BBQ not Prince of Saiyans!
Vegeta: Like I'm gonna call myself that ridiculous name! One of Mental's friends tole her that your my cousin, is that
true?
PerfectCell17: No, but I am part Saiyan!
Vegeta: You are?
PerfectCell17: Yep! Half demon, quarter Saiyan and querter human!
Vegeta: O.o I'm soooo going to kill that demon!
PerfectCell17: Just ask the damn question!
Vegeta: Is it true that I dream about Yamcha and our former affair every night?
PerfectCell17: Oh, Veggie-kun had an affair on Yancha!
Vegeta: Hell no! Especially not with that weak moron!
PerfectCell17: Sure you didn't, just like you don't dream about it every night!
Vegeta: *goes Super Saiyan*
PerfectCell17: Okay fine! You didn't have an affair with Yamcha and you don't dream about it!
Vegeta: That's better! Finally, last question! Will you be Mental's best friend?
PerfectCell17: Sure! ^_^
Vegeta: I'm going to train! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Damn that Vegeta! Anyways, thanks for the questions!
Question 11:
Yay your my new best friend!!!!!!!!Yes Veggie-kun thats a clear enough answer.I got wierd questions for both of ya again
first PerfectCell17.What's Canada like?Is high school hard?Do you think that Miroku's cute?Do you find me anoying?Besides
Inuyasha and DragonBall Z what other shows do you whatch?Your father sucks too we got a lot in common then don't we?Wow you
think Inuyasha's cute to I love his ears and Sesshuomaru's cute too.Do you have a goat?Is it true that Veggie-kun's mother
is part fish, part goat, and part mutant enchanted mermaid?Can I buy Veggie-kun from you?'Kay now I tortute Vegeta.Vegeta
why do you get mad when I call you mommy but not when I call you daddy?Daddy I told Bulma that you think she's your slave
will you forgive me?Do you think PerfectCell17 is cute?What's a lesbian?Are you one?What's you real name?What do you think
of me?My friends say that you and Naraku form Inuyasha got maried and had 7 children together is that true?Whatch Inuyasha,
Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll send evil dancing llamas to your house!What's your favorite Tv show?Is
Goku a man or a woman?Mommy I never got an answer is it true that your feet smell like an enchanted mermaid after running
26527438 laps?Susie princes of all BBQ is it true that for the first 6 years of your marrage you were in love with Yamcha?Is
it true that you and Krillin used to be in love?Oh shit my family's home oh well gotta go and kill my freind in California
and blame it on Goku bye bye.
| KAKAROT SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Vegeta: Damn, will this go on forever!?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Dammit! Just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Actually the first questions are for me!
Vegeta: And I guess I'm suppose to read them!
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^
Vegeta: *sighs* What's Canada like?
PerfectCell17: Well, I don't know! It's pretty cool, peaceful and VERY boring! But the bad part is it's hard to
find anime around here!
Vegeta: Is high school hard?
PerfectCell17: Not really hard, but totally BORING! I can't stand being bored!
Vegeta: Do you think Miroku's cute?
PerfectCell17: He is pretty cute, but not nearly as cute as the dog eared wonder Inu Yasha!
Vegeta: Do you find that demon annyoing?
PerfectCell17: Nope! Actually I like her question asking and stuff because it keeps me from going insane from bordem!
Vegeta: Well I think she's annoying!
PerfectCell17: You think everyone's annoying!
Vegeta: Besides Inu Yasha and DragonBall Z what other shows do you watch?
PerfectCell17: I like Yu-Gi-Oh, The Simpsons, Roseanne, Friends, That 70's Show and ALOT of other shows that I can't
think of right now!
Vegeta: You two got alot in common then, don't you?
PerfectCell17: Surprisingly yeah! I know what you meant when you said that just because you don't act like a girl doesn't
mean you aren't one! Also we both love bugging Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: *glares* Do you have a goat?
PerfectCell17: I have two cats, but sadly no goats.
Vegeta: Damn that demon and her questions! Is it true that my mother is part fish, part goat, and part mutant enchanted
mermaid?
PerfectCell17: I have no clue, but you never know...
Vegeta: My mother was NOT a fish, goat, or enchanted mermaid!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure?
Vegeta: YES I'M SURE! Now, this is FINALLY the last of your questions! Can Mental by me from you?
PerfectCell17: Sadly, I do not own Veggie...
Vegeta: You're damn right about that!
PerfectCell17: But if I did I would share him with you! ^_^ But since I don't, we'll just have to continue to torture
him this way!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Yay, now it's time for your questions! Why is it that you get mad when when Mental calls you mommy but
not daddy?
Vegeta: What!? I hate when she calls me either!
PerfectCell17: Next question, daddy Mental told Bulma that you think she's your slave, will you forgive her?
Vegeta: I don't give a damn! I tell that to the woman all the time!
PerfectCell17: Aren't you nice! Do you think I'm cute?
Vegeta: What!? I do not think of the female species as 'cute', but as an enigma!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! What's a lesbian?
Vegeta: What do I look like, a dictionary!? Don't they teach you anything in that building called a school!?
PerfectCell17: Uh... they don't really teach us about that!
Vegeta: Well then go ask your parents!
PerfectCell17: Are you a lesbain, Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: WHAT!? What the hell do you think I am, a woman!? Hell no! And stop calling me Veggie-kun!
PerfectCell17: Whats your real name?
Vegeta: Prince Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: What do you think of Mental?
Vegeta: I think that she's an annoying demon! But she would make a good punching bag!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that you and Naraku *starts laughing* from Inu Yasha got married and had seven children? *continues
to laugh her ass off*
Vegeta: What the hell are you laughing at!?
PerfectCell17: Nothing, it's just that you and Naraku would make such a cute couple!
Vegeta:How many times do I have to tell you that I am NOT in love with or have married any people of the male species!
PerfectCell17: Watch Inu Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto and Yu Yu Hakusho or Mental will send evil dancing llamas to
your house!
Vegeta: What do I care!? When the llamas come I'll blast them!
PerfectCell17: What's your favourite TV show?
Vegeta: I do not have time for that box that humans called a TV! I have more important things to do, like train!
PerfectCell17: Is Kakarot a man or a woman?
Vegeta: I'm actually not to sure what that baka is...
PerfectCell17: Mommy Mental never got an answer to if your feet smell like enchanted mermaids after you run 25627438?
Vegeta: I don't know what my feet smell like, I have more important things to do than sniff my feet! And I don't know
what enchanted mermaids smell like!
PerfectCell17: Susie, Prince of all BBQ's is it true that you were in love with Yamcha for the first six years of your
marrage?
Vegeta: WHAT?! Me like that baka weakling! NEVER! And I am NOT Susie Prince of BBQs! I'm Vegeta, Prince of ALL Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Well is it true that you and Krillin use to be in love?
Vegeta: What the hell don't you get?! I do NOT love any males! Especially chrome-domes!
PerfectCell17: Okay that's it! That wasn't so bad, was it?
Vegeta: Speak for yourself! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Yay, more Veggie-kun torture! Thanks for the questions!
Question 12:
Okay Veggie-kun it's me Mental and I'm gonna torture you alot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!I got more questions 1st Veggie-kun.Do
you hate it when I call you daddy?Do you hate it when I call you mommy?do you hate it when I call you Susie princess of all
BBQ?Do you hate it when I call you Veggie-kun?Do you hate it when I call you Vegeta?Arew you potty trained?Can you give birth?What
would you do if Bulma told you that she's pregnant again?Mommy can I have a dollar?Trunks stole my money.Are you a virgin?Where
do babies come from?Are you shure you won't be my husband?My frined told me that you and Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh are maried and
have 56 children and 67 cats is that true?I told child servises that you droped Trunks oh his head when he was a baby will
you forgive me?Daddy will you buy me a dollar?You never told me what's a lesbian?What's maturbation?What the hell is a condom?My
friend cooked me breakfast and I've been seeing things since then and I had a dream that the Telitubies were chasing me while
they were holding yours and Goku's dead bodies is that normal?My friend told me that you got raped by a tree is that true?Is
it true that you and Hiei are twins?I fell on my head is that bad?When was your wedding day?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni
Kenshin, Naruto, and Inuyasha or I'll send you a thong and tell Bulma that it's from another woman!Okay now it's time for
PerfectCell17 to answer questions.Is it true that Vegeta's dad was a tree?Are you nice?I can't find Trunks do you know where
he is?Do you like torturing Veggie-kun?I got a fanfic would you like to read it?It's on mediaminer.org.Can I have one of Veggie
-kun's fingers?Can I become stronger than Vegeta?Can I live with you?How bad is high school?How smart are you?Do you think
I'm dumb?Ho do you spell antidisestablishment?Can you force Veggie-kun to be my new dad?Can I call you master?Do you like
snakes?I do.Can you force your slave to buy me a fish?I've read alot of fanfics that say that Vegeta and Bulma have trouble
in bed is that true?I gotta go it's time for my nap bye bye.
VEGGIE-KUN VEGGIE-KUN VEGGIE-KUN VEGIE-KUN
VEGGIE-KUN VEGGIE-KUN VEGGIE-KUN
VEGGIE-KUN.... | 
PerfectCel17: Look Veggie-kun, more questions!
Vegeta: *groans*
PerfectCell17: Yay! Okay here's your first question, do you hate it when Mental calls you daddy?
Vegeta: Hell yes!
PerfectCell17: What about mommy?
Vegeta: Yes!
PerfectCell17: Hehehe, I like this one! Do you hate it when Mental calls you Susie, Princess of all BBQ?
Vegeta: Grrr! Yes!
PerfectCell17: What about Veggie-kun, Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: Stop it with the damn nicknames! I HATE them all!
PerfectCell17: What about Vegeta?
Vegeta: Hmph, it's Prince Vegeta or Vegeta-sama to you two!
PerfectCell17: Are you potty trained, 'Vegeta-sama'?
Vegeta: That's better! And YES I'm potty trained!
PerfectCell17: Can you give birth?
Vegeta: HELL NO! Some third class Saiyans can, but I, being a Saiyan Prince cannot!
PerfectCell17: Some males can give birth?
Vegeta: Yes.
PerfectCell17: How?
Vegeta: Long story and I don't feel like wasting my breath explaining it to you!
PerfectCell17: O.o What would you do if Bulma told you that she was pregnant again?
Vegeta: That woman better not be pregnant again! I'd kill her! Two brats is enough!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, can Mental borrow a dollar? She said that Trunks stole her money.
Vegeta: Dammit, do NOT call me mommy unless you want to be sent on a one way trip to hell! And no that demon cannot have
a dollar because that brat would not steal her money and she insists on calling me those ridiculous nicknames!
PerfectCell17: Are you a virgin?
Vegeta: I have two brats, how in the hell can I be a virgin?!
PerfectCell17: Where do babies come from?
Vegeta: Their mothers!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you won't be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Yes, for the last time I'M SURE!
PerfectCell17: Somebody's grumpy today...
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: One of Mental's friends told her that you and Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh are married, have 56 kids and 67 cats,
is that true?
Vegeta: Okay, what the hell don't you get about the fact that I am NOT married to a male, do NOT have kids with one or
any cats!
PerfectCell17: Mental told child services that you dropped Trunks on his head, will you forgive her?
Vegeta: Like I care! I'll just blast child services if they come near my house!
PerfectCell17: Daddy, will you buy Mental a dollar?
Vegeta: NO, I am not giving that demon anymore money!
PerfectCell17: You never told Mental what a lesbian was!
Vegeta: I told her to go ask her parents!
PerfectCell17: What's masturbation?
Vegeta: What is this, Sex ed?! Go ask your parents...or a shrink!
PerfectCell17: What the hell is a condom?
Vegeta: Something that the woman and I should've used twice!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend cooked her breakfast and she's been seeing things since then and she had a dream that
the Tellitubbies were chasing her while they were holding yours and Kakarot's bodies, is that normal?
Vegeta: Nothing about that demon...or you is normal!
PerfectCell17: A friend told Mental that you were raped by a tree, is that true?
Vegeta: O.o A tree?! How in the hell can somebody get raped by a tree!?
PerfectCell17: You never know... Is it true that you and Hiei are twins?
Vegeta: Hmph! I do not have a twin! There is only one Saiyan Prince!
PerfectCell17: Mental fell on her head, is that bad?
Vegeta: I don't think it could do her any more damage!
PerfectCell7: That's so mean Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: When was your wedding day?
Vegeta: How in the hell should I know!? The woman keeps track of that stuff!
PerfectCell17: O.o Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto and Inu Yasha or Mental will send you a thong and tell
Bulma that it's from another woman!
Vegeta: The woman wouldn't believe it!She knows I hate the female species!
PerfectCell17: Yay, now for my questions!
Vegeta: *sighs* Is it true that my father was a tree? *mumbles death threat to Mental*
PerfectCell17: Um, I'm not sure. I don't think so, but you never know!
Vegeta: My father was NOT a tree! He was the king of Vegeta-sei! Are you nice?
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^ Well, most of the time, until my evil side comes out!
Vegeta: O.o The demon can't find the brat, do you know where he is?
PerfectCell17: I haven't seen him either! Maybe he's at templeotrunks...
Vegeta: Do you like torturing me?
PerfectCell17: Yup, it's my favourite hobby!
Vegeta: The demon has a fan fic, you wanna read it? It's on mediaminer.org.
PerfectCell17: Sure, I love reading fics!
Vegeta: Can Mental have one of my fingers?
PerfectCell17: Sure, if you can get it off him!
Vegeta: *glares* Ha, like this'll ever happen! Can that demon become stronger than me?
PerfectCell17: Go for it!
Vegeta: Can she live with you?
PerfectCell17: Sure! ^_^
Vegeta: How bad is high school?
PerfectCell17: If you can get passed the bordem, it isn't that bad! It's better if you have friends!
Vegeta: You have friends?!
PerfectCell17: Yep, but not many cause people annoy me! I like demons though!
Vegeta: How smart are you?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure. I know I use to be way above average, but I haven't use my brain for a while, so I'm not
sure.
Vegeta: Do you think that demon's dumb?
PerfectCell17: Actually, she seems pretty smart and she has a high IQ!
Vegeta: How do you spell antidisestablishment?
PerfectCell17: a-n-t-i-d-i-s-e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-m-e-n-t.
Vegeta: Can you force me to Mental's father?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, but I can try!
Vegeta: Can she call you master?
PerfectCell17: O.o Sure, go for it!
Vegeta: Do you like snakes?
PerfectCell17: They're not that bad. I've never gotten a chance to hold one, but I would!
Vegeta: *mumbles something about damn demons* Can you force your 'slave' to buy Mental a fish?
PerfectCell17: I don't know if I can force him, but I'll try!
Vegeta: Grrr! That demon read alot of fics that say that the woman and I have trouble in bed, is that true?
PerfectCell17: Umm, I don't know and I'm not sure I wanna know...
Vegeta: WE DON'T! That's it, we're FINALLY finished!
PerfectCell17: *starts buggin Veggie-kun to buy Mental a fish*
Vegeta: NO! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: *doesn't realize Veggie-kun took off and continues asking about the fish*
Thanks for the questions!
Question 13:
Hi it's me the evil disturbed child Mental and I got very very very evil questions for Vegie-kun 1st do you got a brain?Do
you know how to dance?Can I kill Bulma?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, Inuyasha, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll tell Bulma
that you're gay!Is Trunks a girl?Is it true that Bulma is realy a man?Can I smell you boots?What's sex ed?Why did you say
that you and Bulma should've used a condom what is it?Will you buy me a pinguin?Do you got a goat?Will you sell Trunks to
slavery?I hate doing my homework will you do it for me?Vegeta-sama can I have a dollar?Susie princess of all BBQ can I call
you Vegggie-kun the enhanted mermaid?I hate mermaids don't you?My brother won't shut up about videogames and it get's anoying
help!Do you got any brothers or sisters?Can I have your toe?What's 69-ing?Will you be my 2nd mommy?Dose your breath smell
like dead bunnies?Now questions for Master 1st do you got any brothers or sisters?How manny episodes of Inuyasha has Canada
released?How about Yu-Gi-Oh?Is it posible for you to interview Inuyasha as well?You whatch Friends to I'm gonna cry on the
last episode aren't you?Oh crap now I sound like a girl oh wait I am a girl.Is it true that Vegeta and Bra are secretly maried
and that the got 75862 children together?Has Veggie-kun noticed that his children are named after articles of clothing?how
far is it from Argentina to Las Vegas?Can I call Vegeta Vegeta the enchanted mermaid?Are you healthy?One of my teachers gave
me this stupid project and I gotta find out stuff anout opium can you help me?I gotta go and find a new Tv in the sewers bye
bye.
| I TORTURED VEGETA TE ENCHANTED MERMAID!!!!!!!!!! | 
PerfectCell17: Yippee, more questions!
Vegeta: Dammit!
PerfectCell17: Come on it's not that bad! I actually think it's kinda fun!
Vegeta: Says you!
PerfectCell17: Okay, Veggie-kun's first question! Do you have a brain?
Vegeta: Hmph! I know I do, but I can't say the same for you and that demon!
PerfectCell17: Wow, aren't you nice! Next, do you know how to dance?
Vegeta: Hell no! Dancing is for females and weaklings!
PerfectCell17: I bet you'd be a good dancer!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Bulma?
Vegeta: No! Nobody is allowed to kill the woman!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto and Inu Yasha or Mental will tell Bulma that you're gay!
Vegeta: The woman believe that either! She knows I like females!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure about that?
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: Moving on...is Trunks a girl?
Vegeta: I knew that the purple hair made him girly! And that brat IS a boy!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that Bulma's really a man?
Vegeta: What?! The woman IS a woman!
PerfectCell17: Is that why you call her woman, so people don't get her confused for a man?
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Can Mental smell your boots?
Vegeta: O.o What is with that demon?! She always want to smell me!
PerfectCell17: She likes you, that's all!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Mental wants to know what Sex ed is.
Vegeta: Hmph, go ask your parents, demon!
PerfectCell17: Wow, you're real helpful!
Vegeta: Feh!
PerfectCell17: Mental wants to know why you said that you and Bulma said you should have used a condom, and she also
wants to know what one is.
Vegeta: They stop you from having brats, that's why we should have used one!
PerfectCell17: Will you buy Mental a penguin?
Vegeta: I don't want to buy that demon anything!
PerfectCell17: Fine, do you got a goat?
Vegeta: Hell no, I hate animals!
PerfectCell17: Will you sell Trunks to slavery?
Vegeta: The woman won't let me, I already tried!
PerfectCell17: O.o Mental hates doing homework, will you do it for her?
Vegeta: No, that pathetic demon can do her won damn homework! I'm not a slave!
PerfectCell17: Vegeta-sama, can Mental have a dollar?
Vegeta: Hmph, that demon finally treated me with the respect I deserve! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Hehehe...Susie princess of all BBQs, can Mental call you Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid?
Vegeta: NO! Enough with the damn nick names! My name is Vegeta-sama to the likes of you!
PerfectCell17: She hates mermaids, don't you?
Vegeta: Yes, I hate ALL animals!
PerfectCell17: Mental's brother won't shut up about video games! Help her!
Vegeta: Ha, it's about time that demon got tortured!
PerfectCell17: Do you have any brothers or sisters, Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: Grr! No I do not!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have one of your toes?
Vegeta: I swear she IS on something! No she cannot!
PerfectCell17: What's 69ing?
Vegeta: O.o Go ask a shrink or something!
PerfectCell17: Will you be Mental's second mommy?
Vegeta: Hell no! I already said that I will never be anyone's mother!
PerfectCell17: Fine, does your breath smell like dead bunnies?
Vegeta: How in the hell should I know?! I don't smell my breath!
PerfectCell17: Yay, now it's my turn!
Vegeta: *sighs* Do you have any brothers or sisters?
PerfectCell17: Nope, I'm an only child!
Vegeta: How many episodes of Inu Yasha have been released in Canada?
PerfectCell17: Only like 30.
Vegeta: What about Yu-Gi-Oh?
PerfectCell17: I think it's at like 125 or something.Yugi vs Kaiba just started in the Battle City semi finals.
Vegeta: The demon wants to know if you could also interview Inu Yasha.
PerfectCell17: I'm sure I could get him to answer some questions or something. Email about it and I'll tell you
more about that.
Vegeta: Mental says she's gonna cry during the last episode of Friends, are you?
PerfectCell17: Probably! I can't believe it's ending so soon!
Vegeta: *mumbles something about dead demons* Is it true that me and Bra are secretly married and have 75862 children?!
PerfectCell17: Um, not sure. You'd have to ask Veggie-kun that!
Vegeta: Dammit, I am NOT married to my damn daughter! Have I noticed that my brats are named after clothes?
PerfectCell17: Not sure, probably!
Vegeta: Yes and know and I don't care! The woman named the brats! How far is it from Argentina to Las Vegas?
PerfectCell17: No clue! I don't know anything about Canadian geography, let alone American!
Vegeta: *curses* Can that demon call me Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid?
PerfectCell17: Sure, go for it! ^_^
Vegeta: My name is Vegeta-sama and anyone who doesn't call me that will find themselves in the next dimension!
PerfectCell17: O.o
Vegeta: Are you healthy?
PerfectCell17: Pretty much, I've been getting more into it lately!
Vegeta: Finally, last question! That demon has to do a project about opium and wants to know if you can help her.
PerfectCell17: I would, but I don't really know anything about opium.
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: That Vegeta! Oh well, thanks for the questions!
Question 14:
Hi Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid it's me Mental I got questions for you first who the hell was that retarded bastard
who said that they hated me?I've suffered enough in my life it's bad enough that my father hated me and that when I was little
my mom barely had enough money for food, clothing, or the rent and my father was an unempolyed alcoholic that took the money
that we needed for my medicinces instead he used it for drugs.I'm okay now, but it hurts me when someone hates me I actualy
almost killed myself several times for that and I'm only 13 and I can find out anything and I get violent I'm willing to murder!Okay
I've calmed down now now I got evil questions first will you be my new daddy?You'll only have over 20 new children.Can I call
you Veggie-sama?What's a shrink? Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll never
speak to you again!Do you like Digimon?Can I smell you?Are you sure you won't be my husband?Will you live me?Are you
my friend?Vegeta-sama can I have a dollar?Susie pincess of all BBQ will you buy me a dollar?Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid
what's a rimjob?Mommy can I be your slave?Daddy did you know that bith you and Hiei think that humans are worthless?'Kay now
for Master.1st can I be your slave?Will you give me a cookie?Am I retarded?My friend said that Veggie-kun has always wanted
to be a balerina is that true?Dose Veggie-kun's smell like onions?What's it live being an only child?Will Veggie-kun be my
slave?Dose Veggie-kun think I'm stupid?Is it true that Vegeta got his ass kicked by a 10 year old girl on his way to Goku's
house so he can propose to him?Can I quit school yet?What's school?Will you force Veggie-kun to buy me a man eating poodle?I
gotta go and do my homework and then go find a fire-breathing ladybug bye bye.
| I'M VEGGIE-KUN'S SLAVE AND MARIKS MIND SLAVE!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: There's just no end!
PerfectCell17: *starts laughing*
Vegeta: Shut up and let's get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay, who was that retarded bastard that said they hated Mental?!
Vegeta: Like she said, some retarded bastard!
PerfectCell17: I agree with Veggie-kun! Just more ass hole with no life!
Vegeta: Next question, now!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her new daddy?
Vegeta: No! I already have two brats, that's enough!
PerfectCell17: Can she call you Veggie-sama?
Vegeta: *sighs* Fine! I guess it's better than Susie and the mermaid thing! At least this shows me respect!
PerfectCell17: What's a shrink?
Vegeta: A doctor that examines what goes on inside pathetic humans brains!
PerfectCell17: O.o ...Nice explanation...Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental
will never speak to you again!
Vegeta: I have more important things to do...and besides the woman took away my satellite privledges!
PerfectCell17: *laughs*
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Do you like Digimon?
Vegeta: Hmph, I have no time for cartoons!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental smell you?
Vegeta: O.o No, she cannot smell me!
PerfectCell17: Why not?
Vegeta: Because people do not sniff the Prince of ALL Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Yes, I'm sure! For like the tenth time!
PerfectCell17: Will you live with her?
Vegeta: No, I'm fine living at my house with my gravity room!
PerfectCell17: No, of course you wouldn't want to stay at home because of your family...you just want to stay at home
because of your gravity chamber!
Vegeta: So?
PerfectCell17: *sighs* Not even gonna bother...Are you Mental's friend?
Vegeta: Hmph, I am nobody's friend! But she is okay...for a demon!
PerfectCell17: Aww, that's gotta be the sweetest thing I've heard you say!
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: Vegeta-sama, can Mental have a dollar?
Vegeta: She actually called me Vegeta-sama again! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Susie princess of all BBQ, will you buy her a dollar?
Vegeta: Grrr! No! What happened to her calling me 'Vegeta-sama'!?
PerfectCell17: I dont know...Susie!
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun the enchated mermaid, what's a rimjob?
Vegeta: Ask your parents, kid!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, can Mental be your slave?
Vegeta: Yes she can be my slave, but she CAN'T call me mommy!
PerfectCell17: Daddy, did you know that both you and Hiei think humans are worthless?
Vegeta: *smirks*
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: *sigh* Can the demon be your slave?
PerfectCell17: If she wants to...
Vegeta: Will you give her a cookie?
PerfectCell17: Sure! *gives Mental cookie*
Vegeta: Is that demon retarded?
PerfectCell17: Hell no, she's cool!
Vegeta: *curses* Mental's friend said that I always wanted to be a balerina, is that true?
PerfectCell17: Hehehe probably!
Vegeta: WHAT!? There's no way hell that I would want to be a balerina!
PerfectCell17: *giggles*
Vegeta: Grr! Do I smell like onions?
PerfectCell17: *go to sniff Veggie*
Vegeta: *moves*
PerfectCell17: *falls* Uh...not sure...
Vegeta: I told you! Nobody sniffs the Saiyan Prince! The demon wants to know what it's like to be an only child.
PerfectCell17: It's boring, I don't have anyone to fight with! I wish I had a brother or sister...
Vegeta: Hmph, will I be her slave?
PerfectCell17: Sure! ^_^
Vegeta: WHAT!? Hell no! I am a Saiyan of royal blood! That's a job for someone like Kakarot! Do I think Mental's stupid?
PerfectCell17: I think Veggie-kun thinks everything's stupid...
Vegeta: Except training!
PerfectCell17: Of course...training...
Vegeta: *mumbles death threat* Feh! Is it true that I got my ass kicked by a ten year old girl, on my way to Kakarot's
house to propose to him?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, but I wouldn't doubt it!
Vegeta: *powers up*
PerfectCell17: Uh...I mean...of course not!
Vegeta: *powers down* Can the demon quit school yet?
PerfectCell17: Nope, if I can't quit yet, then neither can she!
Vegeta: What's school?
PerfectCell17: It's how adults torture their children!
Vegeta: Will you force me to buy her a man eating poodle?
PerfectCell17: I'll try!
Vegeta: Hmph, yeah right! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Damn, I need to learn how to fly...Anyways thanks for the questions!
Question 15:
Thanks Master it makes me feel better that there's people in the world who understand me.It alsom makes me happy that
I can torture Veggie-kun whenever I want!I wanna thank you both 'cuz I realy like you both!'Kay now let's begin hell first
Veggie-kun!Vegeta-sama will you give me a dollar?My monkey stole it from me.Vegeta-sama will you buy me a dollar?Veggie-kun
will you smell my teachers?Did you know that Hiei calls humans baka ningens?Veggie-kun can I call you Veggie the balerina?Can
I call you Veggie head?How about little green midget?How old is Bulma?Are you sure you won't be my husband?Is it true that
you and Opera use to be maried and save little hurt bunnies, puppies, cows and children?My friend said that Bulma's a lesbian
is that true?My friend said that a lesbian is a gay woman is that true?Are you bored?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin,
Yu-Gi-Oh, and Naruto or I'll send Barbra Striesand to live with you!Do you like answering these questions?Do you hate me?Ok
now questions for Master.Is it true that Veggie-kun was green when hewas born?Why do grown-ups toture us with school?Is it
true that Bulma and a Chichi are having an afair and that Bulma's gonna have Chichi's baby?If you hate being an only child
then why don't you get one?I hear of a store that near Ottawa that sells them at any age.Is it true that Vegeta and Goku are
in love and are getting maried in June?Why do we got so much in common?Ah I got soda bottle stuck to my finger how do
I get it out?I got a friend and his name is Miroku (Yeah that's his real name) and he wants to ask you to bare his child.Is
it true that Vegeta and Miroku (anime one) are maried and in love?I gotta go and kill complete strangers and blame it on Goku
bye bye.
PerfectCell17: *drags Vegeta be ear*
Vegeta: *pulls away* Why the hell did you do that!?
PerfectCell17: 'Cause I have to get you to answer these questions!
Vegeta: *sarcastically* Yay!
PerfectCell17: Okay first question, Vegeta-sama can Mental have a dollar?
Vegeta: Since she called me Vegeta-sama! *gives Mental dollar* But that's the last one!
PerfectCell17: Vegeta-sama, can you buy Mental a dollar?
Vegeta: No! I said that was the last one!
PerfectCell17: Fine! Veggie-kun will you smell Mental's teachers?
Vegeta: O.o What the hell is up with that demon and sniffing!? No, I won't smell her teachers!
PerfectCell17: Did you know that Hiei calls humans baka ningens?
Vegeta: *smirks* Maybe that Hiei isn't as bad as I thought...
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun, can Mental call you Veggie the balerina?
Vegeta: Grr! No! My name is either Vegeta-sama or Prince Vegeta, that's it!
PerfectCell17: Well, what about Veggie head?
Vegeta: Hell no! Enough with thr damn nicknames!
PerfectCell17: Fine then, what about little green midget?
Vegeta: *forms ki blast in hand*
PerfectCell17: I'll take that as a no, Vegeta-sama...
Vegeta: *deforms ki blast* That's better!
PerfectCell17: How old is Bulma?
Vegeta: Why in the hell would I know that!?
PerfectCell17: Of course...why... Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: YES I'M SURE! And I'm not going to change my mind!
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Is it true that you and Opera use to be married and save little hurt bunnies, puppies, cows
and children?
Vegeta: What!? I was NEVER married to Opera and I would NEVER help little hurt animals or children!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend said that Bulma is a lesbian, is that true?
Vegeta: The woman is NOT a lesbian!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend said that a lesbian is a gay woman, is that true?
Vegeta: Yes!
PerfectCell17: Are you bored, Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: *glares* Hmph! Of course!
PerfetCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental will send Barbra Striesand to live
with you!
Vegeta: So, I'll just blast her!
PerfectCell17: Do you like answering these questions?
Vegeta: No, they interfere with my training!
PerfectCell17: Do you hate Mental?
Vegeta: Hmph, I don't hate her, I only HATE Kakarot and Frieza!
PerfectCell17: Okay, my turn!
Vegeta: *curses* Is it true that I was green when I was born?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, I've never seen a baby picture of Vegeta before!
Vegeta: Feh! I wasn't green! Why do grown ups torture us with school?
PerfectCell17: Because they are evil!
Vegeta: Grr! Is it true that the woman and Kakarot's harpy (Chi Chi) are having an affair and that the woman's gonna
have that harpy's baby?
PerfectCell17: O.o ...
Vegeta: Let me answer that one! The woman wouldn't have an affair with Kakarot's harpy, and the woman is noy gay! Whatever,
if you hate being an only child then why don't you get one? The demon says there's a store near Ottawa that sells them at
all ages.
PerfectCell17: Uh...I don't live near Ottawa.
Vegeta: Damn that demon! Is it true that Kakarot and I are getting married in June?
PerfectCell17: *looks at Vegeta* Am I invited?
Vegeta: WHAT?! I am NOT marrying Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: Sure you're not...
Vegeta: *chuckles* That demon got her finger stuck in a soda bottle, how does she get it out?
PerfectCell17: Pull it out?
Vegeta: That demon has a friend named Miroku and he wants to ask you to bear his child.
PerfectCell17: *falls of the floor laughing*
Vegeta: O.o Is it true that Miroku and I are married and in love?
PerfectCell17: *laughing too hard to answer*
Vegeta: Hmph, I am not in love with another male! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: *trying to laugh and talk at the same time* Thanks...for ...the...questions!
Question 16:
Konichiwa!It's me Mental the evil werdo again!I got wierd ass questions for you 2 again and you better answer them or
I'll make you smell Goku's feet!First Veggie-sama torture!My friend says that you and Goku go to gay bars and make out with
the people there is that true?Do you love Bulma?My friend says that you used to work for a German sausage company and you'd
sing and dance and eat the sausages in comercials and then every night you'd come home to your ex-boyfriend Kurama is that
true?Will you smell my friend? He's cute.Are you sure you won't be my husband?I'll feed you whatever you want except food
with olive oil 'cuz I'm alergic to olive oil.Someone told me that you got herpies from Trunks is that true?Vegeta-sama will
you gime me a dollar?Pan stole my damn money.Are you my friend?Susie princess of all BBQ will you buy me a snake?Hiei has
to put up with someone like Goku his name is Kuwabara and Hiei always call him a bastard and then when Kuwabara's in
pain he laughs at him.Now do you like Hiei?Now for Master to get some questions.1st is it true that Veggie-kun lost his virginity
to a tree?How hard would it be to get Inuyasha to answer some questions?Which part of Canada do you live?I think I might find
a store that sells children there too.My friend says that Veggie-kun tried out for the part of Rachel Green form Friends,
but they told him that he was to girly from the part is that true?Are you sure you're not an angel?Do you like Veggie-kun?My
friend Miroku says that you didn't answer his question will you bare him a child?What's it like having human blood?Is it true
that Inuyasha and Veggie-sama once got so drunk that they woke up next to each other naked the next morning?Thanks for telling
me how to get the bottle out of my finger, but my friend Inuyasha (another real person) broke the bottle and I got glass
in my finger!Is Veggie-kun my friend?Dose Veggie-kun like me?Oh crap I gotta go and find the homework I flushed own the
toilet oh well bye bye.
| MUST TORTURE VEGETA!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: *sigh* Must I answer these!?
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^
Vegeta: Err! Then let's get this over with!
PerfectCell17: *giggles* Mental's friend says that you and Kakarot go to gay bars and make out with people, is that true?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* What!? I am NOT gay, and I would NEVER go to a gay bar, especially with Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: Do you love Bulma?
Vegeta: Hmph, the Saiyan Prince loves nobody!
PerfectCell17: Not even Bulma?
Vegeta: Not even that woman!
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Mental's friend says that you use to work for a German sausage and you'd sing and dance and
eat the sausages in the commercials and then every night you'd come home to your ex-boyfriend Kurama, is that true?
Vegeta: Grrr! Where in the hell do these people get this stuff about me?! I've never had a jod on this pathetic planet,
let alone at a sausage company singing and dancing! And I've never nor would I date a male!
PerfectCell17: Will you smell Mental's friend?
Vegeta: O.o No, I will NOT sniff anything!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you won't be her husband?
Vegeta: Hmph, yes I'm sure!
PerfectCell17: She'll feed you whatever food you want except food with olive oil 'cause Mental's allergic to it.
Vegeta: The answer is still NO! And I'm not to change it!
PerfectCell17: Someone told Mental that you got herpies from Trunks, is that true?
Vegeta: Hell no! Where in the hell do you get this stuff!?
PerfectCell17: Vegeta-sama, will you give Mental a dollar?
Vegeta: Hmph, yesterday I said it was the LAST dollar, and I meant it!
PerfectCell17: Are you Mental's friend?
Vegeta: Feh! I have no friends!
PerfectCell17: Not even me?
Vegeta: Hell no!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! Susie princess of all BBQ will you buy Mental a snake?
Vegeta: Why the hell does that demon always ask me for stuff!?
PerfectCell17: 'Cause you're bugable!
Vegeta: Bugable?
PerfectCell17: Yep! Hiei has to put up with someone like Kakarot, his name is Kuwabara and Hiei always calls him a bastard
and when Kuwabara's in pain he laughs at him. Now do you like Hiei?
Vegeta: He doesn't sound THAT bad, but I still think he's a weakling!
PerfectCell17: You think everyone's a weakling! My turn now!
Vegeta: *rolls eyes* Grr! Is it true that I lost my virginity to a tree?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: What!? That's a lie! I did NOT lose my virginity to a tree!
PerfectCell17: Sure...
Vegeta: How hard is it to get Inu Yasha to answer some questions?
PerfectCell17: It shouldn't be too hard, since I managed to get Veggie-kun to answer some questions!
Vegeta: Hmph! What part of Canada do you live in?
PerfectCell17: I live in Windsor, Ontario!
Vegeta: Damn demons! Is it true that I tried out for the part of Rachel Green from Friends, but I didn't get the part
because I was too girly?
PerfectCell17: *imagines Vegeta playing Rachel on friends* *starts laughing* I'm not sure, but I wouldn't be surprised
if he did!
Vegeta: *grunts* Are you sure you're not an angel?
PerfectCell17: Yep, I'm sure! I'm half demon, quarter Saiyan, quarter human, but no angel!
Vegeta: Then wouldn't you be like a tri-breed!?
PerfectCell17: Hmph!
Vegeta: Do you like me?
PerfectCell17: I did until you called me a tri-breed!
Vegeta: I'm glad you don't like me!
PerfectCell17: I still like you!
Vegeta: Great... The demon says that you didn't answer Miroku's question if you would bare his child!
PerfectCell17: Uh...no thanks...
Vegeta: I don't think he would want a tri-breed child anyways!
PerfectCell17: *mumbles something about baka Vegeta*
Vegeta: What's it like having human blood?
PerfectCell17: I don't know, I can't really explain it...
Vegeta: Grr! Is it true that Inu Yasha and I got so drunk
once that we woke up naked next to each other in the morning?
PerfectCell17: *starts laughing uncontrolably* Hmmm, maybe Vegeta didn't lose his virginity to a tree afterall...
Vegeta: WHAT?! I have NEVER mated with a male...or a plant!
PerfectCell17: *wipes tears from eyes*
Vegeta: Hmph! Am I that demon's friend?!
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: I NEVER said that!
PerfectCell17: So?
Vegeta: Grr! Do I like her?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Grrr! I didn't say that either! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: *starts imagining Vegeta as Rachel again* Thanks for the questions!
Question 17:
Hi Veggie-kun I got more questions for you and Master!First Veggie-kun!Vegeta is it true that you and Shippo were in
love and that you killed many rocks and had 45 kids together, but the relationship ended when you caught him making out with
a fish?Mommy will yopu laugh at rocks with me?My pet rock got sick and I can't find a good doctor for him will you help him?My
rocks name is Hiei.What's the wors thing that's ever happend ot you?Are you sure that You don't wanna be my husband?Can I
continue beiung in love with Hiei and have a crush on you at the same time?Is it true that when Bra was born she looked so
ugly that she gave Freddy Cougar nightmares?Can I sniff you?Can I call you Fuzzy?Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid is it true
that you triend out for the part of Chandler Bing from Friends, but you didn't get the part 'cuz Matthew Perry was cuter that
you?Are you my mommy?Ok now for Master to answer questions 1st is it true that Veggie-kun killed 3,000 fish last year 'cuz
farts smelled worst than Kakarot's feet?Yay if found a store that sells children 20 miles away from Windsor, Ontario!If you're
nice enough then the man that sells them will give you a child for only $67.00!My friend Inuyasha(he realy obesed with the
show he actualy legaly changed his name to Inuyasha)asks if you've seen his girlfriend, shed due to give birth in about a
week and he wants her home.Why the hell am I friends with these disturbed people?Will Veggie-kun smell my gym bag?I'll live
with him.Master do you hate it when I call you Master?Call I call Vegeta osnem(that's menso spelled backwards God I love knowing
spanish)?Did you know that I'm Mexian?Did Mommy know?I can't find your house help.I gotta go and kill my stupid friend for
stelling my Tv.HOW THE HELL AM I SUPOSE TO LIVE!?Bye bye.
Vegeta: Damn, these just go on forever!
PerfectCell17: Yay!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Okay, your first question, is it true that you and Shippo were in love and that you many rocks together
and had 45 kids, but the relationship ended when you caught him making out with a fish?
Vegeta: What's a Shippo?
PerfectCell17: *shows Vegeta Shippo picture*
Vegeta: What?! Me married to that brat!? I told you that I've NEVER married, nor will I marry a male!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, will you laugh at rocks with Mental?
Vegeta: Grr! I am nobody's mother so don't call me that! And no I will NOT laugh at ricks with that demon!
PerfectCell17: Mental's pet rock got sick and she can't find a good doctor for him, will you help him?
Vegeta: *smirks* I'll put him out of his misery...
PerfectCell17: That's mean!
Vegeta: It's just a rock!
PerfectCell17: Whatever...What's the worse thing that's ever happened to you?
Vegeta: You opening this damn site!
PerfectCell17: *giggles*
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure that you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Grr! YES, I'M SURE! How many times do I have to say it!?
PerfectCell17: Can Mental continue being in love with Hiei and have a crush on you at the same time?
Vegeta: Nobody has a crush on the Saiyan Prince!
PerfectCell17: *rolls eyes* Is it true that when Bra was born that she was so ugly that she gave Freddy Cougar nightmares?
Vegeta: Hmph, Bra was not ugly when she was born!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff you?
Vegeta: O.o Why in the hell does that demon want to sniff me!? I think she has some issues with sniffing...
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call you Fuzzy?
Vegeta: NO! What the hells up with the ridiculous nicknames!? My name is Vegeta-sama!
PerfectCell17: Sure it is...Fuzzy!
Vegeta: Shut up, tri-breed!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid, is it true that you tried out for the part of Chandler Bing from
Friends, but didn't get the part because Matthew Perry's cuter than you?
Vegeta: Hmph, I would NEVER try out for some pathetic Earth TV show!
PerfectCell17: Are you Mental's mommy?
Vegeta: Grr! NO! I am NOBODYS mother!
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: Grr! Is it true that I killed 3000 fish last year 'cause my farts smelled worse than Kakarot's feet?
PerfectCell17: O.o I don't know, am I not sure I wanna know...
Vegeta: That is NOT true! Nothing smalls worse than Kakarot's feet...or just Kakarot in general!
PerfectCell17: ...
Vegeta: The demon says that she found a store that sells brats 20 miles away from Windsor, Ontario, amd if you're nice
to the man that sells them he will sell you one for only $67.00.
PerfectCell17: Yay!
Vegeta: The demon's friend InuYasha asks if you've seen his girlfriend, she's due to give birth in about a week.
PerfectCell17: No, but if I see her I'll let you know...
Vegeta: Why the hell is the demon firends with such disturbed people?
PerfectCell17: I don't know, but I have some pretty disturbed friends too! Yay!
Vegeta: Damn demons! Will I sniff the demons gym bag?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Vegeta: What?! I will not sniff anything of that demons! Do you hate it when the demon calls you Master?
PerfectCell17: Nope, I think it's kinda funny!
Vegeta: Can the demon call me osnem?
PerfectCell17: Sure, call Fuzzy whatever you want!
Vegeta: Hmph! Did you know that the demon is Mexican?
PerfectCell17: I do now!
Vegeta: *growls* Did I know?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, but if he didn't he knows now!
Vegeta: Finally! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Vegeta, such a patient person....Anyways, thanks for the questions!
Question 18:
Hey Fuzzy!!!!!My pet is not just a rock he's a person and he's my one of my best friends and he's been there for me since
I met him!!!!!Ok now I don't wanna kill you no more but he's my friend oh well I got questions first Veggie-kun!Fuzzy, will
you make Kakarot smell my gym bag from 6th grade?I haven't washed it in over 2 years and it smells like shit (what my rock
had an accident inside the bag).Oh crap I think that there's something wrong with my computer.Wait it works it's as miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My
friend says that you got a harry ass is that true?My brother won't shut the hell up about the damn videogames HELP ME
DAMMIT!I miss my blankey.Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Naruto, Rorouni Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll tell Bulma that you
were maried to Shippo!Will you drive me to school on Monday?Please I helped you with the birth of your first child.You bastard
If you don't drive me to school I'll tell your girlfriend that you've been hitting on other women!Oh sorry I was shoutin'
at my friend Miroku.Hey Yu yu Hakusho's on! Oh sorry the questions. Will you buy me a snake?Are you sure that you wont be
my husband?Hiei trains like crazzy to.Ok now for Master.Master Is it true that Fuzzy's feet smell worse than Gohan's ass?Have
you gotten a new brother or sister yet?Do you prefer brothers or sisters?Is Veggie-ku your friend?My hads stuck in a jar what
do I do?I'm bored are you?Will you sniff my gym bag from 6th grade?Will Veggie-kun the encahnted mermaid sniff my gym bag
from 6th grade?I only get 2-5 hours of sleep is that bad?zzzzzzzzzzzzzoh wait was I asleep?zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdid I fall asleep
again?I gotta go and go to my friends house tomorow.He want's me to get rid of his rats.Bye bye
PerfectCell17: Question time!
Vegeta: *sigh*
PerfectCell17: First question, will you make Kakarot smell Mental's gym bag from 6th grade?
Vegeta: *smirks* That sounds like a good way to torture Kakarot...
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend says that you have a hairy ass, is that true?
Vegeta: Hmph, that's none of your damn business!
PerfectCell17: Mental's brother won't shut the hell up about video games, help her!
Vegeta: Ha! That demon deserves the torture!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental will tell Bulma that you
were married to Shippo!
Vegeta: What!? I was never married to that little brat!
PerfectCell17: Will you drive Mental to school on Monday?
Vegeta: Today is Monday...
PerfectCell17: Well sorry, I was busy yesterday! Well, will you drive her to school tomorrow?
Vegeta: Hmph! I'm not driving that demon anywhere! Besides, I don't even know how to drive!
PerfectCell17: Will you buy Mental a snake?
Vegeta: Damn, why does that demon always want me to buy her something!?
PerfectCell17: Is that a yes?
Vegeta: What the hell do you think!? It's a no!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Grr! Yes, I'm SURE! I'm NOT going to change my mind either!
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: *sarcastically* Great! Grr! Is it true that my feet smell worse than Kakarot's first sons ass!?
PerfectCell17: O.o I don't know what Gohan's ass smells like, so I'm not sure...
Vegeta: It's NOT true!
PerfectCell17: Sure it isn't...
Vegeta: Have you gotten a new brother or sister yet?
PerfectCell17: Not yet, I gotta save my money!
Vegeta: Do you prefer brothers or sisters?
PerfectCell17: Um, not sure, but I think sisters 'cause I can turn them into Vegeta lovers too!
Vegeta: O.o Am I your friend?
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^
Vegeta: Hmph! Who said that, tri-breed!?
PerfectCell17: Hmph, I did!
Vegeta: Whatever, the demons hand is stuck in a jar, what does she do?
PerfectCell17: Pull it out!
Vegeta: The demons bored, are you?
PerfectCell17: Yep, I'm home 'sick' from school and bored as hell!
Vegeta: *chuckles* Will you smell the demons gym bag from 6th grade?
PerfectCell17: O.o Uh, no thanks...
Vegeta: Grr! Will I sniff the demons bag from 6th grade?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Vegeta: Hell no! The demon only gets 2-5 hours of sleep, is that bad?
PerfectCell17: It is, even though I can't talk...
Vegeta: Okay, that's the last one!
PerfectCell17: *sleeping*
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: *sleep talking* Thanks...for...the...questions...
Question 19:
That's ok you can take your time with the questions.WHAT YOUR SICK!?OH NO BARE WITH US!LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Damn
to much sugar oh well I got Veggie-kun torture 1s My friend says that you used to be gay until you got in bed with Kakrot
then you came to your sences and stoped being gay is that true?Help my brother won't shut up about freakin video games help!What's
the answer to 2>4x+5>8?Will you sniff Kakarot's feet?Are you sure you won't be my husband?I'll kill Bulma.I lost my
rock have you seen him?His name is Hiei and he's weighs about 4 pounds he ran away durring the weekend 'cuz my friend put
made gave me alot of sleeping pills and then he stole my money and my left shoe (he's kinda stupid).I got a friend that says
that you lost your virginity at the age of 12 'cuz Freeza raped you is that true?Hiei says that humans deserve to die.Now
do you like him?Will you sniff my feet?I'll be nice to you.Will you rule the world with me?What's porn?One of my friends says
that you raped Gohan 2days before the Cell Games is that true?What's booze?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha,
Yu-Gi-Oh, And Naruto or I'll make you smell my gym bag from 6th grade!Can I blow up your gravity room?Will you give me a hug?Will
you give Master a hug?Now for Master.Will you rule the world with me?Is it true that Veggie-kun once got lost in Long Beach,
California and he wooke up 2 days later next to Naraku naked and Naraku has been trying to purpose to him ever since?What's
your name?Is Susie Princess of all BBQ a farry?Can I call Vegeta a Farry?Is it true that Osnem is in love with Gohan?Is it
true that he's in love with Goten?Will you buy me a riffile?My stupid friend sold mine to a stupid 5 year old.Will Vegie-kun
the enchanted mermaid buy me one?Do you like living in Canada?Is it cold there?Will you steal all of Mommy's stuff and sell
it to people who are blind?I gotta go and kill my damn doctor he sold my all my knives to a retarded 10 year old!I'm gonna
kill that fat bastard!Bye bye.
Vegeta: *groans* Let's just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Whatever you say, Fuzzy!
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend said that you use to be gay until you got in bed with Kakarot and came to your senses
and stopped being gay?
Vegeta: What!? I am NOT, nor was I EVER gay!
PerfectCell17: Mental's brother won't shut up about video games, help!
Vegeta: Ha, that demon deserves to be tortured!
PerfectCell17: What's the answer to 2<4x+5>8?
Vegeta: O.o How the hell should I know!? I never bothered to learn earth science!
PerfectCell17: Uh...that's math...
Vegeta: Whatever!
PerfectCell17: Will you sniff Kakarot's feet?
Vegeta: O.o What the hell is her obsession with sniffing things!? No, I will NOT sniff anything!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Grr! Yes, for the last time I'm sure!
PerfectCell17: Mental lost her pet rock, have you seen him?
Vegeta: No, I have NOT seen her rock!
PerfectCell17: His name it Hiei and weigh about 4 pounds and he ran away on the weekend.
Vegeta: And I care because?!
PerfectCell17: Mental friend says that you lost your virginity at the age of 12 because Frieza raped you, is that true?
Vegeta: What?! That damn lizard never touched me!
PerfectCell17: Hiei says that humans deserve to die, now do you like him?
Vegeta: Hmph, he's better than Kakarot, that's forsure!
PerfectCell17: Will you sniff Mental's feet?
Vegeta: NO! I don't know what that demons obsession about sniffing it, but I want no part!
PerfectCell17: Will you rule the world with Mental?
Vegeta: Hmph, I'm the one whose going to be ruling the world!
PerfectCell17: What's porn?
Vegeta: Hmph, ask your parents, demon!
PerfectCell17: One of Mental's friends says that you raped Gohan 2 days before the Cell Games, is that true?
Vegeta: WHAT?! Hell no! I would NEVER do anything with Kakarot's brat!
PerfectCell17: What's booze?
Vegeta: Alcohol.
PerfectCell17: Wow, Vegeta actually answered a question!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Inu Yasha, Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental will make you smell her
gym bag from 6th grade!
Vegeta: Ha! I'd like to see her try!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental blow up your gravity room?
Vegeta: I'd blast that demon before she could even touch it!
PerfectCell17: Will you hug Mental?
Vegeta: No, I don't hug anyone!
PerfectCell17: Will you hug me?
Vegeta: Hmph, I said that I hug nobody!
PerfectCell17: Yippee! My turn!
Vegeta: *groans* Will you rule the world with that demon?
PerfectCell17: Sure, sounds like fun!
Vegeta: Hmph! Is it true that I got lost in Long Beach California and woke up 2 days later next to Naraku and Naraku's
been trying to propose to my ever since?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, but I wouldn't be surprised!
Vegeta: Hmph! I've NEVER woke up next to a male! What's your name?
PerfectCell17: Uh PerfectCell17, or my real name is Amy.
Vegeta: Or tri-breed!
PerfectCell17: Feh!
Vegeta: Am I a fairy?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Hmph, think what you want!
PerfectCell17: I will!
Vegeta: *rolls eyes* Can that demon call me Farry?
PerfectCell17: Sure! Another cute nickname!
Vegeta: Grr! No! My name is Vegeta-sama!
PerfectCell17: Uh huh...
Vegeta: *curses* Am I in love with Kakarot's brat?
PerfectCell17: I don't know, but I hope not!
Vegeta: Don't worry, I wasn't! Is it true that I was in love with Goten?
PerfectCell17: Another one I'm not sure about!
Vegeta: Grr! I've NEVER been in love with a male! Will you buy the demon a riffle?
PerfectCell17: Sorry, but I'm saving up for my brother/sister!
Vegeta: Will I buy her one?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: No! I am not buying that demon anything! Do you like living in Canada?
PerfectCell17: Yeah, but I wish I could live more in the country side! I hate living in a big city!
Vegeta: Is it cold in Canada?
PerfectCell17: Not really, it's pretty okay in the winter, but it's very hot in the summer!
Vegeta: Will you steal all of my stuff and sell it to people who are blind?
PerfectCell17: Uh...I would, but Veggie-kun would probably hurt me if I tried to.
Vegeta: You got that right! Okay, they're finally done! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Thanks for the Veggie-kun questions!
Question 20:
I FOUND HIEI MY ROCK!!!!!!!!!I'm gonna torture the farry MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Damn to much sugar can you
wait?*comes back 10 minutes latter with sleeping pills*Now I feel better thank God that I ate so much sugar or else I'd be
asleep now!That's Ok Master you don't need to buy me nothin'.^^I'm gonna torture Veggie-kun 1st one of my best friends told
me that you still wet the bed and that's why you only got 2 kids is that true?Will you sniff my backpack?I wash it every day
after throwing apple sause at my neighbors.Can I hug you?Will you kill my neighbors?They won't let me throw eggs and toilet
paper at them.WIll you and Master come with me and throw eggs at Kakarot and then tell him Gohan and Goten did it?Hiei thinks
that humans are worthless.Now do you like him?WIll you sniff Master?Do you like me?I found Trunks, but I couldn't kill him
'cuz he took my book will you get it back from me?Did you know that Trunks' "girlfriend" wrote 10000001 Ways to Kill
Trunks Without Being freakisly strong?Will you give my rock a hug?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, Ruruoni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh,
and Inuyasha or I'll sniff you!My friend told me that you killed a goat and then you ate a young boy alive 'cuz you were drunk
and Trunks said he'd give you 3 dollars if you did it is that true?What's sex?Now for Master 1st will you give me a hug?Can
I steal all of Veggie-kun's stuff and sell it to children?Can I give you a hug?Is Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid my friend?Is
it true that you and Veggie-kun rule the entire southern hemisphere?Do you like Teen Titans?Is it true that Veggie-sama's
got a half-sister and that she killed alot of fish last year by shooting them?My friend says Veggie-kun lost his virginity
to Bulma is that true?Is it wierd that I'm a demon, but I don't hate hanyous?Why do my friends only talk about nasty stuff?If
you could be anywhere right now where would it be?I'd be at Tokyo or Kyoto^^.I gotta go and kill my worst enimy
and blame it on Kakarot.Bye bye.
PerfectCell17: Vegeta!
Vegeta: *goes over to PerfectCell17* What the hell do you want!? Can't you see I'm training!?
PerfectCell17: But you have questions to answer!
Vegeta: *sighs*
PerfectCell17: Okay, one of Mental's best friends told her that you still wet the bed and that's why you only have two
kids, is that true?
Vegeta: Hell no! I do NOT wet the bed!
PerfectCell17: Will you smell her backpack?
Vegeta: Grr! No, I will NOT sniff anything of that demons EVER!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental hug you?
Vegeta: I told you yesterday that NOBODY hugs the Saiyan Prince!
PerfectCell17: Are you going to answer yes to any of these questions?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: *rolls eyes* Will you kill Mental's neighbors?
Vegeta: As much as I'd like to blast some pitiful humans into hell, I can't 'cause the woman wouldn't let me!
PerfectCell17: Will me and you throw eggs at Kakarot and tell him that it was Gohan and Goten?
Vegeta: I'd rather fight with that baka, not throw eggs at him!
PerfectCell17: I will! Hiei thinks that humans are worthless, now do you like him?
Vegeta: *smirks* He sounds better than Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: Will you sniff me?
Vegeta: No! I will NOT sniff ANYTHING!
PerfectCell17: Do you like Mental?
Vegeta: Hmph, she's okay, for a demon that is! Even though she makes a better punching bag!
PerfectCell17: Mental finally found Trunks, but she couldn't kill him because he took her book, will you get it back
for her?
Vegeta: If that demon wants to kill the brat, then she can get her damn book back!
PerfectCell17: Did you know that Trunks' girlfriend wrote '1000001 Ways to Kill Trunks Without Being Freakishly Strong'?
Vegeta: The brat has a girlfriend?
PerfectCell17: I'll take that as a no.Will you give her rock a hug?
Vegeta: Grr! I do NOT hug things!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh and Inu Yasha or Mental will sniff you!
Vegeta: I'd like to see that demon try!
PerfectCell17: Mental' friend told her that you killed a goat and ate a young boy alive 'cause you were drunk? Trunks
said he'd give you three dollars if you said that was true.
Vegeta: What!? I've NEVER eaten a human!
PerfectCell17: What's sex?
Vegeta: What you do to have brats!
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: *groans* Will you give that demon a hug?
PerfectCell17: Sure! *gives Mental hug*
Vegeta: Can that demon steal my stuff and sell it to children?
PerfectCell17: Go for it!
Vegeta: That demon or you better not touch my stuff! Can she give you a hug?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Vegeta: Hmph, am I the demons friend?
PerfectCell17: Even though he'll probably deny it I think so!
Vegeta: What!? She is NOT my friend! Is it true that you and I rule the entire southern hemisphere?
PerfectCell17: Sadly no...
Vegeta: Hmph, I'd never let you rule anything with me! Do you like Teen Titans?
PerfectCell17: Not really, but I've only seen it a few times.
Vegeta: Is it true that I have a half sister and that she killed alot of fish last year by shooting them?
PerfectCell17: I don't know....
Vegeta: I do not have a half sister or any siblings! The demons friend says that I lost my virginity to the woman,
it that true?
PerfectCell17: I think so...
Vegeta: *blushes* Is it weird that the demon's a demon, but she don't hate hanyous?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: Why do the demon's friends only talk about nasty stuff?
PerfectCell17: I don't know, cause they're weird?
Vegeta: If you could be anywhere right now where would you be?
PerfectCell17: Anime North! Even though it's not for a few months...
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Thanks for the questions!
Question 21:
I'M TORTURING MY FRIENDS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I gotta eat less that a billion pounds
of sugar of day it makes me hurl alot.I'm whatching Friends right now it's the episode when Pheobe and Mike break up it's
sad (holly crap I'm acting more like a girl every day!) oh well I know they get maried latter in the series well I'm
gonna torture Veggie-kun 1st my friend said that you were a pop singer called Paula the Enchanted Menmaid, but you gave it
al up when camels out danced you in a break dancing contest by a bunch of camels and every May 17 you become Paula
again and seek the flesh of mortal humans as nutrition is that true?You din't get it did you?Trunks don't got a girfriend
it was actualy his boyfreind!Sereously have you ever seen him with a girl before?Are you sure that you won't be my husband?I'll
kill your doctor.Wait if you lost your virginity with Bulma that means that *three hours of thinkin' latter*OH MY GOD YOU
WERE A 32 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!Is that true?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Naruto or
I'll tell Bulma that you were raped by Freeza!Can I call you Homer?Mommy will you be my cousin?I won't tell your family anything.Now
for Master.Is it true that Veggie-sama gave birth to both of his children?My friend said that Fuzzy used to be a young
girl named Gorge but "he" got and opperation 'cuz Bulma din't want her family to know that she was a lesbian and that she
raped confused young girls every 26 of January to get rid of all her stress is that true?another friend tell's me that every
summer Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid runs of with Mokuba to San Francisco and they try to have a baby, but then they remember
that they're "both" males so they go back home and come up with some stupid excuse about them missing is that true?Do you
hate school?On a scale of 1 to 10 with ten being the worst how bad is high school?If you could live anywhere where would you
live?I'd live in Japan with my family, my rock and my Hiei pics.^^I love Hiei to much right?I gotta go and put my brain
back in my head I new I shouldn't have washed it today oh well bye bye.
I will kill Trunks and his boyfriend one day
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: Will she never stop!?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: Dammit!
PerfectCell17: First question, Mental's friend says that you use to be a pop singer called Paula the Enchanted Mermaid,
but you gave it all up when camels out danced you in a break dancing contest and every May 17 you become Paula again and seek
the flesh of mortal humans for nutrition?
Vegeta: O.o I have NEVER done any of that stuff!
PerfectCell17: Remember Trunks' girlfriend, it was actually his boyfriend!
Vegeta: The brat is not gay!
PerfectCell17: Have you ever seen him with a girl?
Vegeta: *thinks about it* I knew it was the purple hair!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't wanna be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Grrr! YES, FOR THE LAST TIME I'M SURE!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that you were a 32 year old virgin?
Vegeta: It's none of your damn business!
PerfectCell17: Fine, watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto or Mental will tell Bulma that
you were raped by Frieza!
Vegeta: The woman isn't stupid enough to believe that!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure? Anyways, can Mental call you Homer?
Vegeta: Hmph, my name is Vegeta-sama and that's it! You cannot call me anything else, well, or Prince Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, will you be Mental's cousin?
Vegeta: Grr! Do NOT call my mommy or any other ridiculous nickname! And NO I will NOT be that demon's cousin!
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: *growls* Is it true that I gave birth to both of my brats?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: What!? The woman gave birth to the brats! The demon's friend says that I use to be a girl named Gorge but I got
an operation 'cause the woman didn't want her family to know that she was a lesbian and that she raped confused girls every
January 26 to get rid of all her stress, is that true?
PerfectCell17: O.o Not sure...but I hope not!
Vegeta: It's NOT true! I was never a female and the woman is not gay! Another one of the demon's friends says that every
summer I run off with Mokuba to San Francisco and try to have a baby, but then we remember that we're both males and then
we go home and try to come up with stupid excuses about being missing, is that true?
PerfectCell17: *laughs*
Vegeta: What the hell are you laughing at?!
PerfectCell17: I never would have thought that you'd go for Mokuba! I wonder what Seto will say...
Vegeta: Grr! I'm not gay and do NOT try to have brats with males!
PerfectCell17: Sure...
Vegeta: Feh! Do you hate school?
PerfectCell17: Personally, I hate it, but there are alot of people who like it!
Vegeta: On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the worst, how bad is high school?
PerfectCell17: I'd probly say 6 'cause it's not hard, it's just boring and loooooong!
Vegeta: If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
PerfectCell17: Probably live in Japan too! I love that country!
Vegeta: The demon loves Hiei too much, right?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: Damn, finally over! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Thanks for the questions!
Question 22:
Hello It's me Mental sorry I have questions for Vegeta for a few days plus I was helping my friend plan his wedding he
thinks that if 2 people have a baby together they gotta get maried.He's so stupid well I got questions today 1st Veggie-kun.Veggie-sama
will you come to California with me to celebrate my birthday?Can I call you Paula the enchanted mermaid?My friends says that
you lost your virginity to Trunks is that true?Another friend told me that you once started in a gay porn film is that true?Have
you ever seen Trunks with a girlfriend?How about a boyfriend?I've read a bunch of fics that say that you and Chichi are lovers
is that true?Dose Trunks use drugs?Can I run for president?Why dose Trunks have purple hair?Why dose Bra have blue hair?Will
you sniff my Tv?Can I sniff you?Are you sure that you don't wanna be my husband?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin,
Inuyasha, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll tell Bulma that you and Ryokutsen from Inuyasha are having an afair!Now for Master.Who
wins the Battle City tournament?America won't show those stupid episodes!What's your family like?I'm turning 14 in less that
a month and that means I'm turning into an adult(in my family you gotta be 14 to be an adult)help me please!Is it true that
Fuzzy and Bulma killed 40,000 fish last year 'cuz of thier farts?Is it true that Mommy likes to sniff Trunks 'cuz he says
that he smells alot better that Bulma?What do you like better anime or manga?Is it bad that my own father dosen't know my
own birthday?I found a chanel in Canada that has anime all the time it's caller YTV, just go to www.ytv.com and you'll see all the anime's they got.YTV's got Beyblade, Digimon, DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT, Hamtaro,
Knights of the Zodiac, Medabots, Monster Ranchers, Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Thunderbirds, Transformers Armada, Yu-Gi-Oh, and
Inuyasha.My birthday is on May 23 will you remember it?I want a friend that will actualy remember my birthday for once.Is
Veggie-kun my mommy?I gotta go and kill a bunch of flamers and non reviewers. Bye bye. 
PerfectCell17: Oh Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: What the hell do you want, tri-breed?!
PerfectCell17: It's your favourite time of the day!
Vegeta: When I get to train?
PerfectCell17: No silly, question time!
Vegeta: *rolls eyes* Great...
PerfectCell17: Okay, Veggie-sama will you go to California with Mental to celebrate her birthday?
Vegeta: I don't celebrate my birthday, why the hell would I want to celebrate that demon's!?
PerfectCell17: Fine, can Mental call you Paula the Enchanted Mermaid?
Vegeta: What the hell don't you demons get!? My name is VEGETA-SAMA and only that!
PerfectCell17: Whatever you say, Veggie-kun! Mental says you lost your virginity to Trunks, is that true?
Vegeta: What!? I have NEVER mated with the brat and I NEVER will!
PerfectCell17: *giggles* Another one of Mental's friends said that you starred in a gay porn film, is that true?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* Grrr! NO! I have NOT starred in a porn film, let alone a gay one!
PerfectCell17: Have you ever seen Trunks with a girlfriend?
Vegeta: I don't see the brat that often and when I do he's always with Kakarot's second brat!
PerfectCell17: Have you ever seen him with a boyfriend?
Vegeta: No and I have not and the brat is not gay!
PerfectCell17: Mental's read alot of fics that say that you and Chi Chi are lovers, is that true?
Vegeta: Hell no! I would never mate with the harpy that Kakarot calls a wife!
PerfectCell17: Does Trunks do drugs?
Vegeta: How in the hell should I know?! He better not be though!
PerfectCell17: Gee, aren't you the father of the year...
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental run for president?
Vegeta: Why do I care?! I'm just glad I don't live in America!
PerfectCell17: Why does Trunks have purple hair?
Vegeta: It's the woman's fault for having blue hair!
PerfectCell17: Why is Bra's hair blue?
Vegeta: Beacuse of the woman!
PerfectCell17: Will you sniff Mental's TV?
Vegeta: O.o I swear that demon is on something! What is her fascination with sniffing?!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff you?
Vegeta: O.o No, that demon can NOT sniff me!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure that you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Grr! I'M SURE! Why don't you get that!?
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Inu Yasha, Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental will tell Bulma that you
and Ryokutsen are having an affair!
Vegeta: Like always, the woman wouldn't believe her!
PerfectCell17: Now for me!
Vegeta: *groans* The demon wants to know who wins the battle city tournament.
PerfectCell17: Yugi...of course! I think that Marik should've won! They still haven't finished showing it, it just started
the Yugi vs Marik today, but I've read about it.
Vegeta: What's your family like?
PerfectCell17: Grr! My family sucks! I only really talk to my mom, aunt and cousins! Well, I guess I should say my baka
of a father, but I only talk to him when he wants to! He's to busy with his new family! *realizes shes been rambling* Oh sorry,
my family's messed up and I hate more than half of it!
Vegeta: O.o The demons turning 14 and into an adult next month, help her.
PerfectCell17: I'd love to help, but I'm not totally sure what you need help with!
Vegeta: Hmph! Is it true that the woman and I killed 40,000 fish last year because of our farts?
PerfectCell17: Uh...not sure...
Vegeta: No, it's NOT true! Is it true that I sniff the brat because he smells better than the woman?
PerfectCell17: Probably, wouldn't surprise me!
Vegeta: Grr! I don't sniff people! What do you like better anime or manga?
PerfectCell17: Anime, cause I love the voices and being able to hear it! But mangas awesome to, especially Shonen Jump!
Vegeta: Is it bad that the demons father doesn't know her birthday?
PerfectCell17: It is, but don't feel too bad, cause I woulndn't if my father doesn't know mine!
Vegeta: The demon found a canadian channel called YTV that shows alot of anime.
PerfectCell17: I have YTV! That's how I first got to see Inu Yasha, Beyblade, Dragonball Z and Vegeta!
Vegeta: O.o The demon's birthday is May 23, will you remember it?
PerfectCell17: Yup! Cool, it's exactly a month before mine! I'm turning 15 June 23!
Vegeta: *growls* Am I the demon's mother?
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Vegeta: Grr! I am not! I'm nobody's mother!
PerfectCell17: But you'd make such a good mommy!
Vegeta: Hmph! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Thanks for the questions!
Question 23:
Hey sorry I didn't tell ya what I need help with I need to be more mature and I also need help with wet...wait I
can't say that it's embarasing.Oh well I got more questions 1st Veggie-kun.My friend says that your mommy's a cow from Nebraska
is that true?Is it true that you raped Trunks 2 years ago?If your dad died and he was the king and your the prince, maried,
and you got kids, then shouldn't you be king?My friend's girlfriend was giving birth and another friend and I were fightin'
over what the baby was gonna be, but then we decided to make a bet, if it was a boy, then he had to run around the block wearing
nothin but a string bikini and a Barbra Streisand mask with butter all over him and sceam "I'm a muffin" while throwin lubricant
at children, if it was a girl then I had to but on a Britney Spears mask, slap everyone and scream "Yo mama looks like Mario"
and make out with the father, so he one and I was screwed and then we bet thst it weighed, if she weighed 6 pounds or less
then he had to do the same thing I said, but if she weighed 7 pounds of more then I had to run around the block wearing nothin
but a trash can screaming "I'm stupid" and grope young children, well she weighed 6 pounds exactly and my friend got
arested and he's sitting in jail wearing nothin but a string bikini it that normal?Is it true that Trunks' a porn star?Paula
the enchanted mermaid people call me a hanyou 'cuz my mom's a human is it true and can ya make 'em stop?Mommy will you
buy me a snake?Farry can I be president of Japan?Fuzzy will you sniff my homework?If ya realy need to know why I love sniffing
stuff it's 'cuz I'm part dog-demon part earth-demon and part wolf-demon part fire-demon part fox-demon part ice-demon
part water-demon and part dingo-demon.Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll tell Bulma
that you're gay?What's a bisextual?Are you one?Now for Master.1st will Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid be my mommy?What kind
of demon are you?What's the best thing about Canada?My eye sight realy sucks is that bad?Will you be my mommy(sorry I ask
this to everyone eventualy)?I got like 10 personaliys is that bad?My friend says that when Trunks was 4, Vegeta sextualy molested
him 3 times a day, but Bulma found out and she kicked him out of the house until he knew that Trunks was a sex toy is that
true?Can I be the ruller of Antartica?I gotta go and kill alot of people that think I'm a hanyou bye bye.
Vegeta: Don't tell me there's more questions!
PerfectCell17: Yup! ^_^
Vegeta: Then let's just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Before I ask your first question Mental wanted to know how to be more mature. Sorry, can't really help
ya there! I'm pretty damn immature myself! ^_^ Now for your first question, Veggie-kun, Mental's friend says that your mom's
a cow from Nebraska, is that true?
Vegeta: What!? My mother was a Saiyan, not a cow!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that you raped Trunks two years ago?
Vegeta: Grr! No, I have NEVER mated with the brat!
PerfectCell17: If your dad died and he was the king and your the prince, maried, and you got kids, then shouldn't
you be king?
Vegeta: I should be, but I still consider my father to be king, even though he died.
PerfectCell17: Aww! Mental's friend's girlfriend was giving birth and another friend and her were fightin'
over what the baby was gonna be, but then they decided to make a bet, if it was a boy, then he had to run around the
block wearing nothin but a string bikini and a Barbra Streisand mask with butter all over him and sceam "I'm a muffin" while
throwin lubricant at children, if it was a girl then Mental has to but on a Britney Spears mask, slap everyone and scream
"Yo mama looks like Mario" and make out with the father, so he one and Mental was screwed and then they bet that
it weighed, if she weighed 6 pounds or less then he had to do the same thing Mental said, but if she weighed 7 pounds
of more then Mental has to run around the block wearing nothin but a trash can screaming "I'm stupid" and grope young
children, well she weighed 6 pounds exactly and her friend got arested and he's sitting in jail wearing nothin but
a string bikini it that normal?
Vegeta: O.o I swear that you demons are on something!
PerfectCell17: Hey! Is it true that Trunks is a porn star?
Vegeta: The brat better not be!
PerfectCell17: Paula the enchanted mermaid people call Mental a hanyou 'cuz my mom's a human is it true and
can ya make 'em stop?
Vegeta: As much as I'd like to blast those pitiful earthlings, the woman would kill me!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, will you buy Mental a snake?
Vegeta: Hmph, my name's Vegeta-sama, and I'm not buying that demon anything until she treats me with the respect that
I deserve!
PerfectCell17: Farry, can Mental be the president of Japan?
Vegeta: Why do I care?!
PerfectCell17: Maybe because you live there....
Vegeta: I don't care who rules that country or any other country on this mudball!
PerfectCell17: Fuzzy, will you sniff Mental's homework?
Vegeta: O.o No! I will not sniff anything! What the hell's up with her obsession with sniffing?!
PerfectCell17: Her demon blood, since she's part dog-demon, part earth-demon, and part wolf-demon, part fire-demon,
part fox-demon, part ice-demon, part water-demon, and part dingo-demon.
Vegeta: Does that mean you like sniffing?
PerfectCell17: Actually, I do sniff alot of things!
Vegeta: You demons are strange!
PerfectCell17: Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental'll tell Bulma
that you're gay!
Vegeta: How many times do I have to tell you that the woman wouldn't believe it!?
PerfectCell17: What's a bisexual?
Vegeta: Go ask your parents, demon!
PerfectCell17: *chuckles* Are you one?
Vegeta: WHAT?! I am NOT bisexual!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure about that?
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: *sighs* Will I be the demon's mother?
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Vegeta: Grr! I will NOT be anyone's mother!
PerfectCell17: Fine!
Vegeta: What kind of demon are you?
PerfectCell17: Dog demon and alittle bit wolf demon!
Vegeta: What's the best thing about Canada?
PerfectCell17: This might sound kinda weird, but I don't know!
Vegeta: The demon's eye sight really sucks, is that bad?
PerfectCell17: I wouldn't really say bad. I have bad eye sight too, I even have glasses, even though I don't wear them!
Vegeta: Will you be the demon's mother?
PerfectCell17: O.o Uh...sure?
Vegeta: The demon has like 10 personalities, is that bad?
PerfectCell17: Nah! I like my other personalities, even though I only have 3.
Vegeta: The demon's friend says that when the brat was 4 I sextualy molested him 3 times a day,
but the woman found out and she kicked me out of the house until I knew that Trunks was a sex toy is that
true?
PerfectCell17: O.o No comment....
Vegeta: Grr! That's NOT true! Can the demon be the ruler of Antarctica?
PerfectCell17: Go for it!
Vegeta: That's the last question! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: *sighs* Thanks for the questions!
Question 24:
HI FUZZY!!!!!!!!!That's ok I can find someone who is mature to help me be an adult.Why the hell would I do that I think
I'll stay myself forever so beware Vegeta!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!I ate to much sugar oh well I got questions 1st Veggie head.Vegeta-sama,
will you buy me a snake?Susie princess of all BBQ can I call you Chandler?Fairy, can I sniff your hair?Will you sniff me?My
friend says that you and Kakarot used to be pixies and that both of you fell in love, but 5 months latter he got pregnant
and you were faced with either going with Bulma and your family of the man you love who is also pregnant with your baby so
you went with Bulma and 2 weeks latter Kakarot was in labor, but the baby didn't make it and Kakarot was crushed and since
then he's been pissed at you and you still lust for him every time you get horny, but he won't forgive you is that true?Mommy
will you be one of my teachers?I hate school it's so borring and I want a teacher who also kicks ass.Whatch Yu yu Hakusho,
Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll kill you!Will you be my mommy?Is it true that you fell in love
with Yugi?Hiei don't give a rat's ass to what happens to the human realm, now do you like him?Now for Master.Do you think
I'm wierd?Once in the hospital my friend chased me around the entire hospital and he triped and fell on a woman getting surgery
and that woke her up and she freaked out 'cuz she didn't know she was having surgery and he got arested for that and the first
think I did when he got home was laugh at him, now do you think I'm wierd?Will Veggie-kun go to prison with me?Have you ever
been arested?Will you sniff my Tv?Can I sniff yours?What;s the diference between ham and homework?I eat paper is that bad?Will
you go to prison with me?Master, will you force Veggie-kun to whear a blarina costume for every interview from now until he
returns to the land of the enchanted mermaids and becomes one himself durring the winter?Should I stop eating glue?How many
teachers do you got?I need to know so I can kill them once I'm of provation.I gotta go and kill complete strangers and tell
Bulma that Trunks did it bye bye.
PerfectCell17: Wow, it's been a long time since we've done questions, Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: Not long enough!
PerfectCell17: Well I think so!
Vegeta: Since when do I care what you think!?
PerfectCell17: *sighs* Whatever, first question, Vegeta-sama will you buy Mental a snake?
Vegeta: Hmph! No!
PerfectCell17: Why not?
Vegeta: Because I said so!
PerfectCell17: I know why!
Vegeta: You do?
PerfectCell17: Yup! You're scared of squirmy things!
Vegeta: Dammit!
PerfectCell17: Hehehe..
Vegeta: Grr! Shut up and ask the next question!
PerfectCell17: Susie Princess of all BBQ, can Mental call you Chandler?
Vegeta: Hell no! That demon can't call me Susie whatever either! My name is Vegeta-sama!
PerfectCell17: Fairy, can Mental sniff your hair?
Vegeta: O.o No, that demon cannot sniff me!
PerfectCell17: Well, will you sniff Mental?
Vegeta: Grr! No I will NOT sniff anything!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend says that you and Kakarot used to be pixies and that both of you fell in love, but
5 months later he got pregnant and you were faced with either going with Bulma and your family of the man you love who is
also pregnant with your baby so you went with Bulma and 2 weeks later Kakarot was in labor, but the baby didn't make it and
Kakarot was crushed and since then he's been pissed at you and you still lust for him every time you get horny, but he won't
forgive you is that true? *chuckles*
Vegeta: What?! I do NOT nor have EVER had feelings for that pathetic baka yarou!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, will you be one of Mental's teachers?
Vegeta: My name is Vegeta-sama! V-E-G-E-T-A---S-A-M-A! And no, I will not be that demons teacher!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, and Rurouni Kenshin or Mental'll kill you!
Vegeta: Ha! Like that demon could ever kill me!
PerfectCell17: Will you be Mental's mommy?
Vegeta: Grr! What do I say everytime you ask that?! I am NOBODY'S mother!
PerfectCell17: *giggles* Is it true that you fell in love with Yugi?
Vegeta: What's a Yugi?
PerfectCell17: *pulls Yugi picture outta nowhere* That's a Yugi!
Vegeta: WHAT?! I do NOT like males!
PerfectCell17: Hiei don't give a rat's ass to what happens to the human realm, now do you like him?
Vegeta: I like him more than the demon and you!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! *mumbles something about Veggie-kun being a baka*
Vegeta: I heard that, tri-breed!
PerfectCell17: So?! You are a baka!
Vegeta: Hmph, and you're a worthless half demon!
PerfectCell17: Grr! Whatever, let's just finish this! It's my turn!
Vegeta: *groans* Do you think the demon's weird?
PerfectCell17: Nope! I'm weirder!
Vegeta: It must be a demon thing... Once when the demon was in the hospital her friend chased her
around the entire hospital and he triped and fell on a woman getting surgery and that woke her up and she freaked out 'cuz
she didn't know she was having surgery and he got arested for that and the first think the demon did when he got
home was laugh at him, now do you think she's wierd?
PerfectCell17: Yup, but who says weird's a bad thing?
Vegeta: Me!
PerfectCell17: You're weird too!
Vegeta: Hmph, I am not!
PerfectCell17: You just keep thinkin' that!
Vegeta: Feh! Will I go to prison with the demon?
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Vegeta: Hmph, I will not go to prison with that demon! Have you ever been arrested, tri-breed?
PerfectCell17: Nope...not yet...
Vegeta: Will you sniff the demon's TV?
PerfectCell17: Sure, why not? *sniffs Mental's TV*
Vegeta: Can the demon sniff yours?
PerfectCell17: Go for it!
Vegeta: What's the difference between ham and homework?
PerfectCell17: One I'll eat, and the other I won't!
Vegeta: You won't eat the homework, right?
PerfectCell17: No, I won't eat the ham! I'm a vegetarian!
Vegeta: The demon eats paper, is that bad?
PerfectCell17: Nope, I've eaten paper! Hell, I've even eaten a Yu-Gi-Oh card!
Vegeta: O.o Will you go to prison with the demon?
PerfectCell17: Sure, I got nowhere else to go!
Vegeta: Damn demon! Will you force me to wear a balerina costume for every interview from now until I
return to the land of the enchanted mermaids and become one during the winter?
PerfectCell17: *starts cracking up* I'll try to get him to wear a balerina costume, it'd be so cute!
Vegeta: O.o Hmph, I'm not wearing a balerina costume! Should the demon stop eating glue?
PerfectCell17: If you want to, it's not bad for you or anything!
Vegeta: How many teachers do you have?
PerfectCell17: Four this semester!
Vegeta: Well that's all the questions! *prepares to take off*
PerfectCell17: Wait!
Vegeta: What!?
PerfectCell17: Will you wear a balerina costume next interview?
Vegeta: Hell no!
PerfectCell17: Please?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Come on!
Vegeta: Grr! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Damn, I'll bug him more later! Anyways, thanks for the questions!
Question 25:
VegetandAru: Hey ya I'm VegetandAru and it's kinda some of my friends who have questions for Vegeta *takes a large breath*
here goes nothing
Artemis: Hi did you know that in the time line that I'm from then you're my mum?
Lyn: Do you
think that a rock star is a suitable occupation for a VERY rebellious princess of Saiyans?
Kinn: Do you like drugs?
Artemis:
If so then why wont you let me smoke pot?
Lyn: Artemis you smoke more than just pot you smo-
Artemis: ARE YOU TRYING
TO MAKE MY MUM KILL ME LYN
Kinn: *giggles* you have to ask this question Little princess
Artemis: How many times do
I have to say it DON'T CALL ME THAT! MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell them to stop calling me little princess!!!!!!!
Lyn: Your 'Geta
would murder you if he knew you were neglecting your heritage like that, wouldn't you 'Geta kun.
Artemis: So what Saiyans
are just dumb monkeys anyway, I'm glad I'm only half of one *sigh* Kinn what's the question
Kinn: *passes Art her qu sheet
and points to the qu*
Artemis: Do you have a sexual relationship with- EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! That's GROSS *shoves qu sheet
back to Kinn*
Kinn: Fine! I'll read it. Do you have a sexual relationship with Artemis little brother (your son) Patollo
Artemis: That is truly honestly sick. As if my mom and dad themselves weren't bad enough, you had to bring my baby brother
into this too, Mum do you think that that's sick. I think that's sick and- PATOLLO WIPE THAT HOPEFUL LOOK OFF YOUR FACE THIS
INSTANT !!!!!! Sheesh *Lights up a cigarette and storms off*
Lyn: ohhh........... We blew it, I'll go get her you ask
the last question Kinn *runs off calling after a murderous looking demi saiyan*
Kinn: Right. Do you think that Artemis
is a good name for a saiyan princess since Artemis was the Greek goddess of Hunting and the moon? Now that's done then.......
BYE
VegetandAru: O-kay...... I think that the three of them have issues but what ever Here is a question for PerfectCell17.
Would you mind if I got Artemis' brothers to ask questions too. Ba bye
PerfectCell17: Yay! More questions, but these aren't from Mental...
Vegeta: Good!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! Anyways, first question, did you know that in the time line that Artemis comes from, you're her mum?
Vegeta: Hmph! I don't care what I am to her in her timeline, but here I'm not so I don't care!
PerfectCell17: Do you think a rock star is a suitable occupation for a VERY rebellious Saiyan Princess?
Vegeta: Ha! She's the Saiyan Princess?! That must be another one of those messed timelines!
PerfectCell17: Do you like drugs?
Vegeta: No, I have no need for the things that pathetic earthlings get high off of!
PerfectCell17: Artemis says to tell Lyn and Kinn to stop calling her little princess!
Vegeta: Why do I care what they call that Artemis!?
PerfectCell17: Would you kill Artemis if you knew how she was neglecting her heritage?
Vegeta: Like I care!
PerfectCell17: Do you have a sexual relationship with Patollo, your son from the other timeline?
Vegeta: What?! I do NOT, nor have I EVER had a realtionship of any kind with a male!
PerfectCell17: That's sick, don't you think?
Vegeta: Hell yes!!
PerfectCell17: Do you think that Artemis is a good name for a saiyan princess since Artemis was the Greek goddess of Hunting
and the moon?
Vegeta: I don't care!
PerfectCell17: Well that's it for you, I have a question though.
Vegeta: *sighs* Would you mind if Artemis' brother asked questions?
PerfectCell17: I don't care!
Vegeta: Done! No I have training to do! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Thanks for the questions!
Question 26:
Konichiwa Veggie-kun and Master!Damn you got only 4 classes?I got 6 freakin' classes and 1 of 'em is web design!Do you
know how dumb that class is?it's realy troublesome.Damn now I'm acting like Shikamaru (he's a caracter from Naruto just go
to absoluteanime.com and see a whole lot of anime crap).I whatch to much anime.Oh well I don't care.Well I got even
more evil questions 1st Veggie-kun.My friend says that everytime you see camels your eyes turn red, your feet turn green,
and you grow blue fur on places I'm not aloud to say 'cuz I'm freakishly immatureand and ya gotta sing the Friends theme song
backwards in French to turn back to normal is that true?Can I smell you?Are you sure that you don't wanna be my husband?I'll
be loyal (except when it comes to Hiei I just plain love him!).Will you sniff my principle?Will you sniff Master?Can I become
president of Mexico?Will you pay for me to go to colege?What's it like being having only one type of blood?Can I introduce
you to my slaves I mean friends?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll sniff you!Will
you sniff some dog crap I found last week?My friend says that you and Sesshoumaru used to be fairys and you colected pixie
dust from your arch rivals the pixies and you and Sesshoumaru used to go out and one day he fell in love with Jaken and you
got pissed of and send Jaken to hell so you and Sesshoumaru could be together for the rest of your lives, but Sesshoumaru
hated you for that and he still won't forgive you is that true?Are you sure you won't be my Mommy?Can I kill Bulma?Why did
you marry Bulma?Was it 'cuz she got pregnant or was it 'cuz you loved her?Why did you wait until after Trunks was born to
get maried?Can I sniff your hair?Now for Master.1st will you sniff Veggie-kun?Is Veggie-kun a pixie?Is it true that Inuyasha
lives in your closet and that you won't let him out until he agrees to marry you?Will you hug Vegeta until his lungs scream
for air?Will you force Fuzzy to wear a mermaid costume every Saturday starting today?Wait if your father has kids with his
new wife, don't that mean that those kids are you sibilings?I got a bunch of sibilings, but I'm the only girl, why is that?Is
it wierd that theres an apple in my fridge that's older than me?I gotta go and kill my brother 'cuz he won't shut up about
videogames bye bye.
PerfectCell17: Yay, more questions!
Vegeta: *rolls eyes* Yay...
PerfectCell17: Oh cheer up, this is fun!
Vegeta: Maybe to you!
PerfectCell17: *sighs* Whatever, Mental's friend says that everytime you see camels your eyes turn red, your feet turn
green, and you grow blue fur on places Mental's not aloud to say 'cause she's freakishly immature and and ya gotta
sing the Friends theme song backwards in French to turn back to normal is that true?
Vegeta: What?! I do NOT turn red, green or blue when I see a camel!
PerfectCell17: But, how come I saw you singing the Friends theme backwards in french?
Vegeta: *slightly blushes* It's a good training song!
PerfectCell17: *giggles* Can Mental sniff you?
Vegeta: *growls* How many time do I have to say that that demon can NOT sniff me!?
PerfectCell17: Lots! ^_^
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't wanna be Mental's hubby?
Vegeta: Hubby? Is that the same thing as a husband?
PerfectCell17: *nods*
Vegeta: Grr! No I do not want to be the demons husband!
PerfectCell17: But, she'll be loyal!
Vegeta: I don't care! She is not going to be my woman!
PerfectCell17: Fine, will you sniff Mental's principal?
Vegeta: NO!
PerfectCell17: What about me?
Vegeta: N-O, NO!
PerfectCell17: Fine, sheesh, ya didn't have to yell! Can Mental become the president of Mexico?
Vegeta: Why in the hell would I care?! I'm just glad I don't live there in case she does!
PerfectCell17: Will you pay for Mental to go to college?
Vegeta: No! I am NOT spending any more money on that demon!
PerfectCell17: What's it like only having one type of blood?
Vegeta: I don't know!
PerfectCell17: Well, you should!
Vegeta: You mind your own business, tri-breed!
PerfectCell17: Hmph, can Mental introduce you to her 'friends'?
Vegeta: No, I'm not on display for that demon to show to her friends!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh and Inu Yasha or Mental'll sniff you!
Vegeta: That demon couldn't get close enough to me!
PerfectCell17: Will you sniff some dog crap that Mental found last week?
Vegeta: Grr! Hell no!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend says that you and Sesshoumaru used to be fairys and you colected pixie dust from your
arch rivals the pixies and you and Sesshoumaru used to go out and one day he fell in love with Jaken and you got pissed of
and send Jaken to hell so you and Sesshoumaru could be together for the rest of your lives, but Sesshoumaru hated you for
that and he still won't forgive you is that true? *giggles*
Vegeta: Dammit! How many times do I have to say that I do NOT nor have EVER loved a male!?
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't wanna be Mental's mommy?
Vegeta: Yes, I'm SURE!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Bulma?
Vegeta: No! Nobody is gonna kill the woman!
PerfectCell17: Why did you marry Bulma?
Vegeta: What's it to you!?
PerfectCell17: Was it because she was pregnant with Trunks, or was it 'cause you loved her?
Vegeta: It's none of your damn business!
PerfectCell17: Why did you wait 'til after Trunks was born to get married?
Vegeta: I told you that's none of your business!
PerfectCell17: Fine then, don't tell us! Can Mental sniff your hair?
Vegeta: No, the demon cannot sniff any part of me...especially my hair!
PerfectCell17: Yay, now it's my turn!
Vegeta: *groans* Will you sniff me?
PerfectCell17: Yep! *tries to sniff Veggie*
Vegeta: *moves*
PerfectCell17: *falls* No fair! You moved!
Vegeta: Nobody can sniff me!
PerfectCell17: *gets up*
Vegeta: Grr! Am I a pixie?
PerfectCell17: *chuckles* Yup, you're Veggie-chan the Pixie!
Vegeta: What!? Do I look like a pixie?!
PerfectCell17: Do you really want me to answer that?
Vegeta: No...Is it true that Inuyasha lives in your closet and that you won't let him out until he agrees to marry you?
PerfectCell17: Uh...no?
Vegeta: Then what's that white haired, demon looking thing in your closet?
PerfectCell17: Which closet?
Vegeta: *points to closet* That one!
PerfectCell17: Oh, that ones just Sesshoumaru!
Vegeta: O.o You mean you have other ones...?
PerfectCell17: No?
Vegeta: *opens other closet and sees Inu Yasha*
PerfectCell17: Heh heh heh....how'd that get in there?
Vegeta: Right.....Will you hug me until my lungs scream for air?
PerfectCell17: Sure! *jumps on Vegeta*
Vegeta: *moves*
PerfectCell17: *comes crashing to the floor*
Vegeta: O.o Will you force me to wear a mermaid costume every Saturday starting today?
PerfectCell17: I'll try! That'd be cute!
Vegeta: WHAT!? I am NOT wearing a mermaid costume!
PerfectCell17: That's what you think....
Vegeta: *sighs* If your father has kids with his new wife, wouldn't they be your siblings?
PerfectCell17: Ha! I do NOT consider them to be my siblings, but if you get all technical, then yes.
Vegeta: The demon has a bunch of siblings, but they're all males, why is that?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, but my so-called siblings are boys too!
Vegeta: Is it weird that there's an apple in the demon's fridge that's older than her?
PerfectCell17: Nah! I probably have fruit as old as me in my fridge too, but I'm too scared to look...ever since my cousin....*trails
off*
Vegeta: *notices PerfectCell17's not paying attention and takes off*
PerfectCell17: *snaps back into reality* Huh? Where's Veggie-chan? Oh well, thanks for the questions!
Question 27:
Hello Vegeta!It's me Mental again and I'm torture you until you sniff my Tv!(or I sniff you it depends on which comes
first)Oh well I got more questions for you and Master.1st you MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Can I sniff you?My friend from Chicago
says that Trunk's real mom is a camel and that you still love her, is that true?Can I torture until your hair bleeds?Will
you sniff Master's computer?Can I sniff your shirt?what would you rather do answer my questions or sniff kakarot's ass?Can
I lock you in my closet for all eternity?I hate rap music, do you?Look a flying scorpion and a flying cow!Gomen I was halucinating
again, damn my friend and the pills he crushed on my food!Is it true that there's a second soul living in my body?Will you
bitch-slap yourself?Do you wanna kill me?Don't do that, evil me was typing and he's a wierd ass bastard!Yes he's a male, did
ya expect him to be a girl?!Will you transport me to the land of the fuzzy bunnies so I may begin the exicution
of my rival?Who's the most disturbing person you've met?What's your most dreaded time of day?Will you sniff my chair?Is
it true that Gohan and Piccolo are a gay couple and that they're getting maried in June?Where are you?Are you wearing the
balerina costume?Will you sniff my rock?Please I promicre that he won't bite you.Do you whatch porn?what is porn?Whatch Yu
yu Hakusho, Rourouni Kenshin, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Inuyasha or I'll steal all your left shoes and sell them to children!Are
you sure that you don't want to be my mommy?Are you sure that you don't wanna be my husband?Now for Master, will you sniff
Veggie-kun while Bulma's holding him down?Will you sniff my rock?Will you hug my rock?Is it true that Vegeta used to sniff
Trunks 'cuz he wanted to rape him one day, but Bulma caught him and now she thinks he's gay?Why'd ya lock Inuyasha in your
closet?What would you rather do eat meat or sniff Kakarot's ass?I got Miroku locked in my closet is that bad?Can I sniff you?Who
would you rather kiss Kakarot, Veggie-kun, or a tree?Do you wanna kill me?I gotta go and tuck my friends son in, he's
only 3 and he likes being tucked into bed.Bye bye.
PerfectCell17: Veggie-chan!
Vegeta: What do you want!?
PerfectCell17: Time to answer more questions!
Vegeta: *sarcastically* Oh, joy....
PerfectCell17: Okay, can Mental sniff you?
Vegeta: Hmph! Nobody sniffs the Saiyan Prince!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend from Chicago says that Trunks' real mom is a camel and that you still love her, is that
true?
Vegeta: What!? The brats mom is the woman!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental torture you until your hair bleeds?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Will you sniff my computer?
Vegeta: How many times do I have to tell you that I will sniff NOTHING!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff your shirt?
Vegeta: That demon is not worthy of sniffing anything of the Prince of all Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Ego trip....
Vegeta: I heard that!
PerfectCell17: *snickers* What would you rather do, answer these questions or sniff Kakarot's ass?
Vegeta: Neither! *mumbles something about rather answering the questions*
PerfectCell17: Can Mental lock you in her closet for all eternity?
Vegeta: Ha, you think a closet can hold the great Vegeta-sama!?
PerfectCell17: As a matter of fact, I think so!
Vegeta: Hmph, yeah right!
PerfectCell17: Mental hates rap music, do you?
Vegeta: Is that the type of music that the brat listens to?
PerfectCell17: Unfortunately....
Vegeta: Then I hate it!
PerfectCell17: Is it true there's a second soul living in Mental's body?
Vegeta: How the hell would I know?!
PerfectCell17: *chuckles* Will you bitch-slap yourself?
Vegeta: Hmph, nobody, including myself bitch-slap the Saiyajin no Ouji!
PerfectCell17: Do you wanna kill Mental?
Vegeta: No comment....
PerfectCell17: Hmph! I know you don't mean it! Will you transport Mental to the land of fuzzy bunnies so she can begin
the exicution of her rival?
Vegeta: How am I suppose to transport her there!? Go ask Kakarot, he's the one with that blasted 'Instant Transmission'
technique!
PerfectCell17: Jealous?
Vegeta: Ha, ME jealous of a third-class baka like Kakarot!?
PerfectCell17: Who's the most disturbing person you've ever met?
Vegeta: It's close between you and the demon, but I'd have to say that damn lizard, Frieza!
PerfectCell17: What's your most dreaded time of day?
Vegeta: Night, because the woman makes me stop training!
PerfectCell17: Will you sniff Mental's chair?
Vegeta: Grr! NO SNIFFING!
PerfectCell17: Okay, okay! Sheesh! Is it true that Gohan and Piccolo are a gay couple and that they're getting married
in June?
Vegeta: How would I know?! I wouldn't doubt it though! There seems to be something going on between Kakarot's brat and
the Namek...
PerfectCell17: Where are you?
Vegeta: At your house, tri-breed! You told me that you're not letting me go 'til I finish the damn questions!
PerfectCell17: Hehehe...Are you wearing the balerina costume?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Almost! I went through five balerina costumes and he blasted all of them! Maybe I'll see if Bulma can
make a ki proof costume...
Vegeta: Hmph, I'd blast you before you could get to Capsule Corp.!
PerfectCell17: You just keep thinkin' that...Anyways, will you sniff Mental's rock?
Vegeta: Grr! NO!
PerfectCell17: But he won't bite you...
Vegeta: NO! NO! NO!
PerfectCell17: Do you watch porn?
Vegeta: Hell no!
PerfectCell17: What is porn?
Vegeta: Ask your parents!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rourouni Kenshin, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh and Inu Yasha or Mental'll steal all your
left shoes and sell them to children!
Vegeta: Ha, she don't know where my shoes are!
PerfectCell17: O.o I don't wanna know....Are you sure you don't wanna be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Yes, I'm SURE!
PerfectCell17: Atre you sure you don't wanna be her husband?
Vegeta: I'm sure!
PerfectCell17: Yay, my turn!
Vegeta *sighs* Will you sniff me while the woman holds me down?
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Vegeta: Ha, the woman's not strong enough to hold me down! Will you sniff the demon's rock?
PerfectCell17: Sure! *sniffs rock 'Hiei'*
Vegeta: Will you hug the rock?
PerfectCell17: O.o Uh...sure, why not? *hugs rock*
Vegeta: Hmph! Is it true that I use to sniff the brat 'cause I wanted to rape him one day, but the woman caught me and
now she thinks I'm gay?
PerfectCell17: Not sure, but I think there might be somthin' going on between Veggie-kun and Trunks, especially mirai
Trunks!
Vegeta: WHAT!? I do NOT like any of the brats!
PerfectCell17: But I have proof! *shows Veggie doujinshi scan of him and Trunks kissing*
Vegeta: *looks at scan* Hmph! That's not real and you know it! That was drawn by some freak! Anyways, why'd you lock
Inu Yasha in your closet?
PerfectCell17: Why not? He makes good company whenI'm bored, but I like Sesshy better!
Vegeta: You mean the one in that closet? *points to closet*
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Vegeta: O.o What would you rather do, eat meat or sniff Kakarot's ass?
PerfectCell17: Eat meat!!
Vegeta: The demon has Miroku locked in her closet, is that bad?
PerfectCell17: Nope, afterall I have both Inu and Sesshy in my closets!
Vegeta: Can the demon sniff you?
PerfectCell17: Sure, if she wants to!
Vegeta: Who would you rather kiss Kakarot, me or a tree?
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: What?! Why not someone else?! Well, I can understand why you didn't pick Kakarot, but why not the tree?!
PerfectCell17: Because I like you better! ^_^
Vegeta: O.o Do you wanna kill the demon?
PerfectCell17: Nah!
Vegeta: That's all the questions, so I can leave now! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: That's okay, I still gotta talk to Bulma about that balerina costume...Anywho, thanks for the questions!
Question 28:
Hello Prince Vegeta,
I was just wondering... If you hadn't met Bulma, would you marry me?! I LOVE YOU
TO DEATH FOR KAMI'S SAKE!!!! *hugs you* ^__________________^ And another thing... Did you realy hate
Trunks when he was born/growing up? Because when he was just born it seemed like you hated him beyond belief, but when
you were Majin and about to sacrifice yourself, *sob*, you hugged him. THAT CONFUSED ME SO MUCH. ><
Well, just one more thing then... *SMOOCH*!!
Good bye my Prince, *bows*.
~Rachel "Bulma" C
PerfectCell17: Hey Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: *growls* Stop with the damn nicknames!
PerfectCell17: I will, after you
answer these questions!
Vegeta: Just make it quick!
PerfectCell17: Okay Rachel asks you, Prince Vegeta, if you hadn't
met Bulma would you marry her?
Vegeta: *smirks* Finally somebody treats me with the respect I deserve!
PerfectCell17:
So, what about the question?
Vegeta: What question?
PerfectCell17: *sighs* If you hadn't met Bulma would you marry Rachel?
Vegeta:
Why in the hell does every woman want to marry me?! No!
PerfectCell17: But would you if you never met Bulma?
Vegeta:
No!
PerfectCell17: But she loves you to death...
Vegeta: NO!
Rachel: *hugs Vegeta*
Vegeta: *pulls away* Where
the hell did she come from?!
PerfectCell17: *shrugs* Oh yeah, did you really hate Trunks when he was born/growing up?
Vegeta:
I didn't hate the brat, just didn't like him!
PerfectCell17: Why not?
Vegeta: He was too young to train and all he did
was cry!
PerfectCell17: It really seemed like you hated him, but when you were Majin and sacrificed yourself you hugged
Trunks...
Vegeta: ...
PerfectCell17: That was so sweet, and so sad...
Vegeta: Hmph! He was my brat, what was I suppose
to do?!
PerfectCell17: So, you don't hate him?
Vegeta: Of course not!
PerfectCell17: Aww!
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17:
One more thing...
Rachel: *smooches Vegeta*
Vegeta: *backs away* What the hell!?
PerfectCell17: You just got smooched!
Vegeta:
Grr!
Rachel: *bows and leaves*
Vegeta: Atleast that girl showed me respect!
PerfectCell17: ...
Vegeta: Now that
that's over... *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Haha, Vegeta got smooched! Thanks for the questions!
Question 29:
ok hey vegeta!
um well like a couple of question dude....what was your fav planet you went to while working for freiza besides earth
and your home planet?
next question....what was your childhood like was it hoorivle ok or actually good?
well peace out i'm blowin dis pop stand ~andy-chan~
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun! More questions!
Vegeta: Dammit!
PerfectCell17: Oh come on!
Vegeta: Let's just get
this over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay! What was you favourite planet you went to while working for Frieza, besides Earth
and Vegetasei?
Vegeta: I don't have a 'favourite' planet! The only planet I actually like, well liked, was Vegetasei!
PerfectCell17:
What about Earth?
Vegeta: It's not too bad, but it's no Vegetasei!
PerfectCell17: Next, was you childhood horrible,
okay, or actually pretty good?
Vegeta: Well my home planet and race got destroyed, I got kidnapped by that bastard Frieza,
had to serve him for most of my life! What do you think!?
PerfectCell17: Okay, well that's all!
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17:
Poor Vegeta, such a tragic past...Oh well, thanks for the questions!
Question 30:
Hello again Prince Vegeta.
So... I have a few questions for you...
1.Can I be your friend?
2.*looks at your butt* Do you work out your bottom?
3.*examines Gravity Room* How does your GR work?
4.Do you really love your family?
5.In GT what was it like to have a mustache?
6.Do you like Transformers?
7.Do you think I'm cute? *wink wink*
8.What are some of your hobbies? (besides training!)
and...
9.*SMOOCH*!! (Okay that wasn't a question ...but still ^_^)
Arigatou! Goodbye my Prince.... *bows* *SMOOCH*!!
~Rachel "Bulma" C.
PerfectCell17: Yay! More questions!
Vegeta: *sarcastically* Oh, yay!
PerfectCell17: *sighs* Okay, will you
be Rachel's friend?
Vegeta: Hmph! I have no use for friends!
PerfectCell17: Do you work on your bottom?
Vegeta: No,
why would I?!
PerfectCell17: No comment....Anyways, how does your GR work?
Vegeta: Buttons and switches, how else?
PerfectCell17:
Do you really love your family?
Vegeta: *blushes slightly* They're okay, I guess...
PerfectCell17: In GT, what's it
like to have a mustache?
Vegeta: I don't know, no different!
PerfectCell17: I'm glad you shaved it off!
Vegeta: Hmph!
Why?
PerfectCell17: You look cuter without it!
Vegeta: O.o
PerfectCell17: Do you like Transformers?
Vegeta: Is
that another one of those TV shows?
PerfectCell17: I think so!
Vegeta: I've never seen it so I don't know if I like
it!
PerfectCell17: Do you think Rachel's cute?
Vegeta: Hmph, I don't think any females are 'cute'!
PerfectCell17:
What are some of your hobbies, besides training?
Vegeta: What is there to do besides train?
Rachel: *smooches Vegeta*
Vegeta:
O.O *backs away*
PerfectCell17: *chuckles*
Rachel: *bows* *smooches Vegeta*
Vegeta: O.O *floats up* Try to kiss me
now!
Rachel: *leaves*
Vegeta: *still floating*
PerfectCell17: You can come down now!
Vegeta: No! What if that
woman comes back!
PerfectCell17: *giggles*
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Wow, Vegeta almost looked, scared...Anyways,
thanks for the questions!
Question 30:
Konichiwa!Sorry I've been busy with stuff 'cuz on Sunday my rock Hiei passed away *starts crying* He was my best friend(him
and Master that is)!Oh well I managed to move on with life and I even got a new Hiei!It's that a while ago Hiei and another
rock had kids and I found 2 of his kids and I got 'em both now^^!I eat to much sugar oh well I got questions for both of ya
and yes Veggie-kun I'm back MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!Oh yeah one more thing, IT'S MAY 23(and 12:39 AM),IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yay
I'm 14, oh well 1st Vegeta! Vegeta, will you be my mommy? Will you be my husband? Can I sniff ya?Will you be my friend?Remember
when ya lend me money?Well, I think it was about $15 and I got the money here *gives Veggie-sama the money*.Will you
be my grandpa?How about my grandma?How about my big sister^^?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Inuyasha,
and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll sell ya to slavery!My friend that when you were 2 years old, your mommy took you to the land of the evil
bacon faries and you were kidnaped by the faries, but 2 years latter you mom found you and you were arested for the invoulentary
man slaughter of your slaves and now every Saturday the 14th you hear the faries saying "I'm gonna get you Vegeta" and you
wet the bed is that true?I love you, is that bad?Now for Master.My mom wants me to talk to ya on the phone so can you give
me your phone number?(don't post your phone number on your web-page, just e-mail it to me or somethin', but only if you want
to)A person who used to be a friend says that he reported spam on you, is that true or is he a lying retarded asshole?My mom
wants to meet your mom, is that possible?Will you hug my new pet rock Hiei?Will you snif my other new pet rock Ichigo?My mom
also wants me to send ya somethin' for your birthday(and so do I) so uhm would ya like an Inuyasha DVD?I can get ya episodes
1-55.I got a friend that says that she and Sesshoumaru have to kids together (both hanyous), so uhm, are ya mad at her or
Sesshoumaru?What do ya like better blood or anime?Is the last day of school at your school the same as mine (mine's on June
3rd and some countries end their school year at different days)?Is Veggie-kun wearin' a balerina costume?Are you still my
friend?I gotta go and sniff complete strangers and then kill people that hate Vegeta.Bye bye.Oh yeah one more thing, IT'S
THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!
 
PerfectCell17: Yay, more questions! And these ones are from Mental!
Vegeta: And you're happy about that?!
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: It must be your demon blood!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! Anyways, before I ask the questions I wanna say I'm sorry about Hiei and also, happy birthday to
Mental!
Vegeta: ...
PerfectCell17: 'Kay, now I'll start the questions! Will you be Mental's mommy?
Vegeta: No! I've already said that I will NEVER be anyones mother!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her husband?
Vegeta: No! One woman is enough!
PerfectCell17: I think she means instead of Bulma...
Vegeta: If I did ever get rid of the woman I sure as hell wouldn't want another one!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff ya?
Vegeta: O.o No! I am the Saiyan Prince, not a sniffing thing!
PerfectCell17: A sniffing thing?
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: Will you be her friend?
Vegeta: I still have no use for friends! Only punching bags!
PerfectCell17: Some things never change... Oh yeah, Mental has the money that you lent her! *gives Vegeta money*
Vegeta: *sticks money in random pocket*
PerfectCell17: Will you be Mental's grandpa?
Vegeta: No! I don't have any grand brats and I don't want any!
PerfectCell17: Grandma?
Vegeta: What did I just say?
PerfectCell17: *chuckles* Big sister?
Vegeta: Hell no!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Inu Yasha, and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental'll sell ya to slavery!
Vegeta: Ha! The Prince of all Saiyans sold to slavery!
PerfectCell17: Hey, it could happen...
Vegeta: NOT!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend says that when you were 2 years old, your mommy took you to the land of the evil
bacon faries and you were kidnaped by the faries, but 2 years latter you mom found you and you were arested for the invoulentary
man slaughter of your slaves and now every Saturday the 14th you hear the faries saying "I'm gonna get you Vegeta" and you
wet the bed is that true?
Vegeta: What?! I've NEVER been tp the land of evil bacon faries and I've NEVER wet the bed either!
PerfectCell17: Good for you, Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Mental loves you, is that bad?
Vegeta: Yes!
PerfectCell17: Why?
Vegeta: Because I don't need any humans or demons loving me!
PerfectCell17: Don't listen to him! It's not bed to be a Veggie lover!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: *sighs* The demons mother wants the demon to talk to you on the phone, so can you give her your phone number?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Vegeta: A person who use to be the demons friend says the he reported spam on you, is that true?
PerfectCell17: Not that I know of. But that damn baka was annoying the hell outta me, so I blocked him!
Vegeta: The demons mother wants to meet your mother, is that possible?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure.
Vegeta: Will you hug the demons new pet rock Hiei?
PerfectCell17: Yup! *hugs Hiei*
Vegeta: Will you sniff her other new pet rock Ichigo?
PerfectCell17: Sure! *sniffs Ichigo*
Vegeta: The demon and her mother want to send you something for your birthday, so would you like an Inu Yasha
DVD?
PerfectCell17: Um, sure.
Vegeta: The demon has a friend that says that she and Sesshoumaru two brats together, so are you mad at her or Sesshoumaru?
PerfectCell17: Nah!
Vegeta: What do you like better, blood or anime?
PerfectCell17: *thinks about it* Anime with blood in it! Like DBZ and Inu Yasha!
Vegeta: Is your last day of school the same as the demon, June 3?
PerfectCell17: No, we don't get out 'til the end of June. I'm not sure what day, but I hope it's before my birthday!
Vegeta: *growls* Am I wearing a balerina costume?
PerfectCell17: Sadly not yet, I can't get him to wear it...
Vegeta: *smirks*
PerfectCell17: But don't worry, I WILL find a way!
Vegeta: Ha! Are you still the demons friend?
PerfectCell17: Of course!
Vegeta: That was the last one! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Heh heh heh, I WILL get Veggie to wear that blaerina costume! Anyways, thanks for the questions!
Question 31:
Hi it's me Mental again.I got more questions for Master and Veggie-sama!And I also gotta tell Master that if you get
a phone call from someone lookin' for Shishio and the person who hates Hiei the most to come together and kill Hiei well ,
that ain't me I' m the person asking for Master, Veggie-kun, and Seto *starts do daydream*gomen I was daydreaming about meetin'
Seto^^.Well let's start with the questions 1st Vegeta.Mommy, can I call ya King Veggie?How 'bout Prince Veggie?Veggie-sama,
can I call ya Oji (the Japanese word for "prince") for the rest of your life?Will you be my mommy?Will you be my husband?Can
I kill Kakarot and give you the credit for killing him?Can I kill Bulma?Why don't ya want me to kill Bulma?Can I borrow a
dollar?Can I call you king-child?what would ya like for your birthday?Can I sniff ya?Are you maried?Do you got kids?WIll you
be my big sister?Veggie-kun, I got a friend that says that you and Bulma are always horny is that true?Hiei is always pissed
fo 'cuz demans aren't alowed to kill humans and he wants to kill 'em all now do ya like him?Can I sniff your hair?Am I still
your friend?My friend says that you and Naraku used to work at a McDonalds in New York and both of ya fell in love with each
other, but 5 months latter you found him trying to rape Sesshy so you got pissed of at him and left him for Bulma and
now he stalks you is that true?Can I kill Bra?Moooooooo!!!!!!!!!!Gomen I love saying random things^^.Can I kill a random person
with a chainsaw?Will you help me kill someone?I'll give ya eggrolls and dumplings^^.Now for Master.What would ya like for
your birthday?If you had to marry any anime character, who would ya marry?I'd marry Hiei (that's obvious of course).Are ya
happy that the end of the school year is coming soon?Can I kill my doctor?I never did compliment ya for your website right?Well
uh gomen I forget a lot of things^^'.I do love your website^^.I gotta start takin' my brain medicine right?Oh well who gives
a rats ass^^?.Why aren't demons allowed to kill humans?I must kill who ever made that law!What was the e-mail address
of the person who was annoying the hell out of ya that you mentioned on the last interview?I got a ki proof ballerina costume
in Veggie-kun's size.It's impossible for him to destroy it here I'll give it to you *gives Master Ballerina costume* now Veggie-sama
ain't gonna have an excuse not to put is on^^.What's the name of the newest episode of Inuyasha in Canada?I gotta know which
DVD's to get ya^^.Should I give your teachers a quick and painless, or slow and extremely painful death? I'm evil ain't I
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!I gotta go and get an airplane ticket so I can go to your school and kill random people bye
bye ^^.
Gomen I also forgot to ask Veggie-kun somethin' it was:
Can I sniff your shoe?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kneshin, Inuyasha, and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll kill Bulma!
Again Gomen nasai I forgot please add this t the other questions arigato now I'll stop bothering you bye bye again Sorry!
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PerfectCell17: Wow, two sets of questions from Mental in the same day!
Vegeta: Damn, I wanted to train for the rest of today!
PerfectCell17: You can always train tomorrow! And besides, this won't take that long!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Well anyways, mommy, can Mental call you King Veggie?
Vegeta: No! You can call me King Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: How about Prince Veggie?
Vegeta: No! Prince Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: Veggie-sama, can Mental call you Ouji for the rest of you life?
Vegeta: That she can call me!
PerfectCell17: Okay Ouji, will you be Mental's mommy?
Vegeta: Didn't we already go through this today!? I'm NOT a woman therefore I cannot be a mother!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her husband?
Vegeta: No! And I know the demon already asked that earlier!
PerfectCell17: So, she can ask as much as she wants! *sticks tongue out at Ouji*
Vegeta: Feh!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Kakarot and give you the credit?
Vegeta: No! If anyone kills Kakarot it'll be me!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Bulma?
Vegeta: Nobody is killing the woman!
PerfectCell17: Why don't you want her to kill Bulma?
Vegeta: Just because!
PerfectCell17: Oh, nice answer!
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Can Mental borrow a dollar?
Vegeta: Fine! Since she did pay me back! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call you king-child?
Vegeta: No! What happened to Ouji?
PerfectCell17: What would ya like for your birthday?
Vegeta: Too train alone all day with NO interruptions!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff ya?
Vegeta: NOT a sniffing thing, remember?!
PerfectCell17: *chuckles* Are you married?
Vegeta: Yes, to the woman!
PerfectCell17: Do you got any kids?
Vegeta: I have two brats!
PerfectCell17: Will you be Mental's big sister?
Vegeta: NO! I'm not a female!
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun, Mental has a friend that says that you and Bulma are always horny, is that true?
Vegeta: That's none of your business, demon!
PerfectCell17: Hiei is always pissed off 'cause demons aren't alowed to kill humans and he wants to kill 'em all
now do ya like him?
Vegeta: He doesn't seem too bad! He's better than Kakarot forsure!
PerfectCell17: Isn't everyone? Can Mental sniff you hair?
Vegeta: No sniffing the Ouji!!
PerfectCell17: Is Mental still your friend?
Vegeta: She never was!
PerfectCell17: What about me?
Vegeta: You were never my friend either! I have no use for friends!
PerfectCell17: Mentals friend says that you and Naraku used to work at a McDonalds in New York and both of ya fell in
love with each other, but 5 months later you found him trying to rape Sesshy so you got pissed of at him and left him
for Bulma and now he stalks you, is that true?
Vegeta: What!? I'm not gay, so obviously not!
PerfectCell17: *sniffles* Poor Sesshy...Anyways, can mental kill Bra?
Vegeta: NO!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill a random person with a chainsaw?
Vegeta: *smirks* Go for it.
PerfectCell17: Will you help her kill someone?
Vegeta: As much as I'd like to kill some pathetic human, the woman would kill me!
PerfectCell17: Mental'll give ya eggrolls and dumplings!
Vegeta: Hmmm *thinks about it* No, the woman would kill me.
PerfectCell17: Now for me!
Vegeta: *groans* What would you like for your birthday?
PerfectCell17: Um, I don't care. You don't have to get me anything.
Vegeta: If you had to marry any anime character, who would you marry?
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: O.o *backs away*
PerfectCell17: *giggles*
Vegeta: Are you happy that the end of the school year is coming soon?
PerfectCell17: Hell yeah!
Vegeta: Can the demon kill her doctor?
PerfectCell17: Sure, why not?
Vegeta: The demon says she loves your site.
PerfectCell17: Thanks!
Vegeta: Why aren't demons allowed to kill humans?
PerfectCell17: I don't know, but it's not fair!
Vegeta: What was the e-mail address of the person who was annoying the hell out of you that you mentioned on the
last interview?
PerfectCell17: Not too sure, I deleted the messages, but it was something like Final@myway.com or somethin' like that! The persons name was Duane! Vegeta: Grr! The demon said she has a ki proof balerina costume! *tries to rip costume*
PerfectCell17: *takes costume from Veggie*
Vegeta: I'm not wearing it!
PerfectCell17: We'll just see about that...
Vegeta: What's the name of the newest Inu Yasha episode in Canada?
PerfectCell17: Not sure, I'll have to get back to you on that!
Vegeta: Should the demon kill your teachers fast and painless or or slow and extremely painful?
PerfectCell17: Slow and painful, just like school was this year! Also, Ouji can Mental sniff your shoe?
Vegeta: NO SNIFFING!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakuso, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Inu Yasha, and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental'll kill Bulma!
Vegeta: Sh can try! Now, is that all?
PerfectCell17: *nodds*
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Hmmm, now I got the balerina costume, all I have to do is get Ouji in it! Anyways, thanks for the questions!
Question 32:
 Hi it's arctic again!!!
Do not be fooled by name, I am actually another Saiyan, is it you vegeta or is it hard to bileve!!
Here is your question and riddle:
The riddle is first: Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
Questions 1,2,3,4:
1) my best freiend said your gay is that true
2)Why did Kakarot sacrifice himself when he battled Cell
3) do you want to come to download with me
And finally
4) I Wish you were my dad because my dad hates the guts of me
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun! More questions!
Vegeta: So soon?
PerfectCell17: What do you mean so soon?! It's been like a week!
Vegeta: Like I said, that's too soon!
PerfectCell17: *sighs* Anyways, Acrtic Cold has a riddle for you! Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
Vegeta: *smirks* They're both easy to blast!
PerfectCell17: Are you saying that from experience?
Vegeta: *smirks*
PerfectCell17: I'll take that as a yes. Okay, question one, Arctic's best friend said you're gay, is that true?
Vegeta: What the hell is with these bakas saying I'm gay!? I'm married to the woman, isn't that proof that I'm NOT!?
PerfectCell17: Well I believe you Vegeta! Why did Kakarot sacrifice himself when he battled Cell?
Vegeta: Beacuse he's a baka! All he accomplished was killing himself!
PerfectCell17: Do you want to come to download with Acrtic?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Arctic wishes you were her dad .
Vegeta: That isn't a question, it's a wish! And if you want something to be done about it ask Shenron, not me! But don't
get any ideas!
PerfectCell17: Well that's all from Acrtic! Thanks and feel free to ask Veggie more!
Vegeta: Can I go now?
PerfectCell17: No, you still have more to answer!
Vegeta: *sighs*
Question 33:
Hi I read your fanfictions i thought they were GRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!
Here's my questions for vegeta: Why don't Saiyans have last names and waht does bonding meen and why do you go
Oozaru when there is a full moon and why is Kakarot so stupid, Why do you help goku in battle, why did Frieza aka that interloaper
destroy the Saiyan race, what does baka meen, why did you hate frieza so much, why do you wanna kill kakarot, do you like
Slipknot, what's your favourite colour, why did your dad take on Frieza when he knew he would get killed, when's
your birthday, will you get me a birthday presant, wil you say hi to my dad for me, why did you marry bulma, what is so special
about your kids, do you like cherryade, whta your favourite band, can I get lessons to speak Saiyan pleeze, what was your
child life like when you were on Planet Vegeta with your dad?
I think that is it........No wait my brother Frieza wants to ask something...
Hey it's me Frieza.. The freaky gay guy, Why did you die when i shot you?
That will be all.
PerfectCell17: Okay, these are the last set of questions for now!
Vegeta: Bout time!
PerfectCell17: What are you talking about? It's only been 1 set!
Vegeta: So!
PerfectCell17: *sigh* Anyways, why don't Saiyan's have last names?
Vegeta: Because they're pointless! All that really matters is the first name!
PerfectCell17: What does bonding mean?
Vegeta: In what sense? Human bonding and Saiyan bonding are very different.
PerfectCell17: Saiyan bonding, baka!
Vegeta: Hmph! Saiyan bonding is basically Saiyan courting or mating.
PerfectCell17: Why do you go Oozaru when the moon's full?
Vegeta: Because our tails react with the blutz waves being transmitted from the moon.
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Why is Kakarot so stupid?
Vegeta: He was raised on Earth, what more do you need?
PerfectCell17: Excuse me!? I was raised on Earth and I'm NOT stupid!
Vegeta: Speak for yourself!
PerfectCell17: *growls* Why do you help Kakarot in battle?
Vegeta: Because that baka would get the planet blown up without me!
PerfectCell17: Why didn't that damn lizard Frieza destroy the Saiyan race?
Vegeta: Because he knew that the Saiyans would one day be stronger than him and he didn't want that to happen! Damn coward!
PerfectCell17: What does baka mean?
Vegeta: Basically it means idiot!
PerfectCell17: Why did you hate the lizard so much?
Vegeta: That damn bastard destroyed my home planet, race and enslaved me for most of my life!
PerfectCell17: Why do you wanna kill Kakarot?
Vegeta: Because he's a pathetic excuse for a Saiyan!
PerfectCell17: Do you like Slipknot?
Vegeta: What's that?
PerfectCell17: Baka, it's a band, you know, music?
Vegeta: Hmph, I don't listen to Earth music!
PerfectCell17: Anyways, what's your favourite colour?
Vegeta: Navy blue!
PerfectCell17: Why did King Vegeta take on Frieza when he knew he would get killed?
Vegeta: He wanted to try and stop that lizard, even though he knew he wouldn't be able to.
PerfectCell17: Very noble. When's your birthday?
Vegeta: It's was in a month that was only on Vegeta-sei.
PerfectCell17: Will you get Smirthwait a birthday present?
Vegeta: Hmph! I don't get why Earthlings make such a big deal about the day they were born!
PerfectCell17: Will you say hi to Smirthwaits dad?
Vegeta: What am I, a messenger?!
PerfectCell17: Why did you marry Bulma?
Vegeta: Actually we aren't married the Saiyan way, but we married the Earth way because she's my mate.
PerfectCell17: What is so special about your kids?
Vegeta: Hmph, they're the desendants of the great Saiyajin no Ouji!
PerfectCell17: Uh huh....Do you like cherryade?
Vegeta: Gah! No!
PerfectCell17: What's your favourite band?
Vegeta: I don't have a favourite band!
PerfectCell17: Can Smirthwait get lessons to speak Saiyago?
Vegeta: Hmph! Yundou sni fiye ihgef!
PerfectCell17: What the hell?!
Vegeta: You should know what that means!
PerfectCell17: Well I don't I never learned to speak Saiyago! Anyways, will you teach Smithwait?
Vegeta: No, the language is only to be spoken by Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: What about quarter Saiyans?
Vegeta: If they have Saiyan blood!
PerfectCell17: Yay! What was your childhood like with your tousan on Vegeta-sei?
Vegeta: I don't remember, that bastard took my away from my father when I was still young.
PerfectCell17: Uh Frieza wants to know why you died when he shot you?
Vegeta: *growls* Because you shot me through the heart, bastard!
PerfectCell17: Well that's all the questions for now!
Vegeta: Good! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Oh well, thanks for the questions!
Question 34:
 Hello Vegeta!Whats up! my brother Frieza wants you to marry him! will you marry him or not scuzz I don't want him to beat me up!
Here are my Evil Questions..#
1) I am a Saiyan do you belive me.
2) Will you go out with me
3)Can you lend me £45.00 please
4) Do you know why Frieza is a bit Creepy
5) Did you know that Frieza is a Transexual
PerfectCell17: *drags Vegeta in by ear*
Vegeta: Let me go! *goes Super Saiyan*
PerfectCell17: *let's go*
Vegeta: What the hell did you do that for!?
PerfectCell17: *snickers* So I could get you to answer more questions!
Vegeta: You know, you're really starting to remind me of Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: WHAT!? You'll pay for that!
Vegeta: Like you can do anything to me!
PerfectCell17: You just wait...Anyways, you have more questions!
Vegeta: *sighs*
PerfectCell17: First one, *starts laughing* will you marry the lizard, Frieza?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* Nani?! Hell no, I'll kill that bastard!
PerfectCell17: He's already dead!
Vegeta: *smirks* Oh yeah..
PerfectCell17: Okay, Smirthwait's a Saiyan, do you believe it?
Vegeta: No, there were only a few remaining Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: But you didn't know that I was part Saiyan either!
Vegeta: Well that Smirthwait may be part Saiyan, but I doubt full Saiyan!
PerfectCell17: Will you go out with her?
Vegeta: What the hell's up with these onna's wanting to go out with me!?
PerfectCell17: Is that a yes or a no?
Vegeta: A no, baka!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! Will you lend Smirthwait --
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: But I didn't even get to finish the question!
Vegeta: Let me guess, she wants to borrow money?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Do you know why the lizard is a bit creepy?
Vegeta: I don't know!
PerfectCell17: Did you know that Frieza is a Transexual?
Vegeta: I figured that, through the years working for that bastard!
PerfectCell17: Well that's all of 'em!
Vegeta: Good! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Damn, I need to learn how to fly, anyways, thanks for the questions!
Question 35:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Hi I'm Mental and I'm back and here to ask ya more questions. I got a few to ask and my brain's
in pain right now so I gotta be careful. 1st questions goes to Veggie-kun. My friend says that you're Bulma's bitch is that
true? Can I sniff ya? Will you lend me $300 for my birthday party that my mom wants to celebrate? Will you be my mommy? Can
I call ya Veggie-kun princess of all bacon? Are you still my friend? Are you wearing your tutu? Do I make ya wanna kill
yourself? Will you sniff my TV? Can I hug you? Do you think that I'm evil? Do you think that Master's evil? Will you be my
husband? Oji, why does the shrimp that my mom's cooking smell so good? Fuzzy, will you be Master's mommy? Fairy, will you
be Master's husband? Mommy, can I cook Trunks alive? Can I sell Kakarot to slavery? Who's your best friend? How crazy am I?
Can I sniff ya? How crazy is Master? Will you buy me a snake? Watch Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Yu-Gi-Oh
or I'll send ya a snake to your house and I know where you live! Why does the juice that I'm drinking taste like alcohol?
Will you force Inu-kun and Sesshy-kun to be my cousins? Can I call you Fuzzy man? Will you eat lunch with me? Will you eat
lunch with Master? Are you still my mommy? Now for Master. Does your mom ask you who I am? Does your mom ask why a person
from a different country and in a different time zone call? Do you wanna know my real name? (I can't tell ya my real name
online the damn police checks on my e-mails and who I chat online with) Can I sniff Prince Veggie? Can I sniff you? Can I
keep Inuyasha in my closet? Where'd ya find Veggie-kun? Can I kill Kikyo? I found your teachers, but I'm having all my movement
monitored by a weird body guard. I found Naraku and I send 'im to you for no reason are ya mad? I'm bored are you? Is Veggie-kun
my mommy? Is Veggie my friend? Is Veggie-sama an evil mutated tooth fairy? Is it true that 3 years ago, Vegeta worked as a
ballet teacher, but 4 months later for no reason he was forbidden to teach ballet and since then he dreams about teaching
ballet again? Can I kill random people with a chainsaw? I gotta go and kill people who refuse to let me sniff 'em *takes
out random chainsaw* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye bye ^^.
 
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PerfectCell17: *dargs Vegeta in by hair*
Vegeta: *pulls away* What the hell was that for?!
PerfectCell17: So I could get you to answer your questions!
Vegeta: You mean I have MORE?!
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Vegeta: *groans*
PerfectCell17: Okay, Mental's friend says that you're Bulma's bitch, is that true?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* WHAT?! I am NOT the woman's 'bitch'!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff ya?
Vegeta: No! Nobody can sniff the Saiyan Prince!
PerfectCell17: Will you lend Mental $300 for her birthday party that her mom wants to celebrate?
Vegeta: No, I'm always lending that demon money!
PerfectCell17: But she pays you back!
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her mommy?
Vegeta: How many times do I have to say that I will NEVER be ANYONES mother!?
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Can Mental call ya Veggie-kun Princess of all bacon?
Vegeta: No! I'm a prince not a princess, and I'm the Saiyan Prince, NOT the Bacon Prince!
PerfectCell17: Are you still Mental's friend?
Vegeta: Was I ever?
PerfectCell17: Are you wearing your tutu?
Vegeta: Hmph! I'm not wearing that tutu!
PerfectCell17: Oh yes you will!
Vegeta: Ha! Just try it!
PerfectCell17: Does Mental make you wanna kill yourself?
Vegeta: No, but it's pretty damn close!
PerfectCell17: Will you siff Mental's TV?
Vegeta: No! I'm a Saiyan, not a demon, so I don't sniff things!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental hug you?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Do you think that Mental's evil?
Vegeta: Yes, her and her damn questions!
PerfectCell17: Do you think that I'm evil?
Vegeta: Yes! You're worse than the demon for making me answer these questions!
PerfectCell17: Yay! Will you be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: No, I already have a woman!
PerfectCell17: Ouji, why does the shrimp that Mental's mom's cooking smell so good?
Vegeta: Because it's food!
PerfectCell17: Fuzzy, will you be my mommy?
Vegeta: No, I am NOT a mommy! And my name's NOT Fuzzy!
PerfectCell17: Fairy, will you be my husband? (Sounds like I proposed! lol)
Vegeta: NO! I have a woman already! And stop with the damn nicknames!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, can Mental cook Trunks alive?
Vegeta: Hmph, that brat wouldn't let you!
PerfectCell17: Can she sell Kakarot to slavery?
Vegeta: *smirks* Go for it!
PerfectCell17: Who is your best friend?
Vegeta: My gravity chamber!
PerfectCell17: Uh huh...How crazy is Mental?
Vegeta: VERY crazy!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff ya?
Vegeta: Grrr! NO SNIFFING!
PerfectCell17: How crazy am I?
Vegeta: Pretty close to as crazy as the demon is!
PerfectCell17: Yay! Will you buy Mental a snake?
Vegeta: No, I'm not buying the demon anything!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental'll send a snake to
your house and she knows where you live!
Vegeta: Like I'm scared of a snake!
PerfectCell17: Will you force Inu-kun and Sesshy-kun to be Mental's cousins?
Vegeta: No, if you want them to be your cousins then you force them!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental call you Fuzzy Man?
Vegeta: What happened to Ouji!?
PerfectCell17: Will you eat lunch with Mental?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Will you eat lunch with me?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Are you still Mental's mommy?
Vegeta: Grr! NO!
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: *sighs* Does your mom ask who the demon is?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Does your mom ask why a person from a different country and in a different time zone calls?
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Vegeta: Do you wanna know the demon's real name?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Vegeta: Can the demon sniff me?
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^
Vegeta: No! Can the demon sniff you?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Vegeta: Can the demon keep InuYasha in her closet?
PerfectCell17: Go for it! ^_^
Vegeta: Where'd you find me?
PerfectCell17: I found him at the beach playing volleyball with Kakarot!
Vegeta: What!?
PerfectCell17: It's true! You wanna ask Kakarot?
Vegeta: Hmph! Can the demon kill Kikyo?
PerfectCell17: Please!
Vegeta: The demon found Naraku and sent him to you, are you mad?
PerfectCell17: Nope, I was lookin' for Naraku!
Vegeta: The demons bored, are you?
PerfectCell17: Yeah, since Bakura wouldn't let me braid his hair!
Vegeta: Am I the demon's mother?
PerfectCell17: Yupper!
Vegeta: WHAT?! Am I an evil mutated tooth fairy?
PerfectCell17: Not sure, but probably!
Vegeta: I am NOT a tooth fairy! Is it true that 3 years ago I worked as a ballet teacher, but 4 months later for
no reason I was forbidden to teach ballet and since then I dream about teaching ballet again?
PerfectCell17: O.o No comment...
Vegeta: Hmph! Can the demon kill random people with a chainsaw?
PerfectCell17: Hell yeah! Die humans! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Vegeta: O.O
PerfectCell17: Ahem!
Vegeta: That was the last question! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Damn him! Just wait until he's stuck in a tutu! Mwahahahahahaha! *ahem* Thanks for the questions!
Question 36:
YAY More Questions!!!
Why wont you marry Frieza he really is a cool guy, Will you be my dad please because my dad hates me, will you
tell Francesca Parkinson to be nice to me, why don't you like cherryade, do you like soccor, what is your favourite chesse,
will you give me a game of chess, will you tell my dad to let me go to a disco, will you be my best Friend, can I have your
phone number, Does Kakarot suck at soccor,
Your Dad wants to ask you a question:
King Vegeta: Hi Son, how is life on Planet Earth being dead is no fun.
Arctic:Is That all
King Vegeta: NO YOU FOOL
Arctic:no need to shout...
King Vegeta: why diddn't you marry A SAIYAN
PerfectCell17: More questions, Veggie-chan!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Okay, Arctic asks, why won't you marry the damn lizard Frieza?
Vegeta: Becuase that damn bastard destroyed Vegeta-sei and the Saiyan race! Also, that bastards a male!
PerfectCell17: Will you be Arctic's dad?
Vegeta: No! I already have two brats!
PerfectCell17: Will you tell Francesca Parkinson to be nice to Arctic?
Vegeta: No, if you wanna do something about it blast her!
PerfectCell17: Why don't you like cherryade?
Vegeta: It's disgusting!
PerfectCell17: Do you like soccer?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: What is your favourite cheese?
Vegeta: I don't know!
PerfectCell17: Will you give Arctic a game of chess?
Vegeta: No, but I'll give her a spar! *smirks*
PerfectCell17: Will you tell Arctic's dad to let her go to a disco?
Vegeta: Hmph, if he won't let you blast him!
PerfectCell17: Will you be Arctic's best friend?
Vegeta: I have no use for friends!
PerfectCell17: Can Arctic have your phone number?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Does Kakarot suck at soccer?
Vegeta: I've never seen the baka play!
PerfectCell17: Uh, King Vegeta asks how's life on planet Earth?
Vegeta: Not nearly as good as Vegeta-sei!
PerfectCell17: Also, King Vegeta asks why didn't you marry a Saiyan?
Vegeta: The only full blooded Saiyan left was Kakarot and I'll be damned if I marry that baka!
PerfectCell17: Okay, that's all for now!
Vegeta: About time! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: *sigh* Thanks for the questions!
Question 37:
hi it is me
Do you want a game of soccor Veggie-kun, will you ask perfectcell17 when she will finish her fanfiction called Slumber
Party, can I get your autograph, will you yell at Kakarot please, will you buy a book on 'how to torture Kakarot', will you
be my brother because I don't want frieza to be my brother aymore, when you die will you beat up Frieza, what is your worst
childhood memory, how old are you, i can speak saiyan do you belive me, what does Yundou sni fiye ihgef mean, can Frieza sing,
what's your favourite car, will you free me from my brother's torture, what is soo cool about Bulma, do you speak spanish?
My cousin Ginyu wants to ask you something
holah gwapa, bo selecta, ok enough with the spanish, why do you have a problem with Frieza and my ginyu force,
and your dad, and kakarot.
auf wierdersen
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun, get your ass over here!
Vegeta: What do you want?!
PerfectCell17: More questions!
Vegeta: Already!?
PerfectCell17: Yup! Okay, Arctic asks if you want a game of soccer?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: Will you ask me when I'm gonna finish my 'Slumber Party' fic?
Vegeta: *rolls eyes* When are you going to finish your 'Slumber Party' fic?
PerfectCell17: Not sure, but I do try to add atleast one chapter per week!
Vegeta: Is that the fic where you force me to play idiotic games in hell?
PerfectCell17: Yup! Anyways, can Arctic get your autograph?
Vegeta: No, I do not give out autographs!
PerfectCell17: Will you please yell at Kakarot?
Vegeta: *smirks* You don't even have to ask! I yell at that baka everyday!
PerfectCell17: Will you buy a book on 'How to Torture Kakarot?'
Vegeta: No, I don't need a book!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her brother 'cause she don't want Frieza to be her brother anymore?
Vegeta: No, I'm an only child and I want to stay that way!
PerfectCell17: When you die will you beat up Frieza?
Vegeta: If I go to hell I will torture that lizard every chance I get!
PerfectCell17: What is your worst childhood memory?
Vegeta: All the years I was with Frieza!
PerfectCell17: How old are you?
Vegeta: How should I know!?
PerfectCell17: O.o Uh, because people usually keep track of how old they are...
Vegeta: Well I don't bother!
PerfectCell17: Well ya should! Anyways, Arctic says she can speak Saiyago, do you believe her?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: What does 'Yundou sni fiye ihgef' mean?
Vegeta: If you can speak Saiyago you should know!
PerfectCell17: Can Frieza sing?
Vegeta: He thinks he can, but he can't!
PerfectCell17: What's your favourite car?
Vegeta: Who cares when you can fly?
PerfectCell17: Will you free Arctic from her brothers torture?
Vegeta: No!
PerfectCell17: What's so cool about Bulma?
Vegeta: I never said anything was 'cool' about the woman!
PerfectCell17: Do you speak spanish?
Vegeta: No, only english, japanese and Saiyago!
PerfectCell17: Okay, Arctic's cousin Ginyu want to ask you why you have a problem with Frieza, his Ginyu Force,
your dad, and Kakarot?
Vegeta: I don't a problem with my father and I hate the others because they're bakas!
PerfectCell17: Nice answer...
Vegeta: Is that all?!
PerfectCell17: Yup!
Vegeta: Good! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: *sigh* Thanks for the questions!
Question 38:
Bonjour vegeta!!
Here are my evil questions:
Why diddn't you get to beat up cell, did you know that your mother is me, did you yell at kakrot today, do you know who
kurt cobain is, why can't yuo do the kamehameha technique, do you want me to teach you spainish
adios. luv Arctic
PerfectCell17: Hey Veggie, miss me?
Vegeta: Hmph, what do you think?!
PerfectCell17: I think you did!
Vegeta:
Then you're even dumber than you look!
PerfectCell17: Say what you want, but I know the truth!
Vegeta: Whatever, why
I am here anyways?!
PerfectCell17: More questions, why else?
Vegeta: Hmph, people haven't stopped writing those?
PerfectCell17:
Nope!
Vegeta: Well let's get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay, Arctic asks why you didn't get to beat up Cell?
Vegeta:
That baka was too strong back then, I just wish I had the chance now!
PerfectCell17: Did you know that your mother is Arctic?
Vegeta:
*cocks eyebrow* That's not true! My mother died on Vegeta-sei!
PerfectCell17: Did you yell at Kakarot today?
Vegeta:
Of course, I yell at the moron everyday!
PerfectCell17: Do you know who Kurt Cobain is?
Vegeta: No, and I have no desire
to.
PerfectCell17: You really need to learn human culture...
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Why can't you do the Kamehameha?
Vegeta:
Because I don't wish to have the same technique as Kakarot and his earth friends!
PerfectCell17: Do you want Arctic to
teach you spanish?
Vegeta: No, I don't need anymore human languages!
PerfectCell17: Well that's all!
Vegeta: Finally!
PerfectCell17:
Thanks for the questions!
Question 39:
Hi!
I happened to come across your website from FanFiction.net. [And may I say that I love your stories, 'Luck of the
Draw' and 'Slumber Party'!] Um, anyway, I saw this and decided to write good 'ol Vegeta!
Question One: Are you and Goku
friends in your opinion?
Question Two: What's your favorite color?
Question Three: Why don't you make Bra train but
you make Trunks train?
That's all the questions I have for now! Hope you answer me soon Veggie! *snickers*
Later!
--DBZAngelX aka PurePurpleAngel
PerfectCell17: Oh Veggie-kun, more questions!
Vegeta: Dammit!
PerfectCell17: Okay, let's get started! Are you and
Kakarot friends in your opinion?
Vegeta: Hmph, Kakarot and I are not friends! He is nothing more than a servant!
PerfectCell17:
Wow, a servant that doesn't serve....
Vegeta: Shut up, tri-breed!
PerfectCell17: Next, what's your favourite colour?
Vegeta:
Blue, like my training clothes.
PerfectCell17: And finally, why do you make Trunks train and not Bra?
Vegeta: What's
the point, the girl couldn't get as strong as the boy!
PerfectCell17: Wow, and you're a supportive father!
Vegeta: *glares*
That was the last one, right?
PerfectCell17: Yupper!
Vegeta: Good! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Thanks for the questions!
Question 40:
Hello, Susie, prince of all BBQ's. Hello PerfectCell17, how are you today? No, it is not mental but I will use her nicknames
to annoy the Ouji.
Vegeta questions:
1) Veggie-kun, the enchanted mermaid, what would you do if the gravity room blew
up and couldn't be fixed?
2) Heve you ever danced the Macrena?
3) Have you ever died, and if so, how many times?
4)
I know a demon named loony, and she wants to know if you'll ever kill Kakarot. So will you? Or will he best you, again? I
hope not, I hate him.
5) Do people annoy you? If so, why?
6) How many years have you lived on Earth?
7) Is it
true that you once mistook Bra for Bulma and started to kiss her and when you about to take her to your bedroom, you fianlly
realized who it was?
8) Why do you love food?
9) Were you Freeza's slave?
10) Have you ever harbored thoughts
about a secret realationship with Kakarot?
11) Were you and Nappa lovers, but then Nappa cheated on you with Raditz which
is why you killed Nappa?
12) Were you and Raditz ever lovers, but then Raditz and Nappa went out which is why you killed
Nappa?
13) Have you ever heard Kakarot sing Barney?
14) Why do you anser the questions?
15) Last one for you Vegatable,
is it true that Trunks' first word was Vegetable, and he was refering to you at the time?
PerfectCell17's Questions:
1)
Not as many as Vegetable, but there's a few. What's your favorite color?
2) Why haven't you forced Fairy to wear the ballerina
costume yet?
3) What's your favorite fanfic on ff.net? Mine's One Kiss, a Trunks and Pan fic.
4) Have you ever heard
of Chuquita? If you have, can you tell Veggie-head about his "Non-Platonic" relationship with Kakarot?
5) Last one, sorry
there aren't as many for you, but have you ever wnated to harm Vegeta for being such a pain at times?
-Letgo
PerfectCell17: Wow, three sets of questions in a row! Fun, huh?
Vegeta: Yeah, fun...
PerfectCell17: Okay, first,
Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid, what would you do if the gravity room blew up and couldn't be fixed?
Vegeta: Train outside,
or in space.
PerfectCell17: *giggles* Have you ever danced the Maracena?
Vegeta: What?! The Saiyajin no Ouji does NOT
dance!
PerfectCell17: That's not what Bulma says...
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Have you ever died, of so how many
times?
Vegeta: I've died twice, once at the hands of that bastard Frieza, and the second time against Majin Buu.
PerfectCell17:
I cried both times!
Vegeta: Shows how weak you are!
PerfectCell17: Hmphers! Anyways, Letgo knows a demon named Loony
and she wants to know if you'll ever kill Kakarot, so will you? Or will he beat you, again?
Vegeta: Hmph, I could kill
that baka, but then I'd get bored, he's the strongest person I have to spar with.
PerfectCell17: Do people annoy you, if
so why?
Vegeta: Yes people annoy me, especially 'fangirls'!
PerfectCell17: Aww, am I a fangirl, Veggie?
Vegeta: What
do you think?!
PerfectCell17: Yay! How many years have you lived on Earth?
Vegeta: I don't know, I didn't count the
damn years!
PerfectCell17: You always remember the important stuff...
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Okay, Is
it true that you once mistook Bra for Bulma and started to kiss her and when you about to take her to your bedroom, you fianlly
realized who it was?
Vegeta: What?! Nothing of the sort ever happened!
PerfectCell17: Why do you love food?
Vegeta:
I'm a Saiyan, need I say more?
PerfectCell17: Were you Frieza's slave?
Vegeta: Hmph, that bastard liked to call me that,
but the Saiyan Prince was never a slave!
PerfectCell17: Just a royal servant?
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: *giggles*
Have you ever harbored thoughts about a secret relationship with Kakarot?
Vegeta: I've said it a dozen time, I do NOT like
males!
PerfectCell17: Were you and Nappa lovers, but then Nappa cheated on you with Raditz, which is why you killed Nappa?
Vegeta:
WHAT?! I never was a 'lover' to that bald moron! And for the last time, I'M NOT GAY!
PerfectCell17: Sheesh! Were you and
Raditz lovers, but Raditz and Nappa went out which is why you killed Nappa?
Vegeta: I am NOT even going to bother answering
that one!
PerfectCell17: Somebody's grumpy today...
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Moving on, have you ever heard
Kakarot sing Barney?
Vegeta: *smirks* That baka was singing it when I went to spar with him one day...he blamed it on his
second brat!
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Why do you answer these questions?
Vegeta: Because of the damn tri-breed making
me!
PerfectCell17: Damn straight! Last one Vegetable! Is it true that Trunks' first word was Vegetable, and he was referring
to you?
Vegeta: Damn humans, just have to keep bringing that up!
PerfectCell17: So it's true?!
Vegeta: ...
PerfectCell17:
*laughing insanely*
Vegeta: Is that them all, girl?!
PerfectCell17: Now, it's my turn!
Vegeta: Damn, what's your
favourite colour?
PerfectCell17: Black and blood red!
Vegeta: *curses* Why haven't you forced me to wear the ballerina
costume yet?
PerfectCell17: 'Cause Veggie's a tricky dude when he wants to be!
Vegeta: Of course. What's your favourite
fanfic off ff.net?
PerfectCell17: Hmmm, not sure, I love Chuquita's stories!
Vegeta: Have you ever heard of Chuquita?
If you have can you tell me about my *cocks eyebrow* 'non-platonic' relationship with Kakarot?
PerfectCell17: *giggles*
Ah, the joys of Chuey! *tells Vegeta all about Chuey's fics*
Vegeta: What?! The future me made Kakarot my princess?!
PerfectCell17:
Yup, and the present you seems to be gettin' pretty close to Kakarot, like the 'platonic' rubbing!
Vegeta: Damn, if I ever
see this Chiquita girl, I'm going to send her to--
PerfectCell17: Don't even say it! If you hurt Chu, I'll hurt you!
Vegeta:
And how will you do that?!
PerfectCell17: Uh...good question! I don't know, but I'll think of a way!
Vegeta: Sure you
will... Anyways, have you ever wanted to harm me for being such a pain some times?
PerfectCell17: Hell yeah, he pisses
me off sometimes!
Vegeta: *smirks* Well that's the last one, I'm out of here! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Now's one of
those times! Anyways, thanks for the questions! ^_^
Question 41:
Hello Veggie-kun I'm back and I'm here to stay. I got a lot of questions, my 1st victim, VEGGIE-KUN!!!!!! Will you be
my mommy? do you want me to stop eating your hair? Hangin' out.... down the steet ... the same old thing ... we did last week
... not a thing to do ... but talk to you... we're all all right, we're all all right...... HELLO WISCONSIN!!!! Gomen I'm
whatching "That 70's Show". Can I lick you? I got classes to improve my English grammar did they work? They better I did this
to I can come closser to graduating. Are you a virgin? If you were a man bird for a day what would you do? If you were a man
for a day what would you do? Besides kill yourself and Kakarot what sould you do if you were married to Kakarot for a day?
Can I sniff ya? Are you pregnant? Whatch Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll tell Bulma that your pregnant!
Uhm, Fuzz man, I accidentaly ran over Trunks and killed him when I was leaving the driveway, will you forgive me? Do ya whatch
"That 70's Show"? Are you horny for your son? What kind of pervert are you? I'm the kind that can get away with telling my
teachers how to perform oral sex correctly and get away with it 'cuz they think I'm on extacy^^. I can also make anythig sound
perverted. For example: There's a teather at tis school named Ms. Dick. Imagine her 1st name was Harry. Who's
your favorite character on Friends? Who's your favorite character on That 70's show? Am I allowed to flirt with my teachers?
Am I allowed to maike perverted jokes with them? do you whatch Mad TV? Now for Master. Why are ya movin'? can you tell me
what's the name of your new school? I gotta know so I can kill all your teachers. Is it true that Veggie-kun has sexual fantasies
about Kakarot? Is downloading music of the internet for free a sin? How come I've been charged with atempted murder al least
13 times this month, yet I'm still so religeous? Is it true that Veggie-kun turns into an evil retarded monkey with herpies
and the only antidote is sniffing Trunks's ass? Can youb ask Susie princess of all BBQ what Trunks's ass smell like? Is it
true that Veggie-kun tried out for the part of Monica Gellar from Friends, but he was to bitchy for the part? I gotta go and
find Seto; he ran away. Bye bye ^^.
| I hope your new house don't suck ass!!!! |  
(look I found your name)
PerfectCell17: Oh, Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: What the hell do you want now?!
PerfectCell17: More questions, and guess what?
Vegeta:
What?!
PerfectCell17: They're from Mental, she's back! ^_^
Vegeta: That's a good thing?!
PerfectCell17: Yupper, 'cause
that means more torture for you!
Vegeta: I thought you liked me!
PerfectCell17: I do, but like I said, you're bugable!
Vegeta:
Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Okie dokie, first question, will you be Mental's mommy?
Vegeta: No already! How many times is she
going to ask?!
PerfectCell17: Do you want Mental to stop eating your hair?
Vegeta: O.o What the hell?! I don't want
her 'eating' any part of me!
PerfectCell17: What about licking, can she lick you?
Vegeta: Dammit, haven't we covered
this already?! No licking either!
PerfectCell17: Mental got classes to improve her English grammar, did they work?
Vegeta:
I don't know, she still talks the same!
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Are you a virgin?
Vegeta: What?! How in the hell can
I have two brats and still be a virgin?!
PerfectCell17: If you were a man bird for a day what would you do?
Vegeta:
Kill myself!
PerfectCell17: ...Anyways, *giggles* if you were a man for a day, what would you do?
Vegeta: What do you
mean 'if I was a man'?! I am one, need I prove it?!
PerfectCell17: *smirks* Yup!
Vegeta: O.O I wasn't really going to!
PerfectCell17:
Awww! Anyways, besides kill yourself and Kakarot, what would you do if you were married to Kakarot for a day?
Vegeta: Since
I'm not allowed to kill Kakarot, I suppose I'd just severely injure him!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental sniff ya?
Vegeta:
Dammit, No eating, NO licking and NO sniffing!
PerfectCell17: Sheesh! Are you pregnant, Veggie? Hmmm...mood swings are
a sign of pregnany....
Vegeta: What the hell?! I'm a Saiyan Prince, I cannot get pregnant, and if I could, I sure as hell
wouldn't be!
PerfectCell17: Watch Inu Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh, or Mental'll tell Bulma you're pregnant!
Vegeta:
Hmph, like the woman would believe you!
PerfectCell17: You never know...
Vegeta: What's that suppose to mean?!
PerfectCell17:
Nothing... Fuzz man, Mental accidentally ran over and killed Trunks when she was leaving her driveway, do you forgive her?
Vegeta:
I doubt something as pitiful as a car could kill the brat, so I don't care!
PerfectCell17: Do you watch That 70's Show?
Vegeta:
I take it that's an Earth show?
PerfectCell17: Yup, and a very good one!
Vegeta: I don't have time to watch TV, nor
would I want to!
PerfectCell17: Are you horny for your son?
Vegeta: What the hell is wrong with you people?! I have
no non-platonic feelings for the boy!
PerfectCell17: What kind of pervert are you?
Vegeta: Hmph, none!
PerfectCell17:
What's your favourite character on Friends?
Vegeta: Hmph, I don't watch TV!
PerfectCell17: Funny, but you know the song?
Vegeta:
*blushes lightly and mumbles something*
PerfectCell17: What did you say?
Vegeta: I said, next damn question!
PerfectCell17:
Who's your favourite character on That 70's Show?
Vegeta: None!
PerfectCell17: Is Mental allowed to flirt with her teachers?
Vegeta:
Why do I care what the demon does?!
PerfectCell17: Is she allowed to make perverted jokes with them?
Vegeta: I don't
care, as long as it keeps her from asking more questions!
PerfectCell17: Do you watch Mad TV?
Vegeta: I don't watch
baka Earth TV!!
PerfectCell17: My turn! ^_^
Vegeta: *rolls eyes*
PerfectCell17: You think you'd be use to this by
now...
Vegeta: Whatever, why are you moving?
PerfectCell17: 'Cause we need a smaller, cheaper place for now.
Vegeta:
What is the name of your new school?
PerfectCell17: I'll still be going to the same one! Herman! ^_^
Vegeta: It's not
like you ever go...
PerfectCell17: Hmph, just shut up and ask the next question!
Vegeta: Since when do I take orders
from my followers?!
PerfectCell17: Followers?
Vegeta: Yes, you follow your prince!
PerfectCell17: Well actually,
only one quarter of me does! *sticks out tongue*
Vegeta: Whatever, the sooner I finish asking, the sooner I get out of
here...
PerfectCell17: Actually you still got more...
Vegeta: Shit! Anyways, *curses* is it true that I have sexual
fantasies about Kakarot?
PerfectCell17: Yuppers!
Vegeta: Hmph, I do not have sexual fantasies about anyone, especially
Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: Denial!
Vegeta: *glares* Is downloading music for free a sin?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure,
I hope not, 'cause I do it too!
Vegeta: *smirks* How come the demon's been charged with murder atleast 13 times this month,
yet she's still so religious?
PerfectCell17: Good question, it's the same thing with me!
Vegeta: O.o Is it true that
I turn into an evil retarded monkey with herpes and the only antidote is sniffing the boy's ass?
PerfectCell17: I honestly
do NOT want to know!
Vegeta: Hmph, you would believe anything, wouldn't you, tri-breed?!
PerfectCell17: *glares* Next
question, now!
Vegeta: What did I say about taking orders?!
PerfectCell17: Whatever...Please ask the next question,
Vegeta-sama!
Vegeta: *smirks* That's better, you are learning.
PerfectCell17: *sticks out tongue* Actually I'm asking
this question! What does Trunks' ass smell like?
Vegeta: How the hell would I know?! *glares at PerfectCell17* Don't answer
that!
PerfectCell17: *innocent smile*
Vegeta: Hmph! Is it true that I tried out for the part of Monica Gellar, but I
was too bitchy for the part?
PerfectCell17: Yup, he was really upset about getting shot down for the part, too!
Vegeta:
No such thing has ever happened, and you know it!
PerfectCell17: Oh do I?
Vegeta: Hmph, damn women! *takes off*
PerfectCell17:
Dammit, he still has more questions for other people, now I have to go find him! Anyways, thanks for the questions, Mental!
*leaves to look for Vegeta*
Question 42:
Hello again. And how are you two doing? I am just fine. First, let's ask Vegetable his questions.
1> Why are you so stingy?
2> If Planet Vegeta were to be reborn, ie wished back, what would happen to you?
3> Do you hate your parents?
4> What would you do if I were to say that there is a Planet Vegeta?
5> Wasn't Bra's first word, shopping? And doesn't that show that she loves shopping more than anything else? Including
you.
6> Why do humans annoy you?
7> What's the afterlife like?
8> WHy are you and Bulma a couple?
9> Are you married to Bulma, or are the two of you lovers?
10. Are you sure that you are not in a polygamous, homosexual relationship with Kaka-chan and Yam-chan, as I hear you are?
Oh, and aren't those your nick names for them?
11. Why do people find pleasure in torturing you?
12. Where's mental?
13. Do you have a dog?
14. Am I annoying you?
15. If so, why?
16. Last question for Vegetable, why?
17. I lied, this is the last question. Bulma told me you siad this to her:Bulma, can I get a pony?
Is it true?
Okay, now for PerfectCell17:
1. Don't you think that torturing anime bishonen is fun?
2. Doesn't Vegeta resemble Hiei a bit?
3. I like the color gray best, but that's not relevant. Where do you find Vegetable to answer the questions?
4. Do you watch Wolf's Rain? I do, and it's getting really sad as the episodes die away. Three weeks ago, there were 11
main charactors, now there are 7.
5. Last one, sorry there aren't as many, but have you ever read the Legend of Vegchi?
Until next time,
letgo
PerfectCell17: *comes back dragging Vegeta by the hair*
Vegeta: *pulls away* Damn tri-breed!
PerfectCell17: Well,
it's your fault for taking off before the questions were done!
Vegeta: Whatever.
PerfectCell17: Now stay, and be a good
prince for these questions!
Vegeta: Who the hell do you think you're talking to?! A dog?!
PerfectCell17: Well, if the
shoe fits...
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Sorry, alittle extra bitchiness from hating you last week!
Vegeta: I know,
you had the nerve to mock me...and certain portions of my anatomy!
PerfectCell17: Yup, and it was fun! Anyways, enough
with memory lane, let's get the questions started!
Vegeta: Yay...
PerfectCell17: Okay, first off, me 'n Veggie are doing
good! Now, letgo wants to know why you're so stingy?
Vegeta: Hmph, I am not!
PerfectCell17: Whatever you say... Next,
if Vegeta-sei were reborn, what would happen to you?
Vegeta: I'd finally get off this Kami forsaken planet, and reclaim
my place as prince... *glares at PerfectCell17* and get treated with the respect I deserve!
PerfectCell17: Are you saying
that I'm disrespectful?! Thank you! ^_^
Vegeta: I should have know you would take THAT as a compliment!
PerfectCell17:
*smiles* Do you hate your parents?
Vegeta: What, why would I?! It's Frieza I hate!
PerfectCell17: I hate him too, even
though he is fun to write about...
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Okay, moving on! What would you do if letgo were
to say that there is a Vegeta-sei?
Vegeta: I don't have to even think about it, I know that Vegeta-sei hasn't been reborn!
PerfectCell17:
Wasn't Bra's first word shopping? And doesn't that means she loves it more than anything else, *snickers* including you?
Vegeta:
I don't know what the girl's first word was, I think I might have been that! And as far as he love for shopping goes, she
probably does love it more than me!
PerfectCell17: Awww, is Veggie jealous?
Vegeta: Of course not! I don't get 'jealous',
especially of such trivial things!
PerfectCell17: So caring... Why do humans annoy you?
Vegeta: What's not annoying
about them?! They never seem to leave me alone, especially when I'm training! Plus, the questions never seems to stop! And
the damn horny Earth wom--
PerfectCell17: --I think we got you're point! Now, what's the afterlife like?
Vegeta: Hmph,
don't cut me off! And the afterlife is boring, well when you get sent to hell! Kakarot was lucky, he got to train, but I got
stuck with all of the morons from the past!
PerfectCell17: Hmm, a question I've been wondering too, why are you and Bulma
are a couple?
Vegeta: *thinks about it* I don't know, it just happened when I was staying with the woman while I was waiting
for Kakarot to return from space.
PerfectCell17: Are you and Bulma married or just lovers?
Vegeta: Why does it matter?!
PerfectCell17:
You two never got married! ^_^
Vegeta: And how would you know that?!
PerfectCell17: Mirai Trunks!
Vegeta: Damn boy...
PerfectCell17:
Why, what's wrong with people knowing that you're not married?
Vegeta: Because then the fangirls will want to marry me!
PerfectCell17:
*snickers* Anyways, are you sure that you are not in a polygamous, homosexual relationship with Kaka-chan and Yam-chan, as
letgo hear you are? Oh, and aren't those your nick names for them?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* Where in the hell do you people
get this?! And you wonder why humans annoy me! None of that is true, as I have said before, I am NOT homosexual!
PerfectCell17:
*shudders* Especially with Yamcha!
Vegeta: Aren't you going to defend me against being with Kakarot?
PerfectCell17:
Nah, you two actually make a cute couple! ^_^
Vegeta: ...
PerfectCell17: Why do people find pleasure in torturing you?
Vegeta:
How should I know?! I don't even want to think what could be going on inside of a human brain!
PerfectCell17: Not just
humans like to torture you, just think of Mental, well and me! You're just bugable that's all!
Vegeta: That's nice...
PerfectCell17:
Yuppers! Where's Mental?
Vegeta: Probably off writing more questions!
PerfectCell17: Hopefully! Do you have a dog?
Vegeta:
Hmph, no, but if you count the fangirls...
PerfectCell17: Hey, that was rude!
Vegeta: So?
PerfectCell17: Nevermind!
Is letgo annoying you?
Vegeta: She's the one who sent the questions, right?
PerfectCell17: *nodds*
Vegeta: Then yes
she annoys me!
PerfectCell17: But, why is she annoying you?
Vegeta: Because of her damn questions!
PerfectCell17:
I like 'em! ^_^
Vegeta: You would!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! Last question, why?
Vegeta: Why what?!
PerfectCell17:
*shrugs* I don't know, but that wasn't the last question anyways!
Vegeta: Damn lying woman!
PerfectCell17: ^_^ Bulma
said that you asked her if she could get a pony, is that true?
Vegeta: What the hell are you females on?! I don't want
a damn pony, and I never asked the woman for one!
PerfectCell17: But I could just imagine you asking that!
Vegeta: O.o
Can I go yet?!
PerfectCell17: Nope, my turn!
Vegeta: Don't you think torturing anime bishonen is fun?
PerfectCell17:
Yuppers, makes a good hobby...especially Vegeta!
Vegeta: Lucky me... Don't I resemble Hiei?
PerfectCell17: Maybe in
personality, but I don't see it in looks.
Vegeta: Hmph, 'cause nobody can match me in looks!
PerfectCell17: Ego trip...
Vegeta:
Where do you find me to answer the questions?
PerfectCell17: Not sure, I usually send my other captive bishies out to find
him, but when I don't, I usually find him at my neighbours house getting drunk.
Vegeta: I only did that once, and the ONLY
reason your found me was because of the demon!
PerfectCell17: I would've found you anyways, I always do!
Vegeta: I've
noticed... Do you watch Wolf's Rain?
PerfectCell17: Nope, it's hard to get access to anything in Canada, well Ontario anyways!
Vegeta:
Last question, finally, have you ever read the Legend of Vegchi?
PerfectCell17: Nope, should I?
Vegeta: *smirks* That
was the last of them!
PerfectCell17: From letgo yes, but I found my questions for you in my email!
Vegeta: Dammit, let's
get these over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay, thanks for the questions, letgo! ^_^
Question 43:
Hey perfectcell17 and Vegeta... It me Moira I got some questions to ask...
1) Are you really Mental's mother??
2)What the most inemassing thing you have done? Are you one of those parents that show off inemassing baby pics of ur kids...
because I saw your dad showing off some of yours... you were so cute back then...
3)Are you crushing on anyone??? *smirks*
4)*pokes* does that hurt?? *pokes again and again*
5)Do you like banadas??
6)Do you think i'm another nosy blonde?
7)Are you Bi? if not would you go out with me?
Well that all one last thing *hugglez*
PerfectCell17: Okay, now these are the last questions for now!
Vegeta: Four sets later...
PerfectCell17: I know,
that's not many! ^_^
Vegeta: Maybe not to you!
PerfectCell17: Okay, let's get started, *snickers* are you really Mental's
mother?
Vegeta: What don't these women get?! I am NOT a mother, got it?!
PerfectCell17: Okay, okay! What's the most
embarassing thing you've done?
Vegeta: *blushes lightly* Nothing!
PerfectCell17: Sure... Are you one of those parents
who shows embarassing pictures of their kids?
Vegeta: I don't even think I own a picture of the brats!
PerfectCell17:
Moira saw some of yours, she said you were so cute back then...
Vegeta: Hmph, what do you mean 'back then'?!
PerfectCell17:
Nothing... *smirks* Are you crushing on anyone?
Vegeta: Hmph, I don't develop 'crushes' on people!
PerfectCell17: I'm
sure you do!
Vegeta: Whatever.
Moira: *pokes Vegeta*
Vegeta: What the hell?! Where do these girls come from?!
PerfectCell17:
*giggles* Does that hurt, Veggie?
Vegeta: Of course not, but it's annoying as hell!
Moira: *pokes Veggie some more*
Vegeta:
*jumps back* Damn women...
PerfectCell17: ^_^ Do you like banadas?
Vegeta: No.
PerfectCell17: Do you think Moira's
another nosy blonde?
Vegeta: Yes!
PerfectCell17: I can see you're in a good mood...
Vegeta: Hmph, you'd be the same
way if you had to answer pointless questions all day!
PerfetCell17: Actually I like the questions...
Vegeta: That's
because you don't answer nearly as many asI do!
PerfectCell17: I still would! Anyways, *laughs* Are you bi?
Vegeta:
How many damn times do have to say it?! I have no interest in males!
PerfectCell17: Okay, would you go out with Moira?
Vegeta: No, one woman is enough!
PerfectCell17: That's all! Well except...
Moira: *hugglez Veggie*
Vegeta: O.O
*pulls away* Damn fangirls!
PerfectCell17: Hehehe!
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Yay, Veggie got huggled! Hehe,
thanks for the questions! ^_^
Question 44:
Is it true that Veggie has a third nipple, and if so, where is it located?
Is it true that you're really wearing a wig?
Is
it true that you're already using viagra at your "young" age?
Do you like cheese, I like cheese, do you like cheese?
Were
you one of the people that made fumn of my ghetto garbage bags?!?! Huh? Well were you??!?!?
lmao Okay, umm Veggie if you
had a tail (I mean a real tail not that thing you "pump up") what would you do with it? And why?
Umm, what did you tell
Bulma when she found out you had a fetish for bouncy blue ballz?
If Veggie chucked wood, how much wood would he chuck?
lmao
Umm who was your first kiss, was it with a male or female?
Can you tell me the secret to how you get your hair soo damn
tall and straight like that?
What's your last name, and if you dont have one, what would you want it to be?
Why is it
that you look like something a donkey threw up?
Were you an accident?
Was I?
lmao Umm did you know Barney ? And could
you sing the 'I love you' song, it makes me feel special.
Did you know that when you're not looking I put kick me signs
on your back?
Did you also know I say stupid things just to see if you will get paranoid ?
Ummmm what color are your
eyes?
Are they black 'cause you haven't hit puperty yet? rottlmao Sorry I just heard that last part on tv.
Why does
Veggie have a tail?
Can I pull it?
*poke* Does that hurt?
*pokes even harder* Did that hurt?
*poke poke poke*
-Punk
Vegeta: *tied to chair* Why in the hell am I still tied up?!
PerfectCell17: 'Cause I don't trust you to stay on your
own...
Vegeta: Why would I?!
PerfectCell17: Exactly, so for now, you're stuck!
Vegeta: *growls* Let me go! Now! That's
an order!
PerfectCell17: Hmmm, should I listen...?
Vegeta: You have to, I'm the prince!
PerfectCell17: Fine, I'll
untie you, on one condition! You have to stay and be good for these questions!
Vegeta: I listen to nobody!
PerfectCell17:
*sighs and unties Vegeta* I'll just have to hope you stay...
Vegeta: So, what, I have more damn questions?!
PerfectCell17:
Yup, and as a special... late holiday bonus, they're from Punk!
Vegeta: That's the onna, right? You're always calling her
something different...
PerfectCell17: Yeah, I've noticed... Anyway, let's get started, shall we?
Vegeta: ...
PerfectCell17:
Uh, that's the spirit! First off, do you have a third nipple, if so, where's it located?
Vegeta: What?! Who the hell's
business is that?!
PerfectCell17: *confused* Is that a no?
Vegeta: *glares* What do you think?!
PerfectCell17: I
think I'm not gonna comment on that!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Okay, next, is it true you're really wearing a wig?
Vegeta:
Hmph, I am NOT wearing a wig! This is real hair, fit for a Prince!
PerfectCell17: Right... *giggles* Is it true that you're
already using Viagra at your 'young age'?
Vegeta: *blushes lightly* WHAT?! I do NOT need such things as Viagra!
PerfectCell17:
You sure about that?
Vegeta: *glares* Yes, I'm SURE! Now, drop it!
PerfectCell17: Sheesh, touchy... Do you like cheese,
Punk likes chesse, do you like cheese?
Vegeta: That's a weird question for even someone like her to ask!
PerfectCell17:
So, do ya?
Vegeta: Of course, it's food, isn't it?
PerfectCell17: *sweatdrops* You're starting to sound like Kakarot...
Vegeta:
Hmph, I am nothing like the baka, not even with what we eat! I'll only eat food, he'll eat anything!
PerfectCell17: The
joys of Kakarot... Anyway, were you one of the people who made fumn of Punk's ghetto garbage bags?! Were you?!
Vegeta:
*smirks* Oh yes, I forgot about that... Yes, I did laugh at the onna's garbage bags.
PerfectCell17: That's mean, Veggie!
Vegeta:
*glares at nickname* What the hell do I care if it was mean?! It's not like she's never mocked me either! And who are you
to talk, you were laughing too!
PerfectCell17: Yeah, but she doesn't mind if I do! *sticks out tongue*
Vegeta: *rolls
eyes* Next question.
PerfectCell17: Hehehe, if you say so. So Veggie, if you had a tail, I mean a real tail, not that thing
you 'pump up', what would you do with it, and why?
Vegeta: O.o I don't think I want to know, but which tail is the onna
referring to?
PerfectCell17: *snickers* I think you can guess...
Vegeta: *glares* Either way it doesn't matter, I have
both my tail, and my anatomy, so there's no need to answer that.
PerfectCell17: lol What did you tell Bulma when she found
out about your boucy blue ballz fetish?
Vegeta: How many times do I have to tell the onna, I do NOT have a fetish with
blue balls!
PerfectCell17: What about the boucy ones? ^_^
Vegeta: No fetish's to do with balls! Therefore, I didn't
have to tell the woman anything, because no such fetish exists.
PerfectCell17: If you chucked wood, how much wood would
you chuck?
Vegeta: What the hell is the onna on?! I don't chuck wood, so how in the fuck should I know how much wood I
would chuck?!
PerfectCell17: Watch the language, don't make me start censoring you!
Vegeta: *cocks eyebrow* Is that
suppose to scare me or something, tri-breed?
PerfectCell17: *laughs nervously* Actually that was...
Vegeta: Uh huh...
Next question.
PerfectCell17: Hm, who was your first kiss, was it a male or a female?
Vegeta: A FEMALE OF COURSE!
PerfectCell17:
So, who was it with?
Vegeta: *light pink* Hmph, that's none you your or her concern.
PerfectCell17: Whatever. Heh, can
you tell Punk the secret of how you get your hair so damn straight and tall?
Vegeta: There is no secret! That is my natural,
and the onna, being a mere human couldn't ever have hair like mine.
PerfectCell17: Could I?
Vegeta: Hmph, only a FULL
Saiyan, with ROYAL blood can have hair like mine, so no.
PerfectCell17: What's your last name?
Vegeta: Hmph, Saiyan's
do not need something as trivial as a second name.
PerfectCell17: Okay, so, what would you want your last name to be?
Vegeta:
I don't want one either! That would only make me seem like an Earthling!
PerfectCell17: Why is it that you look like something
a donkey threw up?
Vegeta: Well, that was the first time I've even been compared to donkey puke... I do not look like anything
like that, I am good looking, and have the fangirls to prove it!
PerfectCell17: *sweatdrops* Actually liking the fangirls
now?
Vegeta: Only because they're helping me prove the onna wrong.
PerfectCell17: And for a minute I thought you cared...
Vegeta:
Why would I?
PerfectCell17: ... Okay, were you an accident?
Vegeta: No, I was meant to be born, and become the heir
to Vegeta-sei.
PerfectCell17: So much for that plan, eh?
Vegeta: *death glare* Watch it, tri-breed.
PerfectCell17:
Okay, okay, sorry! Was Punk?
Vegeta: *smirks* An accident, of--
PerfectCell17: I don't think we really need an answer
for that one!
Vegeta: What did I tell you about interrupting?! Besides, I actually wanted to answer that one...
PerfectCell17:
I know ya did, that's why I stopped you! Moving on, did you know Barney?
Vegeta: Isn't he that blasted dinosaur that brat
used to like?!
PerfectCell17: How should I know? Well, if you're talking about a dinosaur, odds are it was Barney.
Vegeta:
*growls* The woman made me watch the damn show when the brat was younger.
PerfectCell17: *laughs* Will you sing the 'I
Love You' song? It makes Punk feel special. ^_^
Vegeta: I don't know the damn song, and if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't
sing it!
PerfectCell17: Awwww, I wanted to hear you sing it!
Vegeta: O.o ...
PerfectCell17: Hehe, next, did you know
when you're not looking Punk puts 'kick me' signs on your back?
Vegeta: *paranoid, glances towards back* Hmph, I wouldn't
let her do something like that!
PerfectCell17: Did you also know she says stupid things, just to see if you get paranoid?
Vegeta:
*relaxes* Of course I did!
PerfectCell17: Of course you did... Um, what colour are you eyes?
Vegeta: Black, or a teal
colour in Super Saiyan 4.
PerfectCell17: Are they black 'cause you haven't hit puperty yet?
Vegeta: What the fuck is
with these people?! They ask the most---
PerfectCell17: Random!
Vegeta: *glares* Yeah, that's one way to put it. Hold
on, why did the onna ask if she knew my eye colour?
PerfectCell17: She didn't when she asked, I told her right after though.
Vegeta:
I see...
PerfectCell17: Why do you have a tail?
Vegeta: Does the onna know ANYTHING about Saiyans?!
PerfectCell17:
I wouldn't think so...
Vegeta: Well, it's part of being a Saiyan. It's how we are able to go into our Oozaru state.
PerfectCell17:
lol Can Punk pull it?
Vegeta: NO! Even though my tail doesn't have the weakness anymore, she still can't.
Punk: *pokes
Vegeta* Did that hurt?
Vegeta: Where in the hell did she come from?!
PerfectCell17: *shrugs* Don't know, don't care!
Punk:
*pokes harder* Did that hurt?
Vegeta: *glares* Of course not, now stop it!!
Punk: *poke, poke, poke*
Vegeta: *growls
in annoyance, and jumps back*
Punk: *pouts* No fair! *runs up to Vegeta and kicks him in the balls* Ha! I just brought
a new meaning to the term blue ballz!
PerfectCell17: lmao!
Vegeta: O.O *in pain*
PerfectCell17: That one hurt? *snickers*
Vegeta:
O.O Damn...onna... *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Yay, go Punk! Heh, thanks for the questions, missy! Feel free to ask more!
^_^
Question 45:
Heya Babes! Tis VegetandAru here with her wonderful muse Pete, we have a couple of questions to ask you, hope you don't
mind!
Pete: 'Lo there! Qu 1, would you mind if I left because personally I don't particularly want to be talking to a saiyan
prince with PMS?
(V. hits Pete)
V.: Ignore him, he's a git. Right next qu. Vegeta, what would have happened on Vegeta-sei if instead of a having a prince,
it was a princess? Would she still be called Vegeta or would it be like Vega or sumin?
Pete: If someone offered you the chance to learn magic that could potentially kill Goku, but you had to give up your chi
to use it, then would you stick with the chi or take the new magic?
V.: Were you and your parents close?
Pete: What were your parents called, obviously we all know about king Vegeta but what about your mom?
V.: Do you love Bulma? Aww say you do because that's awsomely kawaii!
Pete: You're a nutter V... Hey that's a question Vegeta-san, do you reckon that this little brat (jabs a thumb at V.) is
a nutter?
V.: Gah! You're an ass Peter S Johnson!!!!! Anyway last question and this is for both of you guys, who do you like more,
moi or Pete? And I want a real answer fom you Vegeta else I'l never leave you alone ever ever ever ever ever ever-
(Pete slams his hand over VegetandAru's mouth and wrench's her away calling a quick bye over his shoulder as they leave)
Vegeta: *already waiting*
PerfectCell17: Wow, you're here without me dragging you! I'm impressed!
Vegeta: I saw the
damn questions earlier, and couldn't figure out how to delete them, so I knew I had this coming.
PerfectCell17: ... You
mean to tell me that the 'Prince of all Saiyans' couldn't find the big button that says 'Delete'?! I'm glad you couldn't though!
^_^
Vegeta: I bet you are... Let's just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay! *smirks* Pete wants to know if you
would mind if he leaves? He doesn't particularly want to talk to a Saiyan Prince with PMS.
Vegeta: WHAT?! How in the hell
could I have PMS?! It's not possible!
PerfectCell17: You wouldn't know that with the way you act...
Vegeta: *glares*
Watch it.
PerfectCell17: Well, it's true! Anyway, next question, what would have happened on Vegeta-sei if instead of having
a prince it was a princess?
Vegeta: As far as I know, it never came up. The royal family rarely produced females, but I
suppose it that happened they would just produce another heir...
PerfectCell17: What about names? Would she still be named
Vegeta, or would it be somethin' like Vega?
Vegeta: Since Vegeta is a MALE name, I suppose it would be different.
PerfectCell17:
If you were offered you a chance to learn magic that could potentially kill Kakarot, but you would have to give up your chi
to use it, would you stick with your chi or take the magic?
Vegeta: Hmph, I don't need anything type of 'magic' to defeat
Kakarot. My own abilities are more than enough!
PerfectCell17: Were you and your parents close?
Vegeta: ... I never
had a chance to become close with my mother, and my father gave me to the lizard when I was young.
PerfectCell17: Awww,
poor Veggie-kun...
Vegeta: ...
PerfectCell17: What were your parents called?
Vegeta: Well, as you know, my father
was King Vegeta, and my mother... She was known as the 'Lady of Vegeta-sei'.
PerfectCell17: What about her actual name?
Vegeta:
Why does it matter to you?! Just give me the next question!
PerfectCell17: Aww, Veggie doesn't like talking about his mommy?
Vegeta:
I said next question!
PerfectCell17: Okay, do you love Bulma?
Vegeta: Hmph, I do not 'love' anyone!
PerfectCell17:
Not even Bulma?
Vegeta: I admit I have grown fond of the woman, but I do not 'love' her.
PerfectCell17: Yes, you do,
you're just too proud to say it!
Vegeta: ...
PerfectCell17: Do you reckon that VegetandAru is a nutter?
Vegeta: That's
the girl asking the questions, right?
PerfectCell17: Yup, her and Pete!
Vegeta: I think they're both 'nutters'.
PerfectCell17:
Last question---
Vegeta: Finally!
PerfectCell17: Who do you like more, VegetandAru or Pete? I like V. better, I think.
Even though Pete was funny with saying you were PMSing...
Vegeta: That was NOT funny! And I don't like either of them!
PerfectCell17:
She wants a REAL answer, or else she'll never leave you alone ever ever ever ever ever ever!
Vegeta: Hmph, that was my
'real' answer! And you said that was the last question?
PerfectCell17: Yupper, Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: Hmph, good. *takes
off*
PerfectCell17: I really think that Vegeta does have PMS! Anyway, thanks for the questions, VegetandAru and Pete! ^_^
Question 46:
FINALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi it's me Mental. Sorry my computer keeps breaking. Fortunately my
cousins let me use their computer. I got enough questions to emotionaly scar a child for life. First Vegeta. Veggie-kun are
you my mommy? Did you miss me? Can I lick you? Can I let 300 hobos to lick your ass? What's your phone number? Veggie-kun
I accidentaly ate the last slice of pizza when I broke into your house, are you mad? Whatch Inuyasha, Yu yu hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh,
Naruto, and Rurouni Kenshin or Master will Lick you!(sorry Master). Do I scare you? I 've been spying on you and I saw you
at Sears trying on women's underwear, what the hell? What would you rather do, see Bulma naked or eat Kakarot's ass? Oji,
I saw a woman that had your same nose and I asked her if she was related to you, the bitch tried to kill me and said that
she was your evil twin sister, is that true? I got a new cousin, her name is Rachel, do you want a picture of her? She looks
like me. I got a teacher named Mr. Trost and he's 24 years old, do you care? are you dead? After all we've been through, I
want you to rank these people in order of crazyness, leasst to greatest: Master, me, and Kakarot. Can I kill you slaves? My
brother says that kakarot has lesbian sex slaves, is that true? Will you be my husband? Will you be Masters husband? When
I tell people that I'm still a virgin, they get so surprised that the get heart attacks since I'm such a pervert, can you
belive that I'm still a virgin? Now for Master. Are we still friends? Whose your favorite character from That 70's Show? Whose
your favorite character from Friends? Someone farted, do you care? who do you think Seto-kun would rather sleep with, a duck,
Mokuba, Serenity, Yugi, or Pegasus? I caught Kagome and shaved her bald in her sleep, how do you think she's gonna react when
she wakes up? I caught Raditz and braided his hair in his sleep, how do you think he's gonna react when he wakes up? I got
chains that are ki proof, imune to deamon powers, and imune to sayan power, here, Merry Chistmas *gives Master chains*. Do
you got a new phone number yet? I gotta go torture Kurama, bye bye ^^ HAPPY HOLIDAYS (from the evil Christmas tree).
PerfectCell17: *smiling* Guess what, Veggie-chan?
Vegeta: What now? More pointless questions?
PerfectCell17: Well...
yeah, but it gets better too! They're from Mental, she's back again! *hold up 'Welcome Back Mental' banner*
Vegeta: You
say that like it's a good thing...
PerfectCell17: Of course, it's been so long! ^_^
Vegeta: Not long enough.
PerfectCell17:
Oh well, you don't have a choice!
Vegeta: Since when do I listen to you?!
PerfectCell17: *ignores Vegeta* Okay, first
question, Veggie-kun, are you Mental's mommy?
Vegeta: NO DAMMIT! I am NOT the demon's mother, nor will I ever be! Got it?!
PerfectCell17:
Sheesh, you don't gotta yell...
Vegeta: Well, she doesn't seem to get it any other way!
PerfectCell17: Whatever. Did
you miss Mental?
Vegeta: Miss what? The annoying questions? The pointless nicknames? Spare me!
PerfectCell17: Well,
I think you did! ^_^
Vegeta: Hmph, shows what you know!
PerfectCell17: *pinches Vegeta* Ass... Hehe, can Mental lick
you?
Vegeta: Will she ever stop with that?! I am a Saiyan Prince, not something to be licked! Remember that!
PerfectCell17:
Can Mental let 300 hobos lick your ass?
Vegeta: O.o What the hell is with her licking fetish?!
PerfectCell17: So, that's
a no?
Vegeta: No shit!
PerfectCell17: Okay, what's your phone number?
Vegeta: Like I'm foolish enough to give the
demon my phone number, then she'd never leave me alone...
PerfectCell17: Awww, what about me?
Vegeta: Ha, you're as
bad as the damn demon!
PerfectCell17: Hmphy, I'll get it one of these days... Anyway, Veggie-kun, Mental accidentally ate
the last slice of pizza when she broke into your house. Are you mad?
Vegeta: The demon broke into MY house?! And ate MY
food?! Of course I'm mad!
PerfectCell17: Watch InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, and Rurouni Kenshin or... I'll
lick you!
Vegeta: What, threatening to lick her herself isn't enough? Now, she has to involve the tri-breed in it too?
PerfectCell17:
Yup, and I really will lick you if I have to! Anyway, does Mental scare you?
Vegeta: Ha! Me be scared of the demon?! Not
a chance! The Saiyan Prince fears nothing ---
PerfectCell17: Except death and squirmy things!
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17:
Mental's been spying on you and she said she saw you at Sears trying on the women's underwear. *cocks eyebrow* What the hell?
Vegeta:
O.O What the fuck?!
PerfectCell17: Language, Veggie...
Vegeta: I don't give a damn! I have never went to a 'Sears',
nor have I tried on female underwear! Therefore, that event never happened!
PerfectCell17: Awww, you don't gotta be ashamed,
Veggie...
Vegeta: What?! That never happened! I already told you!
PerfectCell17: Sure... Anyway, what would you rather
do, see Bulma naked or eat Kakarot's ass?
Vegeta: I'd rather see the woman naked, obviously.
PerfectCell17: Oji,
Mental saw a woman that had your same nose, and she asked her if she was related to you, the bitch tried to kill Mental and
said that she was your evil twin sister, is that true?
Vegeta: What the hell? I have no siblings, so no, it's not.
PerfectCell17:
Mental's got a new cousin, her name is Rachel, do you want a picture of her?
Vegeta: Hmph, why would I want a picture of
one of the demon's relatives?
PerfectCell17: Why not? I got to see her! ^_^
Vegeta: Lucky you...
PerfectCell17:
Mental has a teacher named Mr. Trost, and he's 24 years old, do you care?
Vegeta: Not at all!
PerfectCell17: Are you
dead?
Vegeta: Do I look like it?! Do you see a halo?! Even though this place is like hell...
PerfectCell17: Hmphers!
It's not THAT bad!
Vegeta: Speak for yourself!
PerfectCell17: After all we've been through, Mental wants you to rank
these people in order of craziness, least to greatest: Me, Mental, and Kakarot.
Vegeta: Least to greatest? *thinks about
it* I'd have to say... Kakarot, you, and the demon.
PerfectCell17: You think we're crazier than Kakarrotto?! Yay!
Vegeta:
*rolls eyes* Next question.
PerfectCell17: Can she kill your slaves?
Vegeta: *smirks* Why would she want to kill her
'Master'?
PerfectCell17: What's that supposed to mean?! I'm not your slave!
Vegeta: I guess you're right... Slaves would
actually have to listen!
PerfectCell17: Hehe, see, I'm not you're slave! Anyway, Mental's brother says that Kakarot has
lesbian sex slaves, is that true?
Vegeta: O.o I don't want to know...
PerfectCell17: Will you be Mental's husband?
Vegeta:
No, I do not wish to be married to the demon, and never will!
PerfectCell17: Will you be my husband?
Vegeta: Yeah right!
I do not want to marry any woman, especially you or the demon... Or any fangirl for that matter!
PerfectCell17: When Mental
tells people that she's still a virgin, they get so surprised that the get heart attacks since she's such a pervert, can you
belive that that's still a virgin?
Vegeta: I don't know, and I don't care if the demon's a virgin!
PerfectCell17: Now
for me! ^_^
Vegeta: *groans* Are you and the demon still friends?
PerfectCell17: As far as I know... I hope so!
Vegeta:
I don't... Who's your favourite character from That 70's Show?
PerfectCell17: Hmmm, I would have to say Red or Hyde.
Vegeta:
Who's your favourite character from Friends?
PerfectCell17: Joey and Phoebe!
Vegeta: Someone farted, do you care?
PerfectCell17:
Uh, not particularly...
Vegeta: Who do you think Seto would rather sleep with, a duck, Mokuba, Serenity, Yugi, or Pegasus?
PerfectCell17:
I would think Mokuba, but I would hope Pegasus!
Vegeta: You are sick.
PerfectCell17: Yup, thank you!
Vegeta: *shakes
head* The demon caught Kagome and shaved her head when she was sleeping, how do you think she will react when she wakes up?
PerfectCell17: Hmm, she'll probably be pissed, but it'd be worth it! I wanna see Kagome bald!
Vegeta: The demon caught
Raditz, and braided his hair when he was sleeping, how do you think he will react when he wakes up?
PerfectCell17: Personally,
I think Raddy-chan will like it!
Vegeta: How could a Saiyan get captured by the demon? Oh well... *curses* The demon got
chains that are ki proof, and immune to Saiyan and demon powers.
PerfectCell17: *gets chains and smirks evilly* Thanks!
These will come in handy...
Vegeta: ... Did you get a phone number yet?
PerfectCell17: Sadly, not yet, but I'm hoping
soon. Very soon.
Vegeta: That was the last of them. *takes off*
PerfectCell17: *looks at chains* Hmm, Veggie wouldn't
be able to get away with these... And it would be easier to catch Hiei-chan... Thanks, Mental! ^___^
Question 47:
Hey Vegeta,
How did you like the pink shirt? I think you looked so hot and cute in it. Pink is one of my favorite colors but anyway
that is another story. The shirt would probably look better on the floor though...If you catch my drift. I am a huge fan of
you Vegeta, you are my hero *swoon and falls into Vegeta's arms*. I am fragile so don't drop me...Anyway, what else was I
gonna ask...Ah yes, how's Trunks doing? He's just as handsome as you are and I hope quiet the lady's man. Am I right? Like
father like son...
Later...*kiss*Maybe that will get Bulma a bit jealous...
kristin
PerfectCell17: *laughing*
Vegeta: *cocks eyebrow* What's so amusing?
PerfectCell17: Your next set of questions...
*quietly* and love letter.
Vegeta: *eyes widen* What?!
PerfectCell17: Hehe, your next set of questions!
Vegeta: But
-- Whatever, just get on with it!
PerfectCell17: Whatever you say! *smirk* How did you like the pink shirt?
Vegeta:
Hmph, I hated it! Pink is not a suitable colour for the Prince of all Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: *starts laughing again*
Vegeta:
Just get on with it!
PerfectCell17: *hands email print-out to Vegeta*
Vegeta: *reads* I am not 'cute'. *smirks* But,
of course I was hot in the shirt.
PerfectCell17: Ego trip...
Vegeta: *reads next part and blushes lightly* What?! Look
better on the floor?!
PerfectCell17: Awww, Veggie's gettin' hit on! =P
Vegeta: I noticed... It's good to hear that I'm
your hero. Atleast I know you have good judgement.
Kristin: *swoons and falls into Vegeta's arms*
Vegeta: O.O Ack?!
Where the hell...?!
PerfectCell17: Hehehe...
Vegeta: Why the hell is this... girl in my arms?!
PerfectCell17: She
likes you!
Vegeta: I couldn't tell... *annoyed sigh, and continues reading* Hmph, I won't drop her... I'll blast her into
the next dimension!
PerfectCell17: No hurting the writers! Just be nice...
Vegeta: Hmph! The brat's doing fine, except
his slacking off from his training.
PerfectCell17: What about Trunks being a lady's man?
Vegeta: Hmph, how would I
know? I don't bother seeing if the boy has a mate or not!
Kristin: *kisses Vegeta*
Vegeta: *dark pink* What the---?!
*speechless*
PerfectCell17: Awww, how cute! And I think you're right, Bulma will probably get jealous.
Vegeta: O.O
Krisin:
*disappears*
Vegeta: *less pink* What the hell?! She kissed me!
PerfectCell17: *snickers* I saw.
Vegeta: This is
NOT funny!
PerfectCell17: Maybe not to you...
Vegeta: Hmph, I take it that was the last, right?!
PerfectCell17: Sadly
so, for now, anyway.
Vegeta: Good. I swear, they should have a book 'When FanGirls Attack'.
PerfectCell17: Uh huh...
Vegeta:
Hmph, now that it's over, I can get out of here and away from any women! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Veggie got kissed...
XD Thanks for the letter, I'm sure Veggie loved it! ^o^
Question 48:
Ok my question for vegeta is....what would he say if a pure blooded sayain like me, ssj jade said he was a real real hot
stud.And if he would date me.Vegeta got a sexy body *whistles*
ok one more question for the prince vegeta i want to know how big muscules he got and if he wears a boxers or briefs.And
if he never married bulma and me being a full-blooded sayian first class sayian would he be interested in me i would'nt nag
him constantly like bulma does :::a sexy grin::: i'd give him R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
ssj jade
Vegeta: *glances around*
PerfectCell17: Oh, come on! Don't tell me you're still freaked about the last
letter!
Vegeta: Hmph! I'm not freaked, just disturbed. I still don't get where the damn fangirls are coming from!
PerfectCell17:
*snickers* I think I have a new thing to add to your fears!
Vegeta: I am NOT scared of them! I just don't like the
coming out of nowhere and catching me off guard!
PerfectCell17: *sigh* Just forget about it, you have more!
Vegeta:
What kind?
PerfectCell17: You'll see... Okay, what would you say if a pure blooded Saiyan, like ssj jade said you were
a real real hot stud?
Vegeta: It's good to hear of another surviving Saiyan. *smirks* And thank you for the compliment.
PerfectCell17:
*gasp* Wow, I think that's the first time I've ever heard you say 'thank you'!
Vegeta: Don't get used to it!
PerfectCell17:
Would you date jade?
Vegeta: Saiyan or not, I am not interested in 'dating' anyone.
PerfectCell17: She says you got
a sexy body! ^_^
Vegeta: Thank you again, just don't think that changes my decision about dating!
PerfectCell17: Okay,
how big muscles do you have?
Vegeta: How the hell should I know?! I have more important things to do than measure my muscles.
But, the are big. *smirks*
PerfectCell17: *rolls eyes at Vegeta* Do you wear boxers or briefs, Veggie?
Vegeta: Hmph,
that's none of your business!
PerfectCell17: You wear boxers.
Vegeta: How the hell would you know?!
PerfectCell17:
*Veggie-esque smirk* I have my ways... Even though I have seen some stuff of you wearing just a jock strap instead.
Vegeta:
...
PerfectCell17: See, you don't deny it! Anyway, if you never had married Bulma, would you be interested in the first
class full-blooded Saiyan jade?
Vegeta: How should I know?! I don't know what would have happened if I never got with the
woman! Probably not though. I wasn't planning on mating with anyone.
PerfectCell17: So much for that plan, eh? Anyways,
why not? She wouldn't nag you constantly like Bulma does.
Vegeta: No dammit! I'm not interested in a mate, even if she
wouldn't nag me like the woman.
PerfectCell17: Well, that's all for this one!
Vegeta: But I have more letters, don't
I?
PerfectCell17: Yup! Thanks for this one ssj jade! ^o^
Question 49:
Please get vegeta to answer theses questions i have for him.Bulma was nuts to give vegeta a pink shirt
to wear and i have a few questions for him,first would he rather be given a white muscle sleeveless T-shirt,tight but comfy
bluejeans,and black army boots to wear instead .Ofcourse him without the shirt would be real fine...looks him up and down.Ok
last question,what he think about wrestling and boxing,chuckles not that any fighter from earth could hope to beat him.Has
been inching towards vegeta as she ask her questions and grabs the back of his neck.Then she plants a sizzling smooth on his
lips. Says now that is what i call a sneak attack.
XOXO,
Marie
Vegeta: How many letters are we at now?!
PerfectCell17: Well, this is our fourth one this week, and
like our tenth this month! Yay!
Vegeta: Let's just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay, first off, Marie says Bulma
was nuts to give you a pink shirt to wear.
Vegeta: Damn straight!
PerfectCell17: Would you rather be given a white muscle
sleeveless t-shirt, tight but comfy blue jeans, and army boots to wear instead?
Vegeta: I think I'll stick with my normal
training clothes for now... *reads on* Why does everyone want me without a shirt?! Hmph, it's not going to happen around any
of these fangirls!
Marie: *looks Vegeta up and down*
Vegeta: *glances uneasily at Marie*
PerfectCell17: Anyway, last
question, what do you think about wrestling and boxing?
Vegeta: Hmph, sports for pathetic humans. *reads on again and smirks*
Of course no earthlings could hope to beat me.
Marie: *has been inching towards Vegeta* *grabs the back of his neck, and
plants a sizzling smooth kiss on his lips*
Vegeta: *turns pink* O.O
Marie: Now that is what I call a sneak attack.
PerfectCell17:
*bursts into laughter* XD
Vegeta: O.O What the fuck?! No kissing! Damn women! *takes off... quickly*
PerfectCell17:
*wipes tears from eyes* Veggie thanks you for the letter! =P
Question 50:
Hi ...today is suppose to be "valentines day"hmph silly earthlings and their hoildays i don,t need a special
day to express love..oh well.Read your answer vegeta and i gotta admit your a tough nut to creak when it comes to romance.Here,s
a question ...if your not into dating then are you opposed to me watching you fight in a tournament?... maybe i,ll enter myself::snorts::but
with all those weak fighters would i break a sweat i wonder?.::approaches vegeta til he has no where to go and a hand shoots
out and she clasp the back of his neck and kisses him::hmph i don,t take rejection every well would dating me be soo bad mmm::cocks
a brow and gives him a perfect vegeta like smirk::.
Ssj jade
PerfectCell17: Wow, your 50th letter! Congrats!
Vegeta: Hmph, if it was up to me I wouldn't have answered
any!
PerfectCell17: Awww, yes you would have! By the way, Happy Valentines Day, Veggie... Even though I hate it! *hugs
Vegeta*
Vegeta: Get the hell off off me! And why did you say Happy Valentines Day if you hate it?
PerfectCell17: Just
wanted an excuse to hug you! ^o^
Vegeta: Hmph, just don't do it again!
PerfectCell17: *crosses fingers* I won't... Anyway,
new letter!
Vegeta: *takes email printout from PerfectCell17 and begins to read* I agree, silly human holidays. Who would
want a day meant for pink, and hearts, and love? I'll never understand them... And I am not a 'tough nut to crack', I just
do not like romance.
PerfectCell17: *steals printout back* Hmphers, I had that first! Anyway, if you're not into dating,
then are you opposed to Ssj jade watching you fight in a tournament?
Vegeta: Why would I care? As long as she doesn't make
any fangirls comments about my body or me being 'cute' or something. And no touching either!
PerfectCell17: Veggie's a
fangirl-phobic!
Vegeta: I am not! And if this jade enters as well, I doubt she will be beaten by a human. Female Saiyans
were often as strong as males... Except royalty, such as myself, is naturally stronger, so if she gets matched with me, she
will not stand a chance.
Ssj jade: *approaches Vegeta 'til he has nowhere to go, clasps the back of his neck, and kisses
him*
Vegeta: *turns very pink and floats up, taking email with him* Damn women, that's the second time tonight!
PerfectCell17:
Awwww, you're loved! ^o^
Vegeta: *less pink* Lucky me... *reads* I don't care how well you take rejection, you're not going
out with me. I do not date anyone, including you. And, that was the end of the letter. I'm going to train until this pathetic
love day is over! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: lol Now that was interesting! Veggie blushed, yay! Hehe, thanks for the letter!
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