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Question 1:
'Kay, my name is mental and I got a question for Vegeta
Vegeta, have you noticed that you look alot like Hiei from Yu yu Hakusho it's scarry oh and can I be your friend? I hate
Goku too you're better that he is.
Please force him to answer the question and if you don't know anything about Yu yu Hakusho then whatch it it's om monday-friday
at 5:30 pm and it's funny.
Vegeta: Hmph, you compare ME to some weak baka from some Earth anime show!?
PerfectCell17: Uh, you're also from an anime show.
Vegeta: Oh yeah, but besides that I have more important things to do than sit aroung watching TV!
PerfectCell17: Like what?
Vegeta: Training, you baka!
PerfectCell17: You just don't want to say that Bulma took away your satellite privledges, so you haven't been able to
watch it!
Vegeta: *mumbles death threat*
PerfectCell17: Answer the next part!
Vegeta: *reads next question* Hmph, of course, all earthlings want to be friends with the Prince of ALL Saiyans! But
I have no use for friends, so no!
PerfectCell17: That was mean!
Vegeta: And I care!? *reads next line* So you're a Kakarot hater too?
PerfectCell17: Are you gonna change your answer?
Vegeta: Of course not! But maybe I will spare your life when I finally blow up this worthless planet. *evil laugh*
PerfectCell17: O.o Uh... thanks for the questions!
Question(s) 2:
Hello it's me Mental again and I got more stuff for Vegeta to answer 1st Vegeta why the hell won't you be my freind?I'm
no human I'm a 13 year old demon and I will destroy the world one dayHAHAHAHAHA!!Vegeta Hiei's a demon and he's fast and strong
and cute oh wait did I just say he's cute?CRAP!Can I kill Goku oh and can I borrow a dollar I'll pay you back oh and can I
stab Trunks on the back over and over and over again?I'llsend you eggrolls.I'm out of questions oh and tell Vegeta that he's
gotta whatch Yu yu Hakusho as soon as Bulma gives him his Tv priblages back or I'll sue him for a billion dollars and that
he's still my favorite character in DBZ bye bye.
| I love Vegeta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
PerfectCell17: Yeah Vegeta, why won't you be Mental's friend!?
Vegeta: I told you already that I don't have any use for Earthling friends!
PerfectCell17: But Mental's not a human, but a 13 year old demon!
Vegeta: Hmph, a demon, don't make me laugh! Besides Mental's only 13 years old!
PerfectCell17: So, I'm only 14!
Vegeta: Is there a point to your babbling?!
PerfectCell17: Well, you're my friend, right?
Vegeta: *starts laughing* I told you I don't have any use for Earthling friends!
PerfectCell17: I'm not an Earthling either! I'm half demon, just like Inu Yasha!
Vegeta: Inu what!?
PerfectCell17: Anyways, Mental's gonna destroy the world one day!
Vegeta: Ha! I'm the ones who's gonna destroy this pathetic mudd ball!
PerfectCell17: Not if Mental has anything to say about it!
Vegeta: Drop the damn subject! Are there any more questions you're going to force me to answer?!
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^ Mental wants to kill Kakarot, is that okay?
Vegeta: *clenches fist* I'm the ONLY one who will have the fun of killing Kakarot! But if Mental wants to help me torture
him I don't care! I want Kakarot to suffer as MUCH as possible!
PerfectCell17: O.o Well, can I help?
Vegeta: I don't care, but if either of you finish him off I'll send you on a one way trip to hell!
PerfectCell17: Yay! Next question, can Mental borrow a dollar?
Vegeta: What am I a bank?!
PerfectCell17: Well you are married to the richest woman in the world!
Vegeta: I'll give you a dollar to never talk about the woman again!
PerfectCell17: Okay, why?
Vegeta: Because I have to hear enough of her when I'm at home!
PerfectCell17: Okay! *gives dollar to Mental* Now, can Mental stab Trunks over and over and over?
Vegeta: What?! Hell no! If anything happens to the brat the woman will kill me!
PerfectCell17: Mental will send you eggrolls if you say yes.
Vegeta: *considers how good the eggrolls would be* Dammit, the woman will kill me, so no!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, so Mental says you gotta watch Yu Yu Hakusho when Bulma lets you have TV privledges again!
Vegeta: I take orders from nobody!
PerfectCell17: If you don't Menatl's gonna sue you for a billion dollars!
Vegeta: So, I'll just get the woman to pay for it! Is that all of the blasted questions!?
PerfectCell17: Unfortunately. Oh yeah, your still Mental's favourite character!
Vegeta: Hmph, of course I am!
PerfectCell17: -_- So much for being modest.
Vegeta: Now that these damn questions are done I have some training to do! *walks off*
PerfectCell17: He IS impossible! Thanks for the questions!
Question 3:
It's me Mental again sorry for bothering ya but I love torturing Vegeta even though he's my favorite character.'Kay here's
one question.Vegeta, when Bulma dies will you marry me I'll let you train as much as you want pluss Hiei dosen't wanna marry
me even though he's my soulmate.Vegeta whatch Yu yu Hakusho or I'll kill Trunks and tell Bulma you let me and then make ya
listen to Britney Spears and Barbra Streisand music forever!Can I borrow dollar?I accdentaly ate the last one.I think
I flushed the remote, cat, brother, homework, and best friend down the toilet can you help me find them?I know a way
to torture Goku first tie him to a tree, next tie a roast chicken just out of his reach and then whatch him suffer.Can I please
kill Trunks?I promice I won't tell Bulma I'll just tell her he pissed me of at school.Oh yeah can you tell me how old you
are?I've read allot of fanfics that say that you and Goku are lover is that true or do ya wanna kill a buch of people?Oh well
gota go and kill complete strangers and blame it on Goku bye bye.
| MUST KILL KAKAROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta:Great I have to answer more pathetic questions! *rolls eyes*
PerfectCell17: *ignores Vegeta* First question, can Mental marry you when Bulma dies?
Vegeta: What?! Why in the hell would I let a demon who isn't even my friend marry me!?
PerfectCell17: Mental says she'll train as much as you want her to!
Vegeta: She can train with me, but ONLY because I need a new punching bag! And she can NOT marry me!
PerfectCell17: She also said that you better watch Yu Yu Hakusho or else she'll kill Trunks and tell Bulma you let her
do it!
Vegeta: The brat can take care of himself! Besides he would be the one doing the killing!
PerfectCell17: Then she'll make you listen to Britney Spears and Barbra Streisand!
Vegeta: What's a Britney Streisand?
PerfectCell17: You don't wanna know!
Vegeta: Is it some kind of torture?
PerfectCell17: You could say that...
Vegeta: Well I can take any kind of torture!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental borrow another dollar, she ate the last one?
Vegeta: That's not my fault!
PerfectCell17: Come on, you're like the richest guy in the world!
Vegeta: If it'll shut you up it's worth a dollar! *gives dollar to Mental*
PerfectCell17: Can you help Mental find her remote, cat, brother, homework, and best friend down the toilet?
Vegeta: What the hell do I look like!? It's her fault she flushed all that stuff down the toilet, so she can find it
herself!
PerfectCell17: Oh yeah, Mental thought of a way to torture Kakarot!
Vegeta: What is it?
PerfectCell17: Tie Kakarot to a tree, next tie a roast chicken just out of reach! That'll make him suffer for sure!
Vegeta: *writing in his 'Ways to Torture Kakarot' book*
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Trunks yet? She said she'll tell Bulma that he pissed her off at school.
Vegeta: Like I just said, the brat will be the one doing the killing!
PerfectCell17: Next question, how old are you?
Vegeta: Hmph! Older than you brat, and stronger too! Don't forget that!
PerfectCell17: What kind of answer is that?!
Vegeta: Mine! Is this over yet!?
PerfectCell17: Nope ^_^ Mental's read alot of fanfics about you being in love with Kakarot, are they true?
Vegeta: *vein bulges on forehead* What!? Why in the hell would I like Kakarot?! Who in the hell writes this crap!?
PerfectCell17: Lots of people!
Vegeta: I guess I got a lot of people to send to hell!
PerfectCell17: O.o
Vegeta: *flys off to find fanfic writers*
PerfectCell17: Well, that was fun! Thanks for the questions!
Question 4:
'Kay it's me Mental again and I got more stuff to ask 1st Vegeta I bought a book it's called 10000001 Ways to Kill
Trunks Without Being Freakishley Strong an I can't pay for it so can I borrow 10 dollars?How many languages do ya speak?Oh
my God I just found out I was accepted to Rancho High School in Las Vegas,NV aren't you happy?Are you sure ya don't wanna
be my husband?Please let me kill Trunks I promice I won't tell Bulma you let me kill him I'll just tell her that Trunks tied
to sell me drugs.Will you be my friend I'll give ya eggrolls and I'll lock Bulma in jail I got friends in high places.Sereously
whatch Yu yu Hakusho or I'll give Goku all your training equipment!People working at the nuthouse are looking for me help
me hide.Can you help me kill my father?He likes Goku.When's ypu birthday I wanna give you dunplings as a present.You also
act like Hiei.I'm riting a fanfic about you and a bunch of characters from differnt animes can you tell me of a way to torture
Goku and Kenshin?Don't worry you're one of the people who dosen't suffer.I allso want you to whatch Rurouni Kenshin and if
you don't I'll tell Bulma that you're having an afair oh well gota go and kill people and blame it on Goku bye bye.
| KICK KAKAROT'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: Kami, why must I answer these questions!?
PerfectCell17: Because I said so! *sticks out tongue*
Vegeta: Since when do I listen to you?!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, you're gonna answer them and that's that!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: First question, can Mental borrow ten dollars? She found a book called '10000001 Ways to Kill Trunks Without
Being Freakishly Strong'.
Vegeta: I doubt that a book will be able to help her! But I am curious... *gives Mental ten bucks*
PerfectCell17: Next question, how many languages do you speak?
Vegeta:Three, English, Japanese and Saiyajin.
PerfectCell17: Cool, Mental got accepted to Rancho High School in Las Vegas, aren't you happy?
Vgeeta: Will she still be able to send in questions?
PerfectCell17: Yeppers!
Vegeta: Then no!
PerfectCell17: You know you love to answer these! Are you sure you don't wanna marry Mental?
Vegeta: I'm sure! She can train with me, help me torture Kakarot, but NOT marry me!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Trunks yet? She give you eggrolls and lock Bulma in jail!
Vegeta: She can go ahead and try, but my son is no weakling! He will be the one doing the killing!
PerfectCell17: I wouldn't be too sure about that... Anyways, Mental says to watch Yu Yu Hakusho or else she'll give Kakarot
ALL of your training equipment!
Vegeta: I'll kill Kakarot before he can even touch my training equipment! Besides, I don't need it, since I have a new
punching bag! *looks at Mental*
PerfectCell17: Mental wants you to help her hide because the people at the nut house are looking for her.
Vegeta: She can hide in my GR since she's training with me!
PerfectCell17: Wow, I think that was the nicest thing you've said ALL day!
Vegeta: Hmph, tell me the next damn question!
PerfectCell17: Can you help ,Mental kill her father?
Vegeta: I hate helping people, but killing IS my speciality, so I guess.
PerfectCell17: When's your birthday?
Vegeta: It's in a month that does not exist on Earth, only on Planet Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: Well, don't you know what your birthday is on Earth?
Vegeta: Of course I do! What do I look like, Kakarot!?
PerfectCell17: Then what is it?!
Vegeta: None of your damn business!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, Mental is writing a fanfic about different animes! Do you know any ways to torture Kakarot and
Kenshin?
Vegeta: Make them answer these questions!
PerfectCell17: *pinches Vegeta*
Vegeta: What the hell, brat!?
PerfectCell17: You do call everyone brat, don't you? Why are you being so mean today!?
Vegeta: That's how I am everyday! Are we done yet?!
PerfectCell17: Nope, one more thing! Mental says for you to watch Rurouni Kenshin, and if you don't she'll tell Bulma
that you're having an affair!
Vegeta: Like the woman will believe it! Now are we done?!
PerfectCell17: Yeppers ^_^
Vegeta: *takes off into the sky*
PerfectCell17: So impatient... Thanks for the questions! ^_^
Question 5:
Vegeta it's your fault that I flushed all that crap down the toilet I was hopeing that you'd help me.How the hell are
you looking at me and why do ya want me to be your punching bag?Is it 'cuz I'm in love with Hiei?Can I kill Bulma?How old
is Trunks?Oh I can't find Trunks is he hidding from me?What's your IQ?Mine's 120.Will you be my new dad?Mine sucks!If you
don't wanna be my dad then will you be my new 2nd mom?I wanna tell people I'm related to you so they can stop being scared
of me.How much do ya hate me now?Do you think I'm crazzy?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, and Inuyasha or I'll never
stop asking questions.Are you sure you don't wanna be my husband?I'll sell Trunks to slavery.Can I live with you durring the
Summer?If I kill Trunks will you stop likeing me?Do you whatch South Park?Can I have you boots?How big is your hair?Who would
you rather marry Goku or Gohan?Who would you rather eat Goku or Gohan?I told Bulma that you let me kill a Trunks Will you
forgive me?What can kill you?Can I smell your feet?Oh well gotta go and kill my rival and blame it on Goku oh that reminds
me can I continue blaming stuff on Goku?Bye bye.
| I'M GONNA KILL TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: Damn, is there no end!?
PerfectCell17: Nope! ^_^
Vegeta: Well, let's just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Well the first part isn't a question, it's a comment. Mental says it's your fault the she flushed all
that stuff down the toilet because she thought you would help her!
Vegeta: What do I look like, a plumber!?
PerfectCell17: I don't think that's what she meant!
Vegeta: Whatever, get on with the blasted questions!
PerfectCell17: Okay, how the hell were you looking at Mental yesterday?
Vegeta: That's none of either of your business!
PerfectCell17:...uh, next question, why do you want Mental as your punching bag? Is it because she's in love with Hiei?
Vegeta: I couldn't care less about who that pathetic demon loves! And I only want her as a punching bag because then
she'll actually be useful when we train!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Bulma?
Vegeta: No! I do not want anybody to kill the woman!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, how old is Trunks?
Vegeta: How in the hell should I know!?
PerfectCell17: Maybe because you're his father!
Vegeta: It's the woman's job to keep track of that stuff! I only work on his training and making sure he don't go soft
like Kakarot's brats!
PerfectCell17: Menatl can't seem to find Trunks, is he hiding?
Vegeta: The brat would NEVER hide from some weak demon!
PerfectCell17: What's your IQ? Mental's is 120!
Vegeta: I don't know, I've never taken an Earth IQ quiz! But I was the smartest Saiyan on Planet Vegeta besides my father!
PerfectCell17: Who would of thought, Vegeta actually has a brain!
Vegeta: *glares at PerfectCell17*
PerfectCell17: You know I'm joking! Next question, will you be Mental's new dad?
Vegeta: Hell no! Two brats are enough!
PerfectCell17: Well then, will you be her second mom?
Vegeta: WHAT!?
PerfectCell17: Uh...I'll take that as a no.
Vegeta: You got that right! I am NEVER going to be anyone's mom!
PerfectCell17: But she wants to tell people that she is related to you, so people will stop being scared of her.
Vegeta: No, one family is enough!
PerfectCell17: How much do you hate her now?
Vegeta: As much as I hate you!
PerfectCell17: That's mean!
Vegeta: Yeah, so?
PerfectCell17: I'm not even gonna bother! Do you think Mental is crazy?
Vegeta: She's the second craziest person I've ever met, besides Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: Do you think I'm crazy?
Vegeta: You're the third!
PerfectCell17: ^_^ Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin and Inu Yasha or Mental will never stop asking questions!
Vegeta: Hmph, I just won't answer the questions!
PerfectCell17: Oh yes you will!
Vegeta: Whatever!
PerfectCell17: Moving on, are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: YES, I'M SURE! I already have to deal with the woman!
PerfectCell17: She said she'll sell Trunks to slavery.
Vegeta: What!? My son is NOT a slave! He is a Saiyan!
PerfectCell17: Well, can she live with you for the summer?
Vegeta: No! I will only train with her!
PerfectCell17: If Mental kills Trunks will you stop liking her?
Vegeta: Who said I liked her in the first place?!
PerfectCell17: You know you like her!
Vegeta: Whatever! Besides she could never kill the brat anyway!
PerfectCell17: Do you watch South Park?
Vegeta: South Park? I have no time for earth TV, I have training to do!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have your boots?
Vegeta: No, she can get her own!
PerfectCell17: Wow, aren't you generous!
Vegeta: Hey, I already gave her twelve bucks!
PerfectCell17: How big is your hair?
Vegeta: How should I know?! What do you think I go around measuring my hair?!
PerfectCell17: You never know...who would you rather marry Gohan or Kakarot?
Vegeta: WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER MARRY EITHER OF THEM!!!
PerfectCell17: Okay then, who would you rather eat?
Vegeta: NEITHER!
PerfectCell17: Sheesh, you don't have to yell! Mental told Bulma that you said she can kill Trunks, will you forgive
her?
Vegeta: I don't care! She will never kill him anyways!
PerfectCell17: Next, what can kill you?
Vegeta: Nothing! I am the Prince of ALL Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Uh...huh...can Mental smell your feet?
Vegeta: What the hell is wrong with this girl?! She can't smell my feet!
PerfectCell17: I think it's funny!
Vegeta: You WOULD!
PerfectCell17: Okay final question, can Mental blame all the stuff she does on Kakarot?
Vegeta: Go for it! I don't care! So, we're done?
PerfectCell17: *nods*
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Thanks for the questions!
Question 6:
VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are you sure you don't wanna be my husband?I don't wanna have kids.If
you won't be my dad, 2nd mom, husband, or friend then will you be one of my big brothers?Do you love Bulma?Do you love your
kids?Did ya know that you're as cute as Hiei?I lost my 10000001 Ways to Kill Trunks Without Being Freakishley Strong
book will you buy me a new one?It's only $6721651258126518256674136584258.01.Do you like me?Do you love me?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho,
Rurouni Kenshin, and Inuyasha or I'll go and live with you for the rest of your natrual life!Do you read Shonen Jump?I was
droped on my head when I was a baby is that bad?A friend told me that you got 100000 nests in your hair is that true?When
I kill Trunks can I keep his head as a trophey?how do you spell death?I've read alot of fanfics that say you're gay is that
true?What's your last name?Is it true that you and Goku have been secretly maried for 10 years?My birthday is on May 23 will
you celebrate?I'll celebrate yours.Are you an angel? Can I smell you?Can I have a pint of your blood?I promice I won't do
anything creepy with it I just wanna tell people that I got your blood.I stil take naps is that normal?I'm 13 in case you
forgot.Be my friend.Oh well gotta go and kill my best friend that I found with the money Vegeta gave me in a sewer while I
was looking for a new Tv witch I never found bye bye.
| KAKAROT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: Will they never end?!
PerfectCell17: Not as long as you have friends! So never! ^_^
Vegeta: Let's just get this over with so I can continue my training!
PerfectCell17: Whatever you say! Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: YES I AM SURE! I'm not going to change to my mind either! Got it!?
PerfectCell17: Okay, but she don't want to have kids though.
Vegeta: I don't give a damn whether she wants kids or not! I'm NOT gonna marry her!
PerfectCell17: Fine, next question, will you be one of Mental's big brothers since you won't be her husband, dad, second
mom, or friend?
Vegeta: No, I will NOT be her older brother either!
PerfectCell17: Whatever, do you love Bulma?
Vegeta: *slightly blushes* That's none of your business, weaklings!
PerfectCell17: Wow, aren't you nice. Do you love your kids?
Vegeta: *still blushing* What'd I say!? That's none of your business!
PerfectCell17: I'll take that as a yes! Okay, did you know you're as cute as Hiei?
Vegeta: First, I am not 'cute'! Second, I don't compare myself to other people!
PerfectCell17: Mental lost her '10000001 Ways to Kill Trunks Without Being Freakishly Strong' book and was wondering
if you could give her money for a new one.
Vegeta: How much is this book?
PerfectCell17: $6721651258126518256674136584258.01.
Vegeta: What?! I don't even think the woman has that much money!
PerfectCell17: So, is that a no?
Vegeta: Of course it is!
PerfectCell17: Do you like Mental?
Vegeta: Hmph, I like her as a punching bag!
PerfectCell17: Do you love her?
Vegeta: WHAT?! I barely like her as a punching bag!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin and Inu Yasha or Mental will come live with you for the rest of her
natural life!
Vegeta: Ha! I'd like to see her try! The woman wouldn't even let her in the house!
PerfectCell17: Do you read Shonen Jump?
Vegeta: I have more important things to do than read Shonen whatever it's called!
PerfectCell17: It's called Shonen Jump, and I think you should read it! It's cool!
Vegeta: Whatever!
PerfectCell17: Mental was dropped on her head as a baby, is that bad?
Vegeta: *chuckles* I wouldn't say bad, but that does explain ALOT of things!
PerfectCel17: You can be so mean! A friend of Mental's told her that you have 100000 nests in your hair, is that true?
Vegeta: What?! Who in the hell said that nonsense?! That is a lie!
PerfectCell17: *lloks at Vegeta's hair* Hmmm... Anyways, when Mental kills Trunks can she keep his head as a trophy?
Vegeta: She won't even be able to kill Trunks!
PerfectCell17: How do you spell death?
Vegeta: K-A-K-A-R-O-T!
PerfectCell17: Mental's read alot of fan fics that say you're gay, is it true?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* WHAT?!?! I AM NOT GAY!!
PerfectCell17: Okay then, what's your last name?
Vegeta: Last names are for Earthlings! Saiyan do not have last names!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that you and Kakarot have been secretly married for the last ten years?
Vegeta: *vein bulges again* I AM NOT MARRIED TO THAT BAKA!!
PerfectCell17: Mental's birthday is on May 23, will you celebrate it?
Vegeta: No, I don't bother to celebrate my birthday, so I sure as hell am not gonna celebrate hers!
PerfectCell17: Will you celebrate mine, it's June 23?
Vegeta: Did you not hear what I just said?!
PerfectCell17: Mental wants to know if you're an angel?
Vegeta:No, but I DO kill angels!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental smell you?
Vegeta: What the hell is wrong with this girl!? No she cannot smell me!
PerfectCell17: Can she have a pint of your blood? She won't do anything creepy, she just wants to say that she has your
blood.
Vegeta: My blood stays in me! If you want it you'll have to beat it out of me!
PerfectCell17: Mental still takes naps, is that normal?
Vegeta: Well, I still takes naps after training!
PerfectCell17: Cool! Mental says she's 13 incase you forgot. Be her friend!
Vegeta: Make me! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: *sigh* Thanks for the questions!
Question 7:
yo yo yo yo! what up vegeta
question: kakarott is an idiot, why dont you just kill that pathetic ejitt now. Instaed you help him in battle
I LOVE KING VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: KILL COURTNEY LOVE FOR ME
PerfectCell17: Look Vegeta, you got a question for someone BESIDES Mental!
Vegeta: So, they're still annoyng questions!
PerfectCell17: Just shut up and answer! Kakarot is an idiot, so why don't you just kill that pathetic ejitt now? Instead
you just help him in battle!
Vegeta: As much as I love to kill that pathetic baka Kakarot, the woman is too fond of him! Damn woman...
PerfectCell17: Oh, soo that's why!
Vegeta: And as for the helping him in battle thing, I have to help him because alone he'd get the planet blown up!
PerfectCell17: Arctic Cold wants you to kill Courtney Love for her.
Vegeta: If I kill somebody the woman will disable the gravity chamber! Is that all?!
PerfectCel117: Yep!
Vegeta: Good, cause I have some training to do! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Whatver! Thanks for the questions! ^_^
Question 8:
Hello it's me Mental again and I've gotten more evil!Oh well I got a bunch of questions for Vegeta and some for PerfectCell17
first for Vegeta.Vegeta what's your name?You're as hot as Hiei did ya know that?I found my book are you happy?Whatch Yu yu
Hakusho, Naruto, Inuyasha, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll make Britney Spears live with you forever!!!!Can I have another dollar?Gohan
stole my money.Are you sure you won't be my friend?Why don't you wanna be my husband?My friend told me that you smell like
flowers, oranges, strawberies, a gymbag, and a dab of prefume is that true?Do I make you unomfortable?I found out that my
father droped me on my head over 30 times when I was a baby is that bad?Can I call you daddy?Can I call you Mommy?Can I call
you Susie the princes of all BBQ?Can I call you Veggie-kun?What's a brain?I got over 20 brothers and sisters and none of us
have the same mom except my 12 year old brother is that wierd?My father used to abuse me so I never got to know what it's
like to have a father's love so will you be my new dad?Can I blow up your traning equipment?'Kay got questions for PerfectCell17
too firs will you be my friend?Do you think I'm disturbing?Can I kill all your teachers?Can you force Vegeta to be my friend?I
like you do you like me?Oh no my friends are here I gotta go and hide my weaponds before they find them bye bye.
| I'M GONNA KILL KAKAROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
PerfectCell17: It's that time again!
Vegeta: Dammit! They just keep coming!
PerfectCell17: Stop your complaining and start answering! First, what's your
name?
Vegeta: Prince Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: You're as hot as Hiei, did you know that?
Vegeta: No, I didn't know that because I don't compare myself to weaklings!
PerfectCell17: Mental found her book are you happy?
Vegeta: *sarcastically* Oh, I'm sooo happy that that demon found her book!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin and Inu Yasha or Mental'll make Britney Spears live with you forever!
Vegeta: Ha! The woman won't let anyone live with us!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have another dollar?
Vegeta: I'm not even gonna bother arguing this time! *gives Mental a dollar*
PerfectCell17: Gohan stole her money.
Vegeta: I knew Kakarot's brat wasn't all innocent like he seems!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's friend?
Vegeta: Yes, I'm sure! I have no use for petty attachments such as friends!
PerfectCell17: Why don't you wanna be her husband?
Vegeta: I told you! I don't have use for any petty attachments!
PerfectCell17: But you're married to Bulma!
Vegeta: The woman's different!
PerfectCell17: How so?
Vegeta: Just drop it and ask the next question!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend told her that you smell like flowers, oranges, strawberries, a gym bag and a dab of perfume,
is that true?
Vegeta: What!? I DO NOT smell like things that the woman smells like!
PerfectCell17: Then what do you smell like?
Vegeta: Training!
PerfectCell17: Uh..huh...Does Mental make you uncomfortable?
Vegeta: Hmph, nothing make the Prince of ALL Saiyans uncomfortable!
PerfectCell17: Mental found out that her father dropped her on her head over 30 times when she was a baby, is that bad?
Vegeta: It's not THAT bad, afterall I've done it to the brat a few times!
PerfectCell17: O.o Can she call you daddy?
Vegeta: No, she can call me Prince Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: What about mommy?
Vegeta: What did I just say?!
PerfectCell17: Well, can Mental call you Susie the Prince of all BBQs?
Vegeta: NO! Vegeta--Prince of all Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: What about Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: What the hell is up with all the damn nicknames!? If you want you can call me Vegeta-sama!
PerfectCell17: What's a brain?
Vegeta: Something neither of you have!
PerfectCell17: You're such a baka! Anyways, Mental has over 20 brothers and sisters and none of them have the mom
except her 12 year old brother, is that weird?
Vegeta: I think any more than 2 brats is weird, no matter who the mother is!
PerfectCell17: Mental's father abused her so she never knew what it was like to have a father's love, so will you be
her new dad?
Vegeta: No! I didn't even have a father past the age of 6 and I turned out fine!
PerfectCell17: Sure you did...My father's a major ass who loves his new wife and kids more than me! What the hell is
up with dads in the world?! You better not screw up being a father, Vegeta!
Vegeta: The woman won't let me screw up!
PerfectCell17: Moving on, can Mental blow up your training equipment?
Vegeta: NOBODY blows up my training equipment! I'll blast them before they can even touch it!
PerfectCell17: Yay! Mental has questions for me!
Vegeta: And you're excited about that!?
PerfectCell17: Yep! Will you ask me them Vegeta?
Vegeta: Will I be able to get out of here quicker?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Fine! Will you be Mental's friend?
PerfectCell17: Sure! Unlike you Vegeta, I actually like to have friends!
Vegeta: Do you think Mental's disturbing?
PerfectCell17: Not disturbing...amusing!
Vegeta: Can Mental kill your teachers?
PerfectCell17: Please do it! Kill 'em all!
Vegeta: Hmph, I'll answer your next question! The question is 'can you force Vegeta to be my friend?' No, she CANNOT!
PerfectCell17: I'll try to!
Vegeta: Mental likes you, do you like her?
PerfectCell17: Yep! I think she's very cool and funny!
Vegeta: What are you on? I don't wanna know...Well that's all the damn questions! I'm leaving now! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Yay! I got questions! Thanks!
Question 9:
I GOT A NEW FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You got no idea how insanely happy that makes me!I ate to much pure sugar
someone remind me to not loose another bet!Don't worry I ain't gonna tel him nothing.I got questions for both of ya again
1st for Vegeta.Mommy can I borrow another dollar?Goten stole my damn money.Susie princess of all BBQ who do you love more
me, Bulma, or our kids?Veggie-kun can I call you PerfectCell17's slave?Daddy I got a friend that says that you and Trunks
are lovers and you 2 have been maried for 15 years and got 4 kids together is that true?I love Hiei is that bad?Vegeta can
I call you Bulma's slave?Vegeta people tell me that I can personality is alot like yours what do you think?How'd ya know that
I'm a girl?I told Buma that you've droped Trunks on the head will you forgime me?I've read alot of fanfics that say Trunks
and Goten are lovers is that true?What's you wife's name?What's your kids' names?I found out what a brain is an I got one
I got an IQ of 120 in case you forgot!What dose IQ stand for?What do ya think about Yuca mountain and the dumpping of nuclear
waste?Are you maried?Can I have your hair?Do you got kids?will you do PerfectCell17's and my homework?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho,
Naruto, Inuyasha, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll tell Bulma that you and Trunks are lovers!'Kay I got questions for PerfectCell17
1st Are you maried?Do you have kids?If Veggie-kun becomes my dad or my mom will me and the brother that lives with me turn
out just like him?What school do you go to and where's the school?I gota know so I can kill them.Are you an angel?Can I be
related to you?Dose high school suck?Is Veggie-kun a man or a woman?Have you ever seen Yu yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Naruto, or
Rurouni Kenshin?What do you think about Yucca Mountain and the dumping of nuclear waste?Is it true that Vegeta lives at an
inchanted island with mermaids durring the winter and becomes one himself?Oh well that all the questions I got I gotta go
and kill my other friends 'cuz they stole my Tv.How the hell am I supose to live!Bye bye.
| I tortured Veggie-kun and I'm proud of it! | 
Vegeta: Dammit, will she never stop?!
PerfectCell17: What do I say everytime you ask?
Vegeta: Well, I was hoping that she would stop!
PerfectCell17: Never!
Vegeta: Great, let's just get this over so I can continue my training!
PerfectCell17: First, I wanna remind Mental not to lose another bet!
Vegeta: *lost* What does that have to do with asking me questions!?
PerfectCell17: Wow, are you actually WANTING to answer these?
Vegeta: NEVER! I hate these!
PerfectCell17: Well whatever, Mental asks 'mommy, can I borrow another dollar?'
Vegeta: WHAT!? I am NOT that demons mother! I'm not even her friend!
PerfectCell17: What about the dollar? She said that Goten stole her money!
Vegeta: Hmph, I knew Kakarot's brats weren't as innocent as they looked! But if it'll shut you up I'll give you the damn
dollar! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Next, Susie Prince of all BBQs who do you love more Bulma, Mental or yours and Mental's kids?
Vegeta: Who the hell said that I had kids with that demon!? And I don't LOVE her, I barely even like her! So, I guess
I'd have to go with the woman! And what the hell's up with the Susie, Prince of BBQs?! It's Vegeta, Prince of ALL Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Uh...huh...Mental wants to know if she can call you my slave?
Vegeta: *vein bulges* WHAT!? The Prince of ALL Saiyans is NOBODYS slave! If anything SHE is MY slave!
PerfectCell17: In your dreams!
Vegeta: All shall bow before the Saiyan Prince! Mwahahahahahahaha!
PerfectCell17: O.o Moving on, Mental has a friend that says that you and Trunks are lovers, have been married for 15
years and have 4 kids, is that true?
Vegeta: What?! Me and the brat!? Never! What the hell is wring with these people!?
PerfectCell17: Mental loves Hiei, is that bad?
Vegeta: As long as she don't love me I don't care!
PerfectCell17: Can she call you Bulma's slave?
Vegeta: What the hell did I say before?! I am a slave to no one!
PerfectCell17: Well, weren't you Frieza's slave?
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Nevermind...People say that Mental's personality is like yours, what do you think?
Vegeta: No one this annoying can be like ME!
PerfectCell17: How do you know that Mental's a girl?
Vegeta: Well, I should hope so since she asked to marry me! And she's in love with that weakling Hiei!
PerfectCell17: That doesn't mean Mental's a girl.
Vegeta: O.o
PerfectCell17: Anyways, Mental told Bulma about you dropping Trunks on his head when he was a baby!
Vegeta: Dammit! Looks like I'll be sleeping in the gravity room for a while!
PerfectCell17: Will you forgive Mental?
Vegeta: Not if I'm stuck in the gravity chamber, well maybe I will if I have my 'punching bag'! *looks at Mental*
PerfectCell17: Mental's read alot of fanfics saying that Goten and Trunks are lovers, is that true?
Vegeta: Hell no! The brat would never go out with a male, especially not if it's the spawn of Kakarot!
PerfectCell17: What's your wife's name?
Vegeta: Well to me it's 'woman', but her actual name is Bulma something!
PerfectCell17: I think her last names Briefs.
Vegeta: Well how the hell am I suppose to know that?!
PerfectCell17: Maybe because your her husband!
Vegeta: So?
PerfectCell17: I'm not gonna bother...What are your kids names?
Vegeta: Brats, but the woman names them Bra and Trunks.
PerfectCell17: Guess what? Mental got a brain and it had an IQ of 120!
Vegeta: Too bad she hasn't learned how to use it!
PerfectCell17: What does IQ stand for?
Vegeta: How the hell should I know!? I don't bother with anything about this pathetic mudball!
PerfectCell17: Mental wants to know what you think about the dumping of nuclear waste onYuca Mountain.
Vegeta: Like I just said I don't give a damn about anything that happens on this planet!
PerfectCell17: Are you married?
Vegeta: What the hell is she on!? Yes I'm married, to the woman!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have your hair?
Vegeta: No! What is wrong with her?! First she asks for my boots, then my blood and now my hair!?
PerfectCell17: Is that a no?
Vegeta: YES!
PerfectCell17: Yes you'll give her your hair, or yes you won't?
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: I guess that was a no that you won't. Do you have kids?
Vegeta: I've told you over and over again! Yes, I have the two brats! Got it!? Kami!
PerfectCell17: Kami has nothing to do with this, well actually isn't it Dende now?
Vegeta: Yes Dende does have someting to do with this! He's torturing me with these ridiculous questions!
PerfectCell17: Well complaining about isn't gonna stop it!
Vegeta: You're right! *powers up*
PerfectCel117: Killing her won't stop the questions either! Another obsessee will come along!
Vegeta: *powers down* Then just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay, Mental wants to know if you'll do mine and her homework.
Vegeta: How many times do I have to tell you?! The Prince of ALL Saiyans is nobody's slave!
PerfectCell17: Fine! Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Ruourni Kenshin and Inu Yasha or Mental'll tell Bulma that you and Trunks are
lovers!
Vegeta: Ha! Like the woman will believe that!
PerfectCell17: You never know...Okay that's it for your questions! Now it's my turn!
Vegeta: Do I have to ask you them again!?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Dende why!?
PerfectCell17: Just shut up and ask!
Vegeta: Are you married?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: Do you have any brats?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: I already know this will NEVER happen, but I'll let that demon dream. If I became Mental's father or mother will
the brother that lives with her turn out like me?
PerfectCell17: I don't think so because I don't think anybody can be as weird as Vegeta!
Vegeta: Hmph! What school do you go to and where is it?
PerfectCell17: I go to Herman High School in Canada and please come kill my teachers!
Vegeta: Are you an angel?
PerfectCell17: Nope!
Vegeta: Can the demon be related to you?
PerfectCell17: Sure!
Vegeta: Does high school suck?
PerfectCell17: Hell yeah! But it is better than grade school.
Vegeta: Am I, the Prince of all Saiyans a man or woman?
PerfectCell17: Well, I'm not to sure...
Vegeta: *forms ki blast*
PerfectCell17: Fine, he's a man!
Vegeta: Have you seen Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Naruto, or Rorouni Kenshin?
PerfectCell17: I love Inu Yasha, but I haven't seen any of the other ones.
Vegeta: What do you think about the dumping a nuclear waste on Yuca Mountain?
PerfectCell17: I think it's wrong.
Vegeta: Damn demon! Is it true that I live on an enchanted island with mermaids during the winter and and become one
myself.
PerfectCell17: *laughing*
Vegeta: What the hell are you laughing at?!
PerfectCell17: Vegeta the mermaid!
Vegeta: What?! You actually believe that?!
PerfectCell17: Well, I never see you in the winter...
Vegeta: That's because I'm training!
PerfectCell17: All winter?
Vegeta: Of course!
PerfectCell17: Uh..huh...
Vegeta: Well the damn questions are done! *takes off*
PerfectCell17: Hehehe 'Vegeta the mermaid', hmmm there's a good idea for a fic! lol Thanks for the questions!
Question 10:
It's me Mental again and first I gotta say sorry to Vegeta I ment to ask who do you love more YOUR kids, Bulma,
or me?He and I don't got children 'kay I was half asleep when I asked that question and I'm only 13.PerfectCell17 thanks for
reminding me to not loose a bet I haven't lost a bet since this morning!And I an a girl just 'cuz I don't act like one don't
mean I ain't one.Well I got questions for the both of you again.First Vegeta.Bulma's slave will you buy me a fish?Oh shit
I just got Gatorade on my computer this sucks it cost my mom $1,500.00!Wait it works IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!Veggie-kun
I never got an answer is it true that you live in an enchanted island with mermaids during the winter and become one yourself?Mommy
do you think that Inuyasha's cute?Daddy can I borrow another dollar?Bulma stole my money.PerfectCell17's slave is it true
that you and Mr.Poppo had an afair for 5 years and had triplets together?I do act like you it's just that I got about 10 personalyties
the one asking that questions is the one that almost gor me arested 25 times by asking the police if they've seen the dead
bodies of their abused children!Hiei is not weak he's strong, cute, smart, is faster than you, and wine's alot less he can
actualy stay calm!Sorry that was evil me don't worry I don't realy mean to insult you just don't kill me!Whatch Yu yu
Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, and Inuyasha or I'll tell Bulma that you live in an enchanted island with mermaids durring
the winter and become one yourself!'Kay questions for PerfectCell17.1st do you think that Inuyasha's cute?(sorry I ask that
question to everyone) Don't worry I don't think that Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, or Naruto come out in Canada and Naruto
has only been released in Japan I get the DVDs from E-bay.How do you want me to be related to you?Will you do me a favor?Call
Vegeta Veggie-kun forever just for torture.Do Susie princes of all BBQ's feet realy smell like an enchanted mermaid after
running 26527438 laps?My friend says that you're Vegeta's cousin is that true?Is it true that Veggie-kun dreams about Yamcha
and their former afair every night?Oh no my other best friend is home I gotta hide the money I stole from his mother's bank
acount oh and PerfectCell17 will you be my best friend?Gota go bye bye
I made Susie the princes of all BBQ (A.K.A. Vegeta)
uncomfortable
and I'm proud of that! | 
PerfectCell17: Yay! More questions! Isn't that great?
Vegeta: If you say so...
PerfectCell17: Okay, I made a mistake with the questions yesterday, who do you love more Bulma, your kids or Mental?
Vegeta: The Prince of Saiyans doesn't LOVE anyone, but I would have to go with the woman!
PerfectCell17: Awww isn't that sweet Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: Hmph! And enough with the damn nicknames! My name is Prince Vegeta or Vegeta-sama!
PerfectCell17: Okay next question, Bulma's slave will you by Mental a fish?
Vegeta: What!? I'm not the woman's slave, she's my slave! And I refuse to buy anyone who calls me so a fish!
PerfectCell17: We never got a ture answer to the question is it true that you live on an enchanted island with mermaids
during the winter and become one yourself?
Vegeta: Let me get this strait, I am NOT a mermaid, nor do I live with any! Is that a clear answer now!?
PerfectCell17: Whatever 'Vegeta the mermaid'! That's cute!
Vegeta: Hmph! Get on with the questions now!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, do you think Inu Yasha's cute?
Vegeta: I am NOT your 'mommy'! And I don't think any member of the male species is cute!
PerfectCell17: Daddy, can Mental borrow another dollar, she says that Bulma stole her money?
Vegeta: The woman wouldn't need to steal money from that demon! She's the richest person on this planet!
PerfectCell17: So can she have the dollar?
Vegeta: If it'll get me outta here sooner! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Such a generous Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Uh...Next question, PerfectCell17's slave is it true that you and Mr Popo had an affair for five years
and had triplets?
Vegeta: Dammit, I am NOT PerfectCell17's slave! She is MY slave! And me and that beach ball did NOT have an affair and
did not have triplets!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Ruourni Kenshin, Naruto and Inu Yasha or Mental will tell Bulma that you live on
an enchanted island with mermaids in the winter and become one yourself!
Vegeta: Like the woman will believe that I'm some enchanted mermaid!
PerfectCell17: Just watch them!
Vegeta: Make me!
PerfectCell17: Why bother? Okay, now it's my turn for questions!
Vegeta: Dammit, I take it I gotta ask them again?!
PerfectCell17: Yepper!
Vegeta: Whatever, do you think Inu Yasha's cute?
PerfectCell17: I love Inu Yasha, he is soo cute! I love the ears!
Vegeta: O.o How do you want that demon to be related to you?
PerfectCell17: It doesn't matter to me!
Vegeta: Damn that demon! Will you call me Veggie-kun forever to torture me?
PerfectCell17: Sure thing! Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: Hmph! Do my, the Prince of all Saiyans feet smell like an enchanted mermaid after running 26527438 laps?
PerfectCell17: Um Veggie-kun, the email says Susie Prince of BBQ not Prince of Saiyans!
Vegeta: Like I'm gonna call myself that ridiculous name! One of Mental's friends tole her that your my cousin, is that
true?
PerfectCell17: No, but I am part Saiyan!
Vegeta: You are?
PerfectCell17: Yep! Half demon, quarter Saiyan and querter human!
Vegeta: O.o I'm soooo going to kill that demon!
PerfectCell17: Just ask the damn question!
Vegeta: Is it true that I dream about Yamcha and our former affair every night?
PerfectCell17: Oh, Veggie-kun had an affair on Yancha!
Vegeta: Hell no! Especially not with that weak moron!
PerfectCell17: Sure you didn't, just like you don't dream about it every night!
Vegeta: *goes Super Saiyan*
PerfectCell17: Okay fine! You didn't have an affair with Yamcha and you don't dream about it!
Vegeta: That's better! Finally, last question! Will you be Mental's best friend?
PerfectCell17: Sure! ^_^
Vegeta: I'm going to train! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Damn that Vegeta! Anyways, thanks for the questions!
Question 11:
Yay your my new best friend!!!!!!!!Yes Veggie-kun thats a clear enough answer.I got wierd questions for both of ya again
first PerfectCell17.What's Canada like?Is high school hard?Do you think that Miroku's cute?Do you find me anoying?Besides
Inuyasha and DragonBall Z what other shows do you whatch?Your father sucks too we got a lot in common then don't we?Wow you
think Inuyasha's cute to I love his ears and Sesshuomaru's cute too.Do you have a goat?Is it true that Veggie-kun's mother
is part fish, part goat, and part mutant enchanted mermaid?Can I buy Veggie-kun from you?'Kay now I tortute Vegeta.Vegeta
why do you get mad when I call you mommy but not when I call you daddy?Daddy I told Bulma that you think she's your slave
will you forgive me?Do you think PerfectCell17 is cute?What's a lesbian?Are you one?What's you real name?What do you think
of me?My friends say that you and Naraku form Inuyasha got maried and had 7 children together is that true?Whatch Inuyasha,
Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll send evil dancing llamas to your house!What's your favorite Tv show?Is
Goku a man or a woman?Mommy I never got an answer is it true that your feet smell like an enchanted mermaid after running
26527438 laps?Susie princes of all BBQ is it true that for the first 6 years of your marrage you were in love with Yamcha?Is
it true that you and Krillin used to be in love?Oh shit my family's home oh well gotta go and kill my freind in California
and blame it on Goku bye bye.
| KAKAROT SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Vegeta: Damn, will this go on forever!?
PerfectCell17: Yep!
Vegeta: Dammit! Just get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Actually the first questions are for me!
Vegeta: And I guess I'm suppose to read them!
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^
Vegeta: *sighs* What's Canada like?
PerfectCell17: Well, I don't know! It's pretty cool, peaceful and VERY boring! But the bad part is it's hard to
find anime around here!
Vegeta: Is high school hard?
PerfectCell17: Not really hard, but totally BORING! I can't stand being bored!
Vegeta: Do you think Miroku's cute?
PerfectCell17: He is pretty cute, but not nearly as cute as the dog eared wonder Inu Yasha!
Vegeta: Do you find that demon annyoing?
PerfectCell17: Nope! Actually I like her question asking and stuff because it keeps me from going insane from bordem!
Vegeta: Well I think she's annoying!
PerfectCell17: You think everyone's annoying!
Vegeta: Besides Inu Yasha and DragonBall Z what other shows do you watch?
PerfectCell17: I like Yu-Gi-Oh, The Simpsons, Roseanne, Friends, That 70's Show and ALOT of other shows that I can't
think of right now!
Vegeta: You two got alot in common then, don't you?
PerfectCell17: Surprisingly yeah! I know what you meant when you said that just because you don't act like a girl doesn't
mean you aren't one! Also we both love bugging Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: *glares* Do you have a goat?
PerfectCell17: I have two cats, but sadly no goats.
Vegeta: Damn that demon and her questions! Is it true that my mother is part fish, part goat, and part mutant enchanted
mermaid?
PerfectCell17: I have no clue, but you never know...
Vegeta: My mother was NOT a fish, goat, or enchanted mermaid!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure?
Vegeta: YES I'M SURE! Now, this is FINALLY the last of your questions! Can Mental by me from you?
PerfectCell17: Sadly, I do not own Veggie...
Vegeta: You're damn right about that!
PerfectCell17: But if I did I would share him with you! ^_^ But since I don't, we'll just have to continue to torture
him this way!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Yay, now it's time for your questions! Why is it that you get mad when when Mental calls you mommy but
not daddy?
Vegeta: What!? I hate when she calls me either!
PerfectCell17: Next question, daddy Mental told Bulma that you think she's your slave, will you forgive her?
Vegeta: I don't give a damn! I tell that to the woman all the time!
PerfectCell17: Aren't you nice! Do you think I'm cute?
Vegeta: What!? I do not think of the female species as 'cute', but as an enigma!
PerfectCell17: Hmph! What's a lesbian?
Vegeta: What do I look like, a dictionary!? Don't they teach you anything in that building called a school!?
PerfectCell17: Uh... they don't really teach us about that!
Vegeta: Well then go ask your parents!
PerfectCell17: Are you a lesbain, Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: WHAT!? What the hell do you think I am, a woman!? Hell no! And stop calling me Veggie-kun!
PerfectCell17: Whats your real name?
Vegeta: Prince Vegeta!
PerfectCell17: What do you think of Mental?
Vegeta: I think that she's an annoying demon! But she would make a good punching bag!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that you and Naraku *starts laughing* from Inu Yasha got married and had seven children? *continues
to laugh her ass off*
Vegeta: What the hell are you laughing at!?
PerfectCell17: Nothing, it's just that you and Naraku would make such a cute couple!
Vegeta:How many times do I have to tell you that I am NOT in love with or have married any people of the male species!
PerfectCell17: Watch Inu Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto and Yu Yu Hakusho or Mental will send evil dancing llamas to
your house!
Vegeta: What do I care!? When the llamas come I'll blast them!
PerfectCell17: What's your favourite TV show?
Vegeta: I do not have time for that box that humans called a TV! I have more important things to do, like train!
PerfectCell17: Is Kakarot a man or a woman?
Vegeta: I'm actually not to sure what that baka is...
PerfectCell17: Mommy Mental never got an answer to if your feet smell like enchanted mermaids after you run 25627438?
Vegeta: I don't know what my feet smell like, I have more important things to do than sniff my feet! And I don't know
what enchanted mermaids smell like!
PerfectCell17: Susie, Prince of all BBQ's is it true that you were in love with Yamcha for the first six years of your
marrage?
Vegeta: WHAT?! Me like that baka weakling! NEVER! And I am NOT Susie Prince of BBQs! I'm Vegeta, Prince of ALL Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Well is it true that you and Krillin use to be in love?
Vegeta: What the hell don't you get?! I do NOT love any males! Especially chrome-domes!
PerfectCell17: Okay that's it! That wasn't so bad, was it?
Vegeta: Speak for yourself! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Yay, more Veggie-kun torture! Thanks for the questions!
Question 12:
Okay Veggie-kun it's me Mental and I'm gonna torture you alot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!I got more questions 1st Veggie-kun.Do
you hate it when I call you daddy?Do you hate it when I call you mommy?do you hate it when I call you Susie princess of all
BBQ?Do you hate it when I call you Veggie-kun?Do you hate it when I call you Vegeta?Arew you potty trained?Can you give birth?What
would you do if Bulma told you that she's pregnant again?Mommy can I have a dollar?Trunks stole my money.Are you a virgin?Where
do babies come from?Are you shure you won't be my husband?My frined told me that you and Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh are maried and
have 56 children and 67 cats is that true?I told child servises that you droped Trunks oh his head when he was a baby will
you forgive me?Daddy will you buy me a dollar?You never told me what's a lesbian?What's maturbation?What the hell is a condom?My
friend cooked me breakfast and I've been seeing things since then and I had a dream that the Telitubies were chasing me while
they were holding yours and Goku's dead bodies is that normal?My friend told me that you got raped by a tree is that true?Is
it true that you and Hiei are twins?I fell on my head is that bad?When was your wedding day?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni
Kenshin, Naruto, and Inuyasha or I'll send you a thong and tell Bulma that it's from another woman!Okay now it's time for
PerfectCell17 to answer questions.Is it true that Vegeta's dad was a tree?Are you nice?I can't find Trunks do you know where
he is?Do you like torturing Veggie-kun?I got a fanfic would you like to read it?It's on mediaminer.org.Can I have one of Veggie
-kun's fingers?Can I become stronger than Vegeta?Can I live with you?How bad is high school?How smart are you?Do you think
I'm dumb?Ho do you spell antidisestablishment?Can you force Veggie-kun to be my new dad?Can I call you master?Do you like
snakes?I do.Can you force your slave to buy me a fish?I've read alot of fanfics that say that Vegeta and Bulma have trouble
in bed is that true?I gotta go it's time for my nap bye bye.
VEGGIE-KUN VEGGIE-KUN VEGGIE-KUN VEGIE-KUN
VEGGIE-KUN VEGGIE-KUN VEGGIE-KUN
VEGGIE-KUN.... | 
PerfectCel17: Look Veggie-kun, more questions!
Vegeta: *groans*
PerfectCell17: Yay! Okay here's your first question, do you hate it when Mental calls you daddy?
Vegeta: Hell yes!
PerfectCell17: What about mommy?
Vegeta: Yes!
PerfectCell17: Hehehe, I like this one! Do you hate it when Mental calls you Susie, Princess of all BBQ?
Vegeta: Grrr! Yes!
PerfectCell17: What about Veggie-kun, Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: Stop it with the damn nicknames! I HATE them all!
PerfectCell17: What about Vegeta?
Vegeta: Hmph, it's Prince Vegeta or Vegeta-sama to you two!
PerfectCell17: Are you potty trained, 'Vegeta-sama'?
Vegeta: That's better! And YES I'm potty trained!
PerfectCell17: Can you give birth?
Vegeta: HELL NO! Some third class Saiyans can, but I, being a Saiyan Prince cannot!
PerfectCell17: Some males can give birth?
Vegeta: Yes.
PerfectCell17: How?
Vegeta: Long story and I don't feel like wasting my breath explaining it to you!
PerfectCell17: O.o What would you do if Bulma told you that she was pregnant again?
Vegeta: That woman better not be pregnant again! I'd kill her! Two brats is enough!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, can Mental borrow a dollar? She said that Trunks stole her money.
Vegeta: Dammit, do NOT call me mommy unless you want to be sent on a one way trip to hell! And no that demon cannot have
a dollar because that brat would not steal her money and she insists on calling me those ridiculous nicknames!
PerfectCell17: Are you a virgin?
Vegeta: I have two brats, how in the hell can I be a virgin?!
PerfectCell17: Where do babies come from?
Vegeta: Their mothers!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you won't be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Yes, for the last time I'M SURE!
PerfectCell17: Somebody's grumpy today...
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: One of Mental's friends told her that you and Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh are married, have 56 kids and 67 cats,
is that true?
Vegeta: Okay, what the hell don't you get about the fact that I am NOT married to a male, do NOT have kids with one or
any cats!
PerfectCell17: Mental told child services that you dropped Trunks on his head, will you forgive her?
Vegeta: Like I care! I'll just blast child services if they come near my house!
PerfectCell17: Daddy, will you buy Mental a dollar?
Vegeta: NO, I am not giving that demon anymore money!
PerfectCell17: You never told Mental what a lesbian was!
Vegeta: I told her to go ask her parents!
PerfectCell17: What's masturbation?
Vegeta: What is this, Sex ed?! Go ask your parents...or a shrink!
PerfectCell17: What the hell is a condom?
Vegeta: Something that the woman and I should've used twice!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend cooked her breakfast and she's been seeing things since then and she had a dream that
the Tellitubbies were chasing her while they were holding yours and Kakarot's bodies, is that normal?
Vegeta: Nothing about that demon...or you is normal!
PerfectCell17: A friend told Mental that you were raped by a tree, is that true?
Vegeta: O.o A tree?! How in the hell can somebody get raped by a tree!?
PerfectCell17: You never know... Is it true that you and Hiei are twins?
Vegeta: Hmph! I do not have a twin! There is only one Saiyan Prince!
PerfectCell17: Mental fell on her head, is that bad?
Vegeta: I don't think it could do her any more damage!
PerfectCell7: That's so mean Veggie-kun!
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: When was your wedding day?
Vegeta: How in the hell should I know!? The woman keeps track of that stuff!
PerfectCell17: O.o Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto and Inu Yasha or Mental will send you a thong and tell
Bulma that it's from another woman!
Vegeta: The woman wouldn't believe it!She knows I hate the female species!
PerfectCell17: Yay, now for my questions!
Vegeta: *sighs* Is it true that my father was a tree? *mumbles death threat to Mental*
PerfectCell17: Um, I'm not sure. I don't think so, but you never know!
Vegeta: My father was NOT a tree! He was the king of Vegeta-sei! Are you nice?
PerfectCell17: Yep! ^_^ Well, most of the time, until my evil side comes out!
Vegeta: O.o The demon can't find the brat, do you know where he is?
PerfectCell17: I haven't seen him either! Maybe he's at templeotrunks...
Vegeta: Do you like torturing me?
PerfectCell17: Yup, it's my favourite hobby!
Vegeta: The demon has a fan fic, you wanna read it? It's on mediaminer.org.
PerfectCell17: Sure, I love reading fics!
Vegeta: Can Mental have one of my fingers?
PerfectCell17: Sure, if you can get it off him!
Vegeta: *glares* Ha, like this'll ever happen! Can that demon become stronger than me?
PerfectCell17: Go for it!
Vegeta: Can she live with you?
PerfectCell17: Sure! ^_^
Vegeta: How bad is high school?
PerfectCell17: If you can get passed the bordem, it isn't that bad! It's better if you have friends!
Vegeta: You have friends?!
PerfectCell17: Yep, but not many cause people annoy me! I like demons though!
Vegeta: How smart are you?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure. I know I use to be way above average, but I haven't use my brain for a while, so I'm not
sure.
Vegeta: Do you think that demon's dumb?
PerfectCell17: Actually, she seems pretty smart and she has a high IQ!
Vegeta: How do you spell antidisestablishment?
PerfectCell17: a-n-t-i-d-i-s-e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-m-e-n-t.
Vegeta: Can you force me to Mental's father?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, but I can try!
Vegeta: Can she call you master?
PerfectCell17: O.o Sure, go for it!
Vegeta: Do you like snakes?
PerfectCell17: They're not that bad. I've never gotten a chance to hold one, but I would!
Vegeta: *mumbles something about damn demons* Can you force your 'slave' to buy Mental a fish?
PerfectCell17: I don't know if I can force him, but I'll try!
Vegeta: Grrr! That demon read alot of fics that say that the woman and I have trouble in bed, is that true?
PerfectCell17: Umm, I don't know and I'm not sure I wanna know...
Vegeta: WE DON'T! That's it, we're FINALLY finished!
PerfectCell17: *starts buggin Veggie-kun to buy Mental a fish*
Vegeta: NO! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: *doesn't realize Veggie-kun took off and continues asking about the fish*
Thanks for the questions!
Question 13:
Hi it's me the evil disturbed child Mental and I got very very very evil questions for Vegie-kun 1st do you got a brain?Do
you know how to dance?Can I kill Bulma?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Naruto, Inuyasha, and Rurouni Kenshin or I'll tell Bulma
that you're gay!Is Trunks a girl?Is it true that Bulma is realy a man?Can I smell you boots?What's sex ed?Why did you say
that you and Bulma should've used a condom what is it?Will you buy me a pinguin?Do you got a goat?Will you sell Trunks to
slavery?I hate doing my homework will you do it for me?Vegeta-sama can I have a dollar?Susie princess of all BBQ can I call
you Vegggie-kun the enhanted mermaid?I hate mermaids don't you?My brother won't shut up about videogames and it get's anoying
help!Do you got any brothers or sisters?Can I have your toe?What's 69-ing?Will you be my 2nd mommy?Dose your breath smell
like dead bunnies?Now questions for Master 1st do you got any brothers or sisters?How manny episodes of Inuyasha has Canada
released?How about Yu-Gi-Oh?Is it posible for you to interview Inuyasha as well?You whatch Friends to I'm gonna cry on the
last episode aren't you?Oh crap now I sound like a girl oh wait I am a girl.Is it true that Vegeta and Bra are secretly maried
and that the got 75862 children together?Has Veggie-kun noticed that his children are named after articles of clothing?how
far is it from Argentina to Las Vegas?Can I call Vegeta Vegeta the enchanted mermaid?Are you healthy?One of my teachers gave
me this stupid project and I gotta find out stuff anout opium can you help me?I gotta go and find a new Tv in the sewers bye
bye.
| I TORTURED VEGETA TE ENCHANTED MERMAID!!!!!!!!!! | 
PerfectCell17: Yippee, more questions!
Vegeta: Dammit!
PerfectCell17: Come on it's not that bad! I actually think it's kinda fun!
Vegeta: Says you!
PerfectCell17: Okay, Veggie-kun's first question! Do you have a brain?
Vegeta: Hmph! I know I do, but I can't say the same for you and that demon!
PerfectCell17: Wow, aren't you nice! Next, do you know how to dance?
Vegeta: Hell no! Dancing is for females and weaklings!
PerfectCell17: I bet you'd be a good dancer!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental kill Bulma?
Vegeta: No! Nobody is allowed to kill the woman!
PerfectCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto and Inu Yasha or Mental will tell Bulma that you're gay!
Vegeta: The woman believe that either! She knows I like females!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure about that?
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: Moving on...is Trunks a girl?
Vegeta: I knew that the purple hair made him girly! And that brat IS a boy!
PerfectCell17: Is it true that Bulma's really a man?
Vegeta: What?! The woman IS a woman!
PerfectCell17: Is that why you call her woman, so people don't get her confused for a man?
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Can Mental smell your boots?
Vegeta: O.o What is with that demon?! She always want to smell me!
PerfectCell17: She likes you, that's all!
Vegeta: Hmph!
PerfectCell17: Mental wants to know what Sex ed is.
Vegeta: Hmph, go ask your parents, demon!
PerfectCell17: Wow, you're real helpful!
Vegeta: Feh!
PerfectCell17: Mental wants to know why you said that you and Bulma said you should have used a condom, and she also
wants to know what one is.
Vegeta: They stop you from having brats, that's why we should have used one!
PerfectCell17: Will you buy Mental a penguin?
Vegeta: I don't want to buy that demon anything!
PerfectCell17: Fine, do you got a goat?
Vegeta: Hell no, I hate animals!
PerfectCell17: Will you sell Trunks to slavery?
Vegeta: The woman won't let me, I already tried!
PerfectCell17: O.o Mental hates doing homework, will you do it for her?
Vegeta: No, that pathetic demon can do her won damn homework! I'm not a slave!
PerfectCell17: Vegeta-sama, can Mental have a dollar?
Vegeta: Hmph, that demon finally treated me with the respect I deserve! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Hehehe...Susie princess of all BBQs, can Mental call you Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid?
Vegeta: NO! Enough with the damn nick names! My name is Vegeta-sama to the likes of you!
PerfectCell17: She hates mermaids, don't you?
Vegeta: Yes, I hate ALL animals!
PerfectCell17: Mental's brother won't shut up about video games! Help her!
Vegeta: Ha, it's about time that demon got tortured!
PerfectCell17: Do you have any brothers or sisters, Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: Grr! No I do not!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental have one of your toes?
Vegeta: I swear she IS on something! No she cannot!
PerfectCell17: What's 69ing?
Vegeta: O.o Go ask a shrink or something!
PerfectCell17: Will you be Mental's second mommy?
Vegeta: Hell no! I already said that I will never be anyone's mother!
PerfectCell17: Fine, does your breath smell like dead bunnies?
Vegeta: How in the hell should I know?! I don't smell my breath!
PerfectCell17: Yay, now it's my turn!
Vegeta: *sighs* Do you have any brothers or sisters?
PerfectCell17: Nope, I'm an only child!
Vegeta: How many episodes of Inu Yasha have been released in Canada?
PerfectCell17: Only like 30.
Vegeta: What about Yu-Gi-Oh?
PerfectCell17: I think it's at like 125 or something.Yugi vs Kaiba just started in the Battle City semi finals.
Vegeta: The demon wants to know if you could also interview Inu Yasha.
PerfectCell17: I'm sure I could get him to answer some questions or something. Email about it and I'll tell you
more about that.
Vegeta: Mental says she's gonna cry during the last episode of Friends, are you?
PerfectCell17: Probably! I can't believe it's ending so soon!
Vegeta: *mumbles something about dead demons* Is it true that me and Bra are secretly married and have 75862 children?!
PerfectCell17: Um, not sure. You'd have to ask Veggie-kun that!
Vegeta: Dammit, I am NOT married to my damn daughter! Have I noticed that my brats are named after clothes?
PerfectCell17: Not sure, probably!
Vegeta: Yes and know and I don't care! The woman named the brats! How far is it from Argentina to Las Vegas?
PerfectCell17: No clue! I don't know anything about Canadian geography, let alone American!
Vegeta: *curses* Can that demon call me Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid?
PerfectCell17: Sure, go for it! ^_^
Vegeta: My name is Vegeta-sama and anyone who doesn't call me that will find themselves in the next dimension!
PerfectCell17: O.o
Vegeta: Are you healthy?
PerfectCell17: Pretty much, I've been getting more into it lately!
Vegeta: Finally, last question! That demon has to do a project about opium and wants to know if you can help her.
PerfectCell17: I would, but I don't really know anything about opium.
Vegeta: *takes off*
PerfectCell17: That Vegeta! Oh well, thanks for the questions!
Question 14:
Hi Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid it's me Mental I got questions for you first who the hell was that retarded bastard
who said that they hated me?I've suffered enough in my life it's bad enough that my father hated me and that when I was little
my mom barely had enough money for food, clothing, or the rent and my father was an unempolyed alcoholic that took the money
that we needed for my medicinces instead he used it for drugs.I'm okay now, but it hurts me when someone hates me I actualy
almost killed myself several times for that and I'm only 13 and I can find out anything and I get violent I'm willing to murder!Okay
I've calmed down now now I got evil questions first will you be my new daddy?You'll only have over 20 new children.Can I call
you Veggie-sama?What's a shrink? Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh or I'll never
speak to you again!Do you like Digimon?Can I smell you?Are you sure you won't be my husband?Will you live me?Are you
my friend?Vegeta-sama can I have a dollar?Susie pincess of all BBQ will you buy me a dollar?Veggie-kun the enchanted mermaid
what's a rimjob?Mommy can I be your slave?Daddy did you know that bith you and Hiei think that humans are worthless?'Kay now
for Master.1st can I be your slave?Will you give me a cookie?Am I retarded?My friend said that Veggie-kun has always wanted
to be a balerina is that true?Dose Veggie-kun's smell like onions?What's it live being an only child?Will Veggie-kun be my
slave?Dose Veggie-kun think I'm stupid?Is it true that Vegeta got his ass kicked by a 10 year old girl on his way to Goku's
house so he can propose to him?Can I quit school yet?What's school?Will you force Veggie-kun to buy me a man eating poodle?I
gotta go and do my homework and then go find a fire-breathing ladybug bye bye.
| I'M VEGGIE-KUN'S SLAVE AND MARIKS MIND SLAVE!!!!!!!!! | 
Vegeta: There's just no end!
PerfectCell17: *starts laughing*
Vegeta: Shut up and let's get this over with!
PerfectCell17: Okay, who was that retarded bastard that said they hated Mental?!
Vegeta: Like she said, some retarded bastard!
PerfectCell17: I agree with Veggie-kun! Just more ass hole with no life!
Vegeta: Next question, now!
PerfectCell17: Will you be her new daddy?
Vegeta: No! I already have two brats, that's enough!
PerfectCell17: Can she call you Veggie-sama?
Vegeta: *sighs* Fine! I guess it's better than Susie and the mermaid thing! At least this shows me respect!
PerfectCell17: What's a shrink?
Vegeta: A doctor that examines what goes on inside pathetic humans brains!
PerfectCell17: O.o ...Nice explanation...Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental
will never speak to you again!
Vegeta: I have more important things to do...and besides the woman took away my satellite privledges!
PerfectCell17: *laughs*
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Do you like Digimon?
Vegeta: Hmph, I have no time for cartoons!
PerfectCell17: Can Mental smell you?
Vegeta: O.o No, she cannot smell me!
PerfectCell17: Why not?
Vegeta: Because people do not sniff the Prince of ALL Saiyans!
PerfectCell17: Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: Yes, I'm sure! For like the tenth time!
PerfectCell17: Will you live with her?
Vegeta: No, I'm fine living at my house with my gravity room!
PerfectCell17: No, of course you wouldn't want to stay at home because of your family...you just want to stay at home
because of your gravity chamber!
Vegeta: So?
PerfectCell17: *sighs* Not even gonna bother...Are you Mental's friend?
Vegeta: Hmph, I am nobody's friend! But she is okay...for a demon!
PerfectCell17: Aww, that's gotta be the sweetest thing I've heard you say!
Vegeta: *growls*
PerfectCell17: Vegeta-sama, can Mental have a dollar?
Vegeta: She actually called me Vegeta-sama again! *gives Mental dollar*
PerfectCell17: Susie princess of all BBQ, will you buy her a dollar?
Vegeta: Grrr! No! What happened to her calling me 'Vegeta-sama'!?
PerfectCell17: I dont know...Susie!
Vegeta: *glares*
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun the enchated mermaid, what's a rimjob?
Vegeta: Ask your parents, kid!
PerfectCell17: Mommy, can Mental be your slave?
Vegeta: Yes she can be my slave, but she CAN'T call me mommy!
PerfectCell17: Daddy, did you know that both you and Hiei think humans are worthless?
Vegeta: *smirks*
PerfectCell17: My turn!
Vegeta: *sigh* Can the demon be your slave?
PerfectCell17: If she wants to...
Vegeta: Will you give her a cookie?
PerfectCell17: Sure! *gives Mental cookie*
Vegeta: Is that demon retarded?
PerfectCell17: Hell no, she's cool!
Vegeta: *curses* Mental's friend said that I always wanted to be a balerina, is that true?
PerfectCell17: Hehehe probably!
Vegeta: WHAT!? There's no way hell that I would want to be a balerina!
PerfectCell17: *giggles*
Vegeta: Grr! Do I smell like onions?
PerfectCell17: *go to sniff Veggie*
Vegeta: *moves*
PerfectCell17: *falls* Uh...not sure...
Vegeta: I told you! Nobody sniffs the Saiyan Prince! The demon wants to know what it's like to be an only child.
PerfectCell17: It's boring, I don't have anyone to fight with! I wish I had a brother or sister...
Vegeta: Hmph, will I be her slave?
PerfectCell17: Sure! ^_^
Vegeta: WHAT!? Hell no! I am a Saiyan of royal blood! That's a job for someone like Kakarot! Do I think Mental's stupid?
PerfectCell17: I think Veggie-kun thinks everything's stupid...
Vegeta: Except training!
PerfectCell17: Of course...training...
Vegeta: *mumbles death threat* Feh! Is it true that I got my ass kicked by a ten year old girl, on my way to Kakarot's
house to propose to him?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, but I wouldn't doubt it!
Vegeta: *powers up*
PerfectCell17: Uh...I mean...of course not!
Vegeta: *powers down* Can the demon quit school yet?
PerfectCell17: Nope, if I can't quit yet, then neither can she!
Vegeta: What's school?
PerfectCell17: It's how adults torture their children!
Vegeta: Will you force me to buy her a man eating poodle?
PerfectCell17: I'll try!
Vegeta: Hmph, yeah right! *flys off*
PerfectCell17: Damn, I need to learn how to fly...Anyways thanks for the questions!
Question 15:
Thanks Master it makes me feel better that there's people in the world who understand me.It alsom makes me happy that
I can torture Veggie-kun whenever I want!I wanna thank you both 'cuz I realy like you both!'Kay now let's begin hell first
Veggie-kun!Vegeta-sama will you give me a dollar?My monkey stole it from me.Vegeta-sama will you buy me a dollar?Veggie-kun
will you smell my teachers?Did you know that Hiei calls humans baka ningens?Veggie-kun can I call you Veggie the balerina?Can
I call you Veggie head?How about little green midget?How old is Bulma?Are you sure you won't be my husband?Is it true that
you and Opera use to be maried and save little hurt bunnies, puppies, cows and children?My friend said that Bulma's a lesbian
is that true?My friend said that a lesbian is a gay woman is that true?Are you bored?Whatch Yu yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin,
Yu-Gi-Oh, and Naruto or I'll send Barbra Striesand to live with you!Do you like answering these questions?Do you hate me?Ok
now questions for Master.Is it true that Veggie-kun was green when hewas born?Why do grown-ups toture us with school?Is it
true that Bulma and a Chichi are having an afair and that Bulma's gonna have Chichi's baby?If you hate being an only child
then why don't you get one?I hear of a store that near Ottawa that sells them at any age.Is it true that Vegeta and Goku are
in love and are getting maried in June?Why do we got so much in common?Ah I got soda bottle stuck to my finger how do
I get it out?I got a friend and his name is Miroku (Yeah that's his real name) and he wants to ask you to bare his child.Is
it true that Vegeta and Miroku (anime one) are maried and in love?I gotta go and kill complete strangers and blame it on Goku
bye bye.
PerfectCell17: *drags Vegeta be ear*
Vegeta: *pulls away* Why the hell did you do that!?
PerfectCell17: 'Cause I have to get you to answer these questions!
Vegeta: *sarcastically* Yay!
PerfectCell17: Okay first question, Vegeta-sama can Mental have a dollar?
Vegeta: Since she called me Vegeta-sama! *gives Mental dollar* But that's the last one!
PerfectCell17: Vegeta-sama, can you buy Mental a dollar?
Vegeta: No! I said that was the last one!
PerfectCell17: Fine! Veggie-kun will you smell Mental's teachers?
Vegeta: O.o What the hell is up with that demon and sniffing!? No, I won't smell her teachers!
PerfectCell17: Did you know that Hiei calls humans baka ningens?
Vegeta: *smirks* Maybe that Hiei isn't as bad as I thought...
PerfectCell17: Veggie-kun, can Mental call you Veggie the balerina?
Vegeta: Grr! No! My name is either Vegeta-sama or Prince Vegeta, that's it!
PerfectCell17: Well, what about Veggie head?
Vegeta: Hell no! Enough with thr damn nicknames!
PerfectCell17: Fine then, what about little green midget?
Vegeta: *forms ki blast in hand*
PerfectCell17: I'll take that as a no, Vegeta-sama...
Vegeta: *deforms ki blast* That's better!
PerfectCell17: How old is Bulma?
Vegeta: Why in the hell would I know that!?
PerfectCell17: Of course...why... Are you sure you don't want to be Mental's husband?
Vegeta: YES I'M SURE! And I'm not going to change my mind!
PerfectCell17: *snickers* Is it true that you and Opera use to be married and save little hurt bunnies, puppies, cows
and children?
Vegeta: What!? I was NEVER married to Opera and I would NEVER help little hurt animals or children!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend said that Bulma is a lesbian, is that true?
Vegeta: The woman is NOT a lesbian!
PerfectCell17: Mental's friend said that a lesbian is a gay woman, is that true?
Vegeta: Yes!
PerfectCell17: Are you bored, Veggie-kun?
Vegeta: *glares* Hmph! Of course!
PerfetCell17: Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh or Mental will send Barbra Striesand to live
with you!
Vegeta: So, I'll just blast her!
PerfectCell17: Do you like answering these questions?
Vegeta: No, they interfere with my training!
PerfectCell17: Do you hate Mental?
Vegeta: Hmph, I don't hate her, I only HATE Kakarot and Frieza!
PerfectCell17: Okay, my turn!
Vegeta: *curses* Is it true that I was green when I was born?
PerfectCell17: I'm not sure, I've never seen a baby picture of Vegeta before!
Vegeta
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